Finlay Quaye was thrown out of the maternity ward at the birth of his first child
For being too stoned and shouting a lot.
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For no real reason except it's Friday
*kicks over bins- discovers missing cat*
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Saw him outside the Notting Hill Arts Club
Years ago. My mate proceeded to wind him up by telling him jokes he simply couldn't comprehend. He (Quaye, not my mate Guy) ended up having to be restrained by the crowd - after being shown up for the prize div he really is. he then threatened to go home and get some weapons and hard mates etc.. A cuntoid of the highest order.
katwoman 14:14, reply
Your mate wound him up by telling him jokes he couldn't understand?
How does that work then?
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I'd really like to meet the person who came up with that line
and beat them repeatedly with a shovel. Then kill their parents.
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If I said it was Toby Young
would that be sufficient evidence to get on with it?
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*grabs shovel*
*prays no one thinks it funny to post a pic of that dwarf cunt from M People*
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Finlay Quaye
used to be in the Richard Steeles every night of the week making a total cunt of himself with anyone who would listen....he has very poor hygiene.
whats_the_beef_chief 15:05, reply
yeah
he once threw an empty beer bottle at me from the next table outside yelling 'posh boy' or something. It hit me on the shoulder and I carried on chuntering away to my friends
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in the interests of balance, a mate spent an intercity (yes it was a while ago) train journey from London to Liverpool with him
he was most generous with his weed, which they spent the journey smoking out of the window by the smoking carriage (yes, it was a while ago). he watched kung-fu films on a portable dvd player, which at the time was quite the piece of kit (yes, it wazzzzzz....)
fo_shizzle 15:38, reply
Embarrassed to admit that I enjoyed one of his gigs
It was a lovely sunny day in Victoria Park. Can't bear to listen to the cunt otherwise... but just goes to show ehmmm something. I also enjoyed a Santana gig once so I might just be a cloth eared twat.
jonmac 13:09, reply
his greatest claim to fame ...
was winning the Music Industry Celebrity Soccer 6 organised 100 metre race IN BARE FEET. He narrowly beat the lanky one off the prodigy.
that is all
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About half an hour ago
I saw a bloke with a pencil moustache and tight pink trousers standing outside Foxcroft and Ginger watching it on his iPhone. And laughing. This is, I believe, one of the portents of the coming apocalypse.
ccbaxter 14:48, reply
well i am so uncool I posted the same link like, 2 hours after someone else.
i am clearly a dickhead.
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that's very magnanimous of you to say so
Have an otter for your troubles (it is friday after all)

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Cupcake spot
Keith Richards on my flight from New York yesterday. Carrying TWO bags of assorted chocolate cupcakes, cakes and sweet treats. IDSHworthersoriginal
powermaster 12:49, reply
Honky Tonk Muffin
edmor 23:56, reply
Steel Wagonwheels
el_presidente 13:11, reply
Sticky Fingers?
lennie 13:26, reply
2010: Another year without a Tupac album
New court filings in the two-fronted standoff between Death Row's hedgie/finanicier/dickheaded owners means there's essentially zero chance of a resolution this year. I'm not going to miss another round of "He was a genius, you know" remixes but the lack of earnings is bad news for the unpaid royalties claims made by Dre, Dogg et al. On the bright side, all parties to the suit have agreed that Death Row hoodies, do-rags ect can go back on sale in October, so that's Xmas sorted...
aristocat 10:46, reply
so crap it's almost not worth mentioning spot
Didz Hammond of possibly defunct post-libertines vehicle Dirty Pretty Things spied watching former Cooper Temple Clause bandmate Tom Bellamy at his and Eddie TMs "Losers" album lauch at the massively twatty Proud Galleries last night.
The thin crowd comprised a combination of 17 year old gurners and 40 year label types
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Why the global fuss about some hicks burning copies of Kerrang?
It's a shit magazine anyway.
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