That's nothing to get excited about. Now if the camera could pan down a bit here...
Jon Pertwee : Long slinky cock.
Pat Troughton : Big balls, stumpy penis.
fayekorgazm 16:38, reply
haircuts ever could help in the recognition stakes
thatevilwoman 13:25, reply
but connected to a Geocities email address
spank_daley 15:01, reply
Wow – a website exclusively devoted to making up stories based on the thinnest Glen Matlock trivia. Is it JUST him, or do other on-and-off members of top punk bands get a look in?
“In other news, Terry Chimes has run out of milk. Seen entering the Egham branch of Tesco Metro yesterday afternoon, the sometime Clash sticks-man smiled at passers-by, and shared a joke with someone he held the door for. According to one eye witness, he looked relaxed as walked from his car to the entrance of the store. “I suppose he could have bought some bread too, while he was in there. I didn’t wait to see him leave,” she added.
hack_daniels 16:14, reply
The, Knights of the Roundtable: King Arthur, filming in Wales for the last six weeks: Djimon Hounsou - very nice bloke, Eric Bana - a bit instense, Jude Law - not in Wales.
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 16:01, reply
She's not seen any of it, but her hairdresser is a background artiste in it again. More news as it comes in.
I was out with a lady bodybuilder last night who says that old man Arnold Schwarzenegger is missing a testicle.
soapy_handerton 22:56, reply
mrsix 9:52, reply
Damn right. If you find mine smeared across the road at Lambichl in Köttmannsdorf near Klagenfurt, it's about yay big
thatevilwoman 14:16, reply
Apart from thinking full-length furs were appropriate for the pub she was alright.
bathwithkirsty 12:48, reply
A couple of months later it was pouring with rain. I didn't mind because I had Bobby Gillespie's umbrella. I popped into HMV on Oxford st and there was a thoroughly drenched Mr G looking through the CDs, sheltering from the rain. That'll teach you to try and chat up my girlfriend 12 years ago, you wanker.
deep_stoat 14:36, reply
That was all perfectly believable until you mentioned having a girlfriend.
plasticflamingo 15:46, reply
was the streak of piss that he bought an orange Dodge Challenger and left it parked around Primrose Hill for the majority of the late 90's and early 2000s. I think the roadie drove it. He didn't. He got my mate to do a painting of it - I think he paid him upfront - for the cover of what was to become the Xterminator album. Then, due to fearsome levels of Bayer's finest diamorphine-based cure all, forgot about it. Years later a semi-clean Bobby bumps into him outside the Landsdown. 'Have yer got that painting mate?' 'Nah, I lost it' my mate lied. It was actually hanging above my fireplace. Fuck him.