The little troll inexplicably took over her father's column in the Sunday Times for a day a while back. The highlight was her 'writing' drearily about a parking dispute. This was pre the return of Rebekah. So who else does the oversized cotton bud have in his pocket?
BITD he was in Oxford and decided he wanted to go to the Zodiac club (a large gig / nightclub venue that was run a bit like a pirate ship). He sent people to check he could come in and then sent more people to sweep the venue and then finally turned up himself, wearing lime green shoes for some reason and surrounded by security. He headed straight for what passed as the VIP section but was so terrified of the people in there, despite being surrounded by security, and the general debauchery he turned round and walked straight out. Sad.
Contrast this to Chelsea Clinton who used to go to the Disque Vogue night at the club and happily dance the night away. You could always tell where abouts on the dancefloor she was due to the two large security men who would be stood motionless on either side of her.
deep_stoat 10:02, reply
This just happened less than an hour ago. We were in Starbucks in Barnes, my eight-year-old daughter had her lemon muffin and was looking out of the window. Gary Lineker and his plus one were in there, sorting out their bags, used the table she was sitting at to do so, and left - taking her lemon muffin with them! I will be accepting all media interviews.
richjohnston 17:27, reply
BITD on here, you could barely go longer than a week without someone posting a story about Lineker grabbing someone's muffin.
humphrey_plugg 11:43, reply
Share the Muffin of our Hearts(TM) once?
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 12:05, reply
he refused to pay for a backing band. Instead he hired local musicians at every venue and paid them peanuts. He insisted on being paid before every gig in cash.
A British journalist interviewed at his home in the '90s. He arrived to find two TVs on simultaneously, one showing regular TV and the other showing women mud wrestling, in front of them was Chuck's 90 year old Dad eating grits.
uncle_whuppity 17:16, reply
Going out as a blast of hot gas - strangely appropriate. Maybe they'll blow it into a hooker's face, it's what he would have wanted.