Usually wouldn't be happy to hear
about anyone going bankrupt BUT well, well, well Miquita Oliver, that'll teach you not to look down your nose and walk away when you're being offered far more than what you're worth for a cushy job.
Re: Su Pollard in the mailout
Back in the late 90's she was booked for an appearance. She asked for 500pounds, but stipulated this should be in M&S Vouchers.
Very practical!
Once had a boxer ask for 8k in cash in the car park which wasn't quite as easy to organize...
I had a well known shambles of a junkie
ask for half his substantial fee in cash before he'd play. We managed to rustle up the cash and he handed it straight over to his dealer before he got on stage.
God bless Damon. Blur are rehearsing again
so at least foppish tory twat Alex James will have some cash now and can stop churning out piss poor foodie articles. Thanks Damon, we owe you.
"foodie"?
he's so skint he's taken to writing for the Currant Bun heaping praise on class joints like McDonald's and KFC: "When it's busy in a Michelin kitchen, all the chefs are doing is putting pre-prepared parts of a meal together, which is essentially the same as McDonald's."
You don't churn cheese
It's butter that you churn
This is what's known as a rebutt(er)al
I just don't think many of them are kosher
you can have a sheep and a buffalo but not an elephant, right? Where do seals fit in? We're only thinking of you, it's a discrimination claim waiting to happen.
i used to work for howard, the vapors drummer
massive cranium. that is all.
Ginger Spice - It doesn't stop here
Geri Halliwell launches Union Jack clothing range for Next - pictures www.digita ... tures.html via @digitalspy
This hideous clothing line was a compromise as Geri Halliwell begged to be able to design the Official male athelete's swimwear for the Olympics in her Union Jack style. She was quickly shown the door but apparently Next opened it.
YOU'D think it was every schoolboy's dream...
...a beautiful young woman prancing around you wearing little more than a smile.
But 12-year-old Aaron Davis looks distinctly unimpressed in this bizarre picture.
Firstly, the 21-year-old woman is his AUNT, for goodness sake. Secondly, she's done it so many times before that seeing her topless is a bit of bore. In fact, even his school friends have seen her bare breasts so many times the novelty's worn off.
"Geri was always topless," says Aaron, now 24. "She did it because she wanted to be the centre of attention. My folks would tell her to cover up - but she never listened."
I'd still have a look.
And if you talk to him, ask him where the fuck he got Gilbert and George goalkeeping shorts from.