Brookie Spot
Jimmy Corkhill spotted dressed as a pirate on a Mersey Ferry. IDNSH parrot
lambanana 16:02, reply
That new England squad in full
(l to r) Kindly old uncle, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, Kilingon, rapist, rapist, toilet seat thief, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, dwarf, donkey, potato, rapist,
deep_stoat 15:40, reply
If she's Icelandic then she'll be lesbian
Not that that would be a negative for you I'm sure.
![]()
Isn't that Gemma Atkinson of Hollyoaks 'fame'?
And isn't she more Scouse than Cilla?
roger_mycock 13:41, reply
I thought the daughter from 24
but not sufficiently hard enough to lose rhythm
spank_daley 13:58, reply
No, she wanted to
spank_daley 14:33, reply
I hate Jessie J.
deep_stoat 17:29, reply
Pirates existed/exist.
(hopes he's not running around with boot polish on his face and an AK47 trying to be a Somali Pirate)
mrsix 9:25, reply
I hope he is.
deep_stoat 12:10, reply
They are still celebrating the City win in Abu Dhabi
Not in the same way as in Mancland, but with just a very large cake. (Sheikh Mansoor of Abu Dhabi & Sheikh Mohammed of Dubai pictured) 
meow 11:44, reply
Rob Gretton manager of Joy Division & New Order
co-director with Tony Wilson of Factory Records was a match going City fan till he suddenly died in 1999 aged only 46. I used to drink with him before matches & didn't know who he was, I thought he was just another City fan called Rob. Then eventually Kevin Cummins told me who he was. "Oh" I said. Anyway, this was his grave yesterday....

uncle_whuppity 7:36, reply
I used to work with a radiopharmacist who would bring in bagels for lunch, as provided by his wife's friend "Alan".
Only later did I find out it was Alan Erasmus.
![]()
I used to work with a guy who always referred to his wife as 'Sarah'
Only later did I discover this was in fact his wife, Sarah.
![]()
I used to work
spank_daley 13:24, reply
someone got a bit previous.....
champ20ns.co.uk/ counting chickens'n that. Come on fellas another chorus of "this is how it feels to be City, this is how it feels to be small...."
uncle_whuppity 12:39, reply
Fuck me, it's a City fan who can actually remember the last time they won anything.

angry_anteater 12:52, reply
FOF was at works party where a certain ex glamour model was the guest of honour.
At the end of the night he was chatting to her when she told him he could take her home for GBP800. So he did. Later said it was almost the same price as his football season ticket but provided much more entertainment.
![]()
Airport Borg spot
Seven of Nine, yesterday at Heathrow Virgin Upper Class. Disappointingly, she's only about 5'7". Wore a baggy jumper and ankle-length Laura Ashley-alike skirt, which didn't disgiuse the overall rail-thin-with-huge-norks effect - imagine Helen Windsor minus about 40 lbs. She had a mani, which made the all-male nail team come close to weeping with joy. Her accent is much more nasal and midwestern than her on-screen voice. IDNSH futuristic implants.
aristocat 11:37, reply
She was in the UK for a convention, along with ageing Dr Who actors, and the Hi-Di-Hi cast...
Oh, the glamour of it all.
![]()
Ted Can't hear ya!
Did everyone’s favourite camp host look like he was on his last legs?
notsocoolcraig 12:32, reply
Tragically Su Pollard pulled out, annoying the other cast members
Nicky Wotzisname got drunk the night before so didn't make it to the event. Paul Shane looked dreadful and insisted on a three hour lunchbreak. Barry Howard just muttered "oh for fucks sake" under his breath for most of the day and Spike was such a sweetee. /end HiDiHiNewsNewsfeed
![]()
Ryan probably delighted her TV series got recommissioned
Darius less so- his "Beauty and the beast" pilot failed to get picked up for a series
![]()
Would certainly be 'interesting'. She's in a fucking wheelchair these days.
![]()
Don't encourage him to do that again.
Meanwhile, don't worry rebekah, your sort always thrive on the inside

![]()
she'll have the time of her life in Holloway
prisons are like 5 star hotels according to The Sun.....
uncle_whuppity 12:42, reply
Ha!
I've been asked if I actually had something that I was referring to, or whether I was lying to impress people *again*...
![]()
An equal amount of dribbling in the box would apply to either option, I guess.
Jo's no stranger to footballers, either.
cerealrapist 14:04, reply
The actual fee was 5K back in 1998....
I only know this because a FoF won the lottery & blew 25k in a weekend humping page 3 whores & buying them prang.
whats_the_beef_chief 15:49, reply
I can't think of any more glamour model puns but I'm going to go and do some thorough research in case I find one.
![]()
Good luck
I decided to be true to myself and just wank off over pics of Tracey Elvik
spank_daley 14:03, reply
Cock enlargement emails are ceaseless but the Subject header occasionally shows promise
Got a good one in the folder today - "BOSS HER BIVALVE".
![]()
Donald Duck... Dunn.
mrsix 9:36, reply
PB Fantasy league hijack
Well done Whitefurze for kicking all our arses, and runner up TheAlbaArmy. I've been scrolling since yesterday to find where stoat finished, fuck me not even top 50. Shocking.
spank_daley 13:17, reply
Spotted - briefly
at the Dictator premiere. Joe Calzaghe and his mad-as-chips dancer girlfriend offof the telly. I say briefly spotted as, once they discovered their seats weren't exclusive enough for them, they walked out before the screening started.
![]()
ah see, I say, ah see that Jemima Khan has outted fleet street fox
the anonymous journo on Twitter, who, by sheer coincidence, I'm sure, featured in London's ES magazine (in which we are granted every Friday a peek at the lives of the fithy, vulgar & useless rich - women head to toe in bling, men dressed like pox doctor's clerks) In case you didn't know:
"Jemima Khanþ@Jemima_Khan
I'm told the vile anonymous troll @fleetstreetfox- who describes herself as on twitter as a "scavenger" is Susie Bonniface...cont....better known as "journo" who rifled through Cameron's bins for his disabled son's nappies...... and then wrote a story about how they weren't eco-friendly so didn't that prove he was a hypocrite to go on about green issues"
uncle_whuppity 2:31, reply
should we really be helping people out anonymous webmongs?
that seems counter-productive to me.
Yours faithfully,
Richard Littlejohn
![]()
In other news,
Chris Addison is a cunt of the highest order. I hope this helps?
medium_smart 12:26, reply
wasn't it "don't show my face at Leveson I quite like *my* anonymity" bore
Chris(topher Noel Walsh-)Atkins who outed Foxy last year?
![]()
he's a friend of a couple of friends, apparently,
who all vouch he's a splendid chap. I think that says more about the cuntishness of my friends than his lack of cuntishness though.
![]()
I only said he was a cunt because
Stoat said I said everyone was a cunt and I didn't want to let him down. As you were...
medium_smart 15:10, reply
Susie is a good egg
She made Fleet Street laugh, anyway
www.pressgazette.co.uk/story.asp?storyCode=36327§ioncode=1










