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Finlay Quaye was thrown out of the maternity ward at the birth of his first child

For being too stoned and shouting a lot.

deep_stoat 12:58, reply

For no real reason except it's Friday

*kicks over bins- discovers missing cat*

mrs_ivy_trellis 16:14, reply

thegingerprince 16:33, reply

Saw him outside the Notting Hill Arts Club

Years ago. My mate proceeded to wind him up by telling him jokes he simply couldn't comprehend. He (Quaye, not my mate Guy) ended up having to be restrained by the crowd - after being shown up for the prize div he really is. he then threatened to go home and get some weapons and hard mates etc.. A cuntoid of the highest order.

katwoman 14:14, reply

dawnsyndrome 17:43, reply

Monster!

MONSTER!

thatevilwoman 17:46, reply

Kiss Mummy!

dawnsyndrome 18:15, reply

Your mate wound him up by telling him jokes he couldn't understand?

How does that work then?

loobylou 15:42, reply

Your mate sounds hilarious

deep_stoat 15:31, reply

his mate's Iranian, apparently

thatevilwoman 15:36, reply

"Simples"

or whatever

spank_daley 15:40, reply

I'd really like to meet the person who came up with that line

and beat them repeatedly with a shovel. Then kill their parents.

deep_stoat 15:55, reply

If I said it was Toby Young

would that be sufficient evidence to get on with it?

spank_daley 16:00, reply

*grabs shovel*

*prays no one thinks it funny to post a pic of that dwarf cunt from M People*

deep_stoat 16:04, reply

*rubs eyes*

thatevilwoman 16:06, reply

*rubs keyboard*

spank_daley 16:14, reply

*rubs pants*

deep_stoat 16:24, reply

*fills sock*

spank_daley 16:28, reply

thatevilwoman 15:51, reply

Finlay Quaye

used to be in the Richard Steeles every night of the week making a total cunt of himself with anyone who would listen....he has very poor hygiene.

whats_the_beef_chief 15:05, reply

yeah

he once threw an empty beer bottle at me from the next table outside yelling 'posh boy' or something. It hit me on the shoulder and I carried on chuntering away to my friends

thatevilwoman 15:10, reply

in the interests of balance, a mate spent an intercity (yes it was a while ago) train journey from London to Liverpool with him

he was most generous with his weed, which they spent the journey smoking out of the window by the smoking carriage (yes, it was a while ago). he watched kung-fu films on a portable dvd player, which at the time was quite the piece of kit (yes, it wazzzzzz....)

fo_shizzle 15:38, reply

Embarrassed to admit that I enjoyed one of his gigs

It was a lovely sunny day in Victoria Park. Can't bear to listen to the cunt otherwise... but just goes to show ehmmm something. I also enjoyed a Santana gig once so I might just be a cloth eared twat.

jonmac 13:09, reply

his greatest claim to fame ...

was winning the Music Industry Celebrity Soccer 6 organised 100 metre race IN BARE FEET. He narrowly beat the lanky one off the prodigy.

that is all

neville_bartos 13:43, reply

For him

that counts as a gig.

bogarts_lung 15:00, reply

Is THAT cool?

All you need to get you through today.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVmmYMwFj1I

tardmahal 12:51, reply

Ahahaha

I know the moustache guy. He is a twat.

curlywurly 13:51, reply

About half an hour ago

I saw a bloke with a pencil moustache and tight pink trousers standing outside Foxcroft and Ginger watching it on his iPhone. And laughing. This is, I believe, one of the portents of the coming apocalypse.

ccbaxter 14:48, reply

No outing.

deep_stoat 15:53, reply

it's all over the twattersphere

Right tweeps?

spank_daley 13:30, reply

I'm on about listen 23 since I saw it first earlier.

tardmahal 13:26, reply

splendid!

thatevilwoman 13:20, reply

that's actually ace.

thegingerprince 13:19, reply

I've just been looking at that elsewhere

it made me think of stoat

spank_daley 13:11, reply

well i am so uncool I posted the same link like, 2 hours after someone else.

i am clearly a dickhead.

neville_bartos 14:44, reply

In fairness, I didn't do a showy video link.

tardmahal 14:46, reply

that's very magnanimous of you to say so

Have an otter for your troubles (it is friday after all)

neville_bartos 15:41, reply

Why thank you.

tardmahal 17:29, reply

Cupcake spot

Keith Richards on my flight from New York yesterday. Carrying TWO bags of assorted chocolate cupcakes, cakes and sweet treats. IDSHworthersoriginal

powermaster 12:49, reply

Honky Tonk Muffin

edmor 23:56, reply

You shouldn't bake it so hard

chardstix 16:11, reply

I can't get no Statins-faction

mrzipski 14:09, reply

19th Nervous Breakaway

beryl_the_peril 13:47, reply

Star(bar)t Me Up?

awaitsinevitableabuse 13:08, reply

Steel Wagonwheels

el_presidente 13:11, reply

It's Only Rock and Rolos

drunken_boht 13:35, reply

Made with brown sugar, I assume...

philanderer 13:26, reply

When The (Walnut) Whip Comes Down

rogerkint 13:23, reply

Undercover of the Nougat

thatevilwoman 13:30, reply

Goo Goo Goo Goo Goo (Heartbreaker)

el_presidente 13:34, reply

Sympathy for the Devil's Food Cake

aristocat 13:38, reply

Quality Street fighting man.

mrsix 14:00, reply

Get your Yoyos out.

mrsix 14:12, reply

Let's spend the flight together

el_presidente 13:08, reply

Sticky Fingers?

lennie 13:26, reply

2010: Another year without a Tupac album

New court filings in the two-fronted standoff between Death Row's hedgie/finanicier/dickheaded owners means there's essentially zero chance of a resolution this year. I'm not going to miss another round of "He was a genius, you know" remixes but the lack of earnings is bad news for the unpaid royalties claims made by Dre, Dogg et al. On the bright side, all parties to the suit have agreed that Death Row hoodies, do-rags ect can go back on sale in October, so that's Xmas sorted...

aristocat 10:46, reply

so crap it's almost not worth mentioning spot

Didz Hammond of possibly defunct post-libertines vehicle Dirty Pretty Things spied watching former Cooper Temple Clause bandmate Tom Bellamy at his and Eddie TMs "Losers" album lauch at the massively twatty Proud Galleries last night.

The thin crowd comprised a combination of 17 year old gurners and 40 year label types

neville_bartos 12:01, reply

Why the global fuss about some hicks burning copies of Kerrang?

It's a shit magazine anyway.

weeble 9:50, reply

Hijack: Ronson has gone blond

too_fat_to_skate 10:34, reply

I wish he'd stop talking

about the drum loops on Tomorrow Never Knows

thatevilwoman 10:41, reply

spank_daley 10:39, reply

el_presidente 10:46, reply

thatevilwoman 10:52, reply

get out.

thegingerprince 10:33, reply

Fuck. Off.

deep_stoat 10:25, reply

el_presidente 10:14, reply

fo_shizzle 10:30, reply

*bores and kills self*

bogarts_lung 14:39, reply

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