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Brookie Spot

Jimmy Corkhill spotted dressed as a pirate on a Mersey Ferry. IDNSH parrot

lambanana 16:02, reply

That new England squad in full

(l to r) Kindly old uncle, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, Kilingon, rapist, rapist, toilet seat thief, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, dwarf, donkey, potato, rapist,

deep_stoat 15:40, reply

Tut

Fifth from left is spelled 'racist.' Allegedly, m'lud etc, etczzzz

ashleyjwilliams 16:25, reply

If she's Icelandic then she'll be lesbian

Not that that would be a negative for you I'm sure.

onthehushhush 13:50, reply

Isn't that Gemma Atkinson of Hollyoaks 'fame'?

And isn't she more Scouse than Cilla?

roger_mycock 13:41, reply

Probably, but that's what they look like.

deep_stoat 15:30, reply

I thought the daughter from 24

but not sufficiently hard enough to lose rhythm

spank_daley 13:58, reply

Elisha Cuthbert?

kunani 14:29, reply

No, she wanted to

spank_daley 14:33, reply

We've tried. We've failed

mrs_ivy_trellis 13:34, reply

You sure?

hypnogimp 13:33, reply

pink_oboe 16:32, reply

I hate Jessie J.

deep_stoat 17:29, reply

philanderer 14:30, reply

Chris Moyles IS King Herod!

sputnik1 8:12, reply

John Wayne IS Big Leggy

mrs_ivy_trellis 12:09, reply

He once came to my rescue whilst I was being chatted up by a rather large bear-type only to then try it on himself. I respectfully declined.

dannyboyb 23:44, reply

Fictional character...

...dresses as fictional character in City of Legend.

sputnik1 16:41, reply

Pirates existed/exist.

(hopes he's not running around with boot polish on his face and an AK47 trying to be a Somali Pirate)

mrsix 9:25, reply

Nah, I think that's the one who played Terry.

popfiction 14:21, reply

I hope he is.

deep_stoat 12:10, reply

Aaargh!

You're quite right. Actually, there's quite a large Somali community in Toxteth, where I grew up.

sputnik1 12:06, reply

"To Live and Die in L8"

significant_otter 12:13, reply

Run LFC

mrsix 13:00, reply

# Who's scouse? / Run's scouse! #

Brooksiiiiide etc.

popfiction 13:13, reply

Ey Lah Soul

mrsix 13:02, reply

They are still celebrating the City win in Abu Dhabi

Not in the same way as in Mancland, but with just a very large cake. (Sheikh Mansoor of Abu Dhabi & Sheikh Mohammed of Dubai pictured)

meow 11:44, reply

Rob Gretton manager of Joy Division & New Order

co-director with Tony Wilson of Factory Records was a match going City fan till he suddenly died in 1999 aged only 46. I used to drink with him before matches & didn't know who he was, I thought he was just another City fan called Rob. Then eventually Kevin Cummins told me who he was. "Oh" I said. Anyway, this was his grave yesterday....

uncle_whuppity 7:36, reply

I used to work with a guy who always referred to his wife as 'Sarah'

Only later did I discover this was in fact his wife, Sarah.

deep_stoat 10:52, reply

I used to work

spank_daley 13:24, reply

I used

uncle_fester 13:35, reply

I

(somebody had to)

dannyboyb 15:29, reply

someone got a bit previous.....

champ20ns.co.uk/ counting chickens'n that. Come on fellas another chorus of "this is how it feels to be City, this is how it feels to be small...."

uncle_whuppity 12:39, reply

Fuck me, it's a City fan who can actually remember the last time they won anything.

angry_anteater 12:52, reply

wot? like last year??

uncle_whuppity 14:32, reply

mrs_ivy_trellis 20:07, reply

FOF was at works party where a certain ex glamour model was the guest of honour.

At the end of the night he was chatting to her when she told him he could take her home for GBP800. So he did. Later said it was almost the same price as his football season ticket but provided much more entertainment.

deep_stoat 13:24, reply

Airport Borg spot

Seven of Nine, yesterday at Heathrow Virgin Upper Class. Disappointingly, she's only about 5'7". Wore a baggy jumper and ankle-length Laura Ashley-alike skirt, which didn't disgiuse the overall rail-thin-with-huge-norks effect - imagine Helen Windsor minus about 40 lbs. She had a mani, which made the all-male nail team come close to weeping with joy. Her accent is much more nasal and midwestern than her on-screen voice. IDNSH futuristic implants.

aristocat 11:37, reply

Ted Can't hear ya!

Did everyone’s favourite camp host look like he was on his last legs?

notsocoolcraig 12:32, reply

Tragically Su Pollard pulled out, annoying the other cast members

Nicky Wotzisname got drunk the night before so didn't make it to the event. Paul Shane looked dreadful and insisted on a three hour lunchbreak. Barry Howard just muttered "oh for fucks sake" under his breath for most of the day and Spike was such a sweetee. /end HiDiHiNewsNewsfeed

fayekorgazm 14:10, reply

I hear 'Yanto' was looking as horny as ever?

notsocoolcraig 14:54, reply

Ryan probably delighted her TV series got recommissioned

Darius less so- his "Beauty and the beast" pilot failed to get picked up for a series

mrs_ivy_trellis 17:16, reply

Oooh.

Tell me more about the manicure?

medium_smart 12:14, reply

Hey this was the 90's

we were all slung back then

sesquipedalian 16:51, reply

Don't encourage him to do that again.

Meanwhile, don't worry rebekah, your sort always thrive on the inside

deep_stoat 10:25, reply

she'll have the time of her life in Holloway

prisons are like 5 star hotels according to The Sun.....

uncle_whuppity 12:42, reply

Ha!

I've been asked if I actually had something that I was referring to, or whether I was lying to impress people *again*...

onthehushhush 23:55, reply

Should it be that colour?

And quite so small?

mrs_ivy_trellis 23:37, reply

An equal amount of dribbling in the box would apply to either option, I guess.

Jo's no stranger to footballers, either.

cerealrapist 14:04, reply

One could say

that the price was right. If this was about Jordan.

ian_credible 13:43, reply

The actual fee was 5K back in 1998....

I only know this because a FoF won the lottery & blew 25k in a weekend humping page 3 whores & buying them prang.

whats_the_beef_chief 15:49, reply

FoF once won a tenner on a scratchcard

and did a similar thing in Norwich.

kunani 16:00, reply

What did he spend the rest on?

popfiction 9:59, reply

this one's totally outfoxed me

chardstix 12:20, reply

Some Ewin............

chardstix 14:41, reply

Good luck

I decided to be true to myself and just wank off over pics of Tracey Elvik

spank_daley 14:03, reply

Cock enlargement emails are ceaseless but the Subject header occasionally shows promise

Got a good one in the folder today - "BOSS HER BIVALVE".

sesquipedalian 13:00, reply

Is that a chicken caesar salad?

deep_stoat 13:08, reply

Cheaper than the potato salad

mrs_ivy_trellis 14:00, reply

Donald Duck... Dunn.

mrsix 9:36, reply

PB Fantasy league hijack

Well done Whitefurze for kicking all our arses, and runner up TheAlbaArmy. I've been scrolling since yesterday to find where stoat finished, fuck me not even top 50. Shocking.

spank_daley 13:17, reply

No Mo' Onions

sydbarretthomes 8:49, reply

Respect

toxicshop 10:44, reply

Pours out a 40 of goats piss turned to gasoline.

hack_daniels 15:00, reply

Spotted - briefly

at the Dictator premiere. Joe Calzaghe and his mad-as-chips dancer girlfriend offof the telly. I say briefly spotted as, once they discovered their seats weren't exclusive enough for them, they walked out before the screening started.

onthehushhush 15:45, reply

ah see, I say, ah see that Jemima Khan has outted fleet street fox

the anonymous journo on Twitter, who, by sheer coincidence, I'm sure, featured in London's ES magazine (in which we are granted every Friday a peek at the lives of the fithy, vulgar & useless rich - women head to toe in bling, men dressed like pox doctor's clerks) In case you didn't know:

"Jemima Khanþ@Jemima_Khan

I'm told the vile anonymous troll @fleetstreetfox- who describes herself as on twitter as a "scavenger" is Susie Bonniface...cont....better known as "journo" who rifled through Cameron's bins for his disabled son's nappies...... and then wrote a story about how they weren't eco-friendly so didn't that prove he was a hypocrite to go on about green issues"

twitter.com/#!/jemima_khan

uncle_whuppity 2:31, reply

should we really be helping people out anonymous webmongs?

that seems counter-productive to me.

Yours faithfully,

Richard Littlejohn

onthehushhush 1:36, reply

In other news,

Chris Addison is a cunt of the highest order. I hope this helps?

medium_smart 12:26, reply

You say that about everyone though.

deep_stoat 13:08, reply

wasn't it "don't show my face at Leveson I quite like *my* anonymity" bore

Chris(topher Noel Walsh-)Atkins who outed Foxy last year?

onthehushhush 14:22, reply

He's

a cunt, too.

medium_smart 14:31, reply

he's a friend of a couple of friends, apparently,

who all vouch he's a splendid chap. I think that says more about the cuntishness of my friends than his lack of cuntishness though.

onthehushhush 14:45, reply

I only said he was a cunt because

Stoat said I said everyone was a cunt and I didn't want to let him down. As you were...

medium_smart 15:10, reply

He should have that on his tombstone.

deep_stoat 17:27, reply

It wouldn't fit

mrs_ivy_trellis 23:38, reply

Let's fucking bury him just to find out.

deep_stoat 10:34, reply

Susie is a good egg

sputnik1 19:49, reply

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