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John Travolta

dining out with young male friend in Bistro Niko Atlanta. Was trying to look invisible in his baseball cap, huddled in a corner. Seemed nice enough as a fan interrupted him to ask for an autograph

pipsqueak 13:58, reply

..something lazy about "swinging both ways"

mrs_ivy_trellis 14:47, reply

I wish I was a beard.

dawnsyndrome 15:38, reply

You sure?

looks a little (g)ruff

mrs_ivy_trellis 15:50, reply

And we're back to Kirsty Allsopp again.

deep_stoat 17:05, reply

oh i dont know, looks rather feltching to me

pipsqueak 15:58, reply

Usually wouldn't be happy to hear

about anyone going bankrupt BUT well, well, well Miquita Oliver, that'll teach you not to look down your nose and walk away when you're being offered far more than what you're worth for a cushy job.

intheissynoho 17:38, reply

LevesonBitch

Squint-eyed Dominic Mohan of the Sun called to Leveson today to answer the charge of 'Routine sexualisation and objectification of women' in his newspaper.

As Mohan now resembles a 'tribute Angelos Epithemiou with a comb-over' he's going to find it a tough crowd.

bogarts_lung 15:55, reply

Fat spot

Just seen Eric 'Chunky' Pickles loading his chauffeur driven Jag up with about fifty quids worth of Monmouth Coffee at Borough Market. It has been said before but he is a big lad.

And before I forget, a very cold looking dan cruickshank at St Magnus the Martyr in the City doing a piece to camera.

petsco 13:34, reply

deep_stoat 10:19, reply

ADROFL HITLERLOL

mount_st_nobody 14:26, reply

*rushes to buy fuhreronafixie.com *

mrsix 12:44, reply

Girlfriend In A Coma on IJ

father_gadd 13:06, reply

Kirstie Allsopp looks well

thatevilwoman 11:38, reply

she's on Question Time next week

who next, Jamie Redknapp? Amy Childs? PC Plum from Balamory? *awaits sparkling insight*

glitterkitty 14:32, reply

petsco 15:19, reply

*awaits Hoxton Hess*

mrsix 10:35, reply

I love Bernard Butler.

relief_organist 10:23, reply

At the opposite end of the financial scale...

Mandarin Oriental are offering rich Asians and Septics the chance to see the Diamond Jubilee close-up (meet some Churchills, prime seats on the Belfast, private area for viewing the procession etc), all from GBP6500 and up for four nights.

aristocat 10:23, reply

Re Chris Huhne

Very odd to be told that the CPS will tell us tomorrow whether Chris Huhne is to be charged. Is this a coded way of telling us that a large bucket of whitewash is about to be deployed??

handrearedboy 17:04, reply

It's almost like you can see in to the future

deep_stoat 17:14, reply

hack_daniels 19:28, reply

Re: Su Pollard in the mailout

Back in the late 90's she was booked for an appearance. She asked for 500pounds, but stipulated this should be in M&S Vouchers.

fayekorgazm 16:52, reply

Very practical!

Once had a boxer ask for 8k in cash in the car park which wasn't quite as easy to organize...

intheissynoho 17:49, reply

I had a well known shambles of a junkie

ask for half his substantial fee in cash before he'd play. We managed to rustle up the cash and he handed it straight over to his dealer before he got on stage.

theabominablehoman 9:29, reply

Lindsay Lohan once agreed to turn up at a showbiz mag party only if there was GBP50,000 in cash waiting for her when she arrived. They told her to fuck off and made do with Vanessa Feltz instead. She was, unsurprisingly, free.

hornbag 13:52, reply

God bless Damon. Blur are rehearsing again

so at least foppish tory twat Alex James will have some cash now and can stop churning out piss poor foodie articles. Thanks Damon, we owe you.

deep_stoat 14:45, reply

"foodie"?

he's so skint he's taken to writing for the Currant Bun heaping praise on class joints like McDonald's and KFC: "When it's busy in a Michelin kitchen, all the chefs are doing is putting pre-prepared parts of a meal together, which is essentially the same as McDonald's."

uncle_whuppity 15:37, reply

Nurse! He's got out of his bed again!

dannyboyb 23:36, reply

on the cob

relief_organist 16:50, reply

mrs_ivy_trellis 15:49, reply

hah

deep_stoat 16:01, reply

that'd be

"award-winning cheesemaker Alex James" (according to the interweb) - so it wasn't just Damon who was responsible for "Country house"?

kunani 15:13, reply

*sadly self-replies*

I've always thought that the chorus would seem to have been stolen from maybe ever-so-slightly inspired by this one's chorus?

...or maybe it's just me...

kunani 15:34, reply

My first husband designed the cover of the single, and I recorded a demo with Dave Fenton. IDidSHC and it was mahoosive. Stroppy git though.

lou_briccant 21:33, reply

I think I'm churning shitty cheese

I think I'm churning shitty cheese

I really think so

scoundrel 16:48, reply

You don't churn cheese

It's butter that you churn

This is what's known as a rebutt(er)al

sputnik1 10:17, reply

Tsk- dairy me *sighs*

mrs_ivy_trellis 11:27, reply

Curd you stop making puns?

fatlimey 11:34, reply

You're both milking it.

deep_stoat 11:43, reply

No whey!

bitterqueen 11:48, reply

that pun is the BSE's knees.

mrsix 11:54, reply

I Can't Believe It's Not Better!

intheissynoho 12:19, reply

Sadly this is the cream of the crop

mrs_ivy_trellis 12:29, reply

Yoghurt that right, sadly.

bitterqueen 12:35, reply

Can I lever one more in?

Pass me that fullcream.

mike_hunt 13:02, reply

You sound tired of so many milk puns

going pasteurise.

mike_hunt 12:59, reply

It's those people with no toes that get me so angry.

I'm lactose intolerant.

mike_hunt 13:20, reply

I used to be probiotic

but since that infection I'm antibiotic.

mike_hunt 13:15, reply

You are all lacking

In culture......

bogarts_lung 14:39, reply

I'm sure you're delighted

you posted that now, aren't you?

medium_smart 16:52, reply

I've read worse

and posted much MUCH worse *stares at invisible icon*

mrs_ivy_trellis 17:03, reply

They never give me an icon.

And I've been here forever. (It's because I'm Jewish, I think...)

medium_smart 21:33, reply

I just don't think many of them are kosher

you can have a sheep and a buffalo but not an elephant, right? Where do seals fit in? We're only thinking of you, it's a discrimination claim waiting to happen.

onthehushhush 22:12, reply

...and your lot control the media anyway...

bubastis 10:38, reply

In part

deep_stoat 21:41, reply

You've obviously never seen Grand Theft Parsons.

but then again who has.

deep_stoat 17:12, reply

Pay it forward.

I bought it from another charity shop. Cunts

mrs_ivy_trellis 11:59, reply

i used to work for howard, the vapors drummer

massive cranium. that is all.

toffeetreats 16:30, reply

I'd hope they would be rehearsing

They're playing the final lifetime-achievement medley at the Brits aren't they?

creatif 14:49, reply

That could explain it.

deep_stoat 14:56, reply

With you on the foppish twat stuff, obviously

Perhaps Jarvis Cocker will run on-stage with a KFC crispy wing up his arse in protest. Or not.

creatif 15:04, reply

Ginger Spice - It doesn't stop here

Geri Halliwell launches Union Jack clothing range for Next - pictures www.digita ... tures.html via @digitalspy

This hideous clothing line was a compromise as Geri Halliwell begged to be able to design the Official male athelete's swimwear for the Olympics in her Union Jack style. She was quickly shown the door but apparently Next opened it.

inthepocket 14:10, reply

*thinks back to a simpler time*

bubastis 14:46, reply

prefers this.......

workingclasszero 17:14, reply

*giggles*

fayekorgazm 20:31, reply

YOU'D think it was every schoolboy's dream...

...a beautiful young woman prancing around you wearing little more than a smile.

But 12-year-old Aaron Davis looks distinctly unimpressed in this bizarre picture.

Firstly, the 21-year-old woman is his AUNT, for goodness sake. Secondly, she's done it so many times before that seeing her topless is a bit of bore. In fact, even his school friends have seen her bare breasts so many times the novelty's worn off.

"Geri was always topless," says Aaron, now 24. "She did it because she wanted to be the centre of attention. My folks would tell her to cover up - but she never listened."

onthehushhush 17:13, reply

That's a lovely story, thank you x.

fayekorgazm 20:30, reply

I'd still have a look.

And if you talk to him, ask him where the fuck he got Gilbert and George goalkeeping shorts from.

deep_stoat 17:16, reply

Hasn't little Henry Beckwith grown?

relief_organist 16:47, reply

HA!

Unfortunately the pic was 100% footwear-free.

kunani 17:00, reply

Didn't know rafe had such a boring real name

sec 15:57, reply

She really was fucking desperate for fame/attention, wasn't she...

dannyboyb 15:20, reply

Do you mean Geri or rafe poster?

weishaupt 20:25, reply

Was?

knobcheesesandwich 15:29, reply

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