with lizard-on-girl kissing. The reliably shit Lizo Mzimba has already managed to piss off Peter Capaldi with an interview where he harped on about the decision to go with such an "elderly" new Doctor, and mispronounced Capaldi's name throughout. When Mzimba tried to grab Capaldi a few days later for a red carpet chat, Capaldi signed autographs throughout and refused to look at Mzimba. Och, it's small beer but LM is developing a rep for needlessly cocking up his very easy gig as BBC Entertainment corr. They put him on News24 to obit Rik Mayall, and he repeatedly said Mayall had his quad accident in the 80s. Which obviously wasn't the case - and so easy to fact-check. Especially since Mzimba must remember the 80s from the first time. Born in 1968, he's a "middle-aged" 45.
celtiagirl 11:31, reply
... LM had an interview with them, and of course didn't ask about the tax issue at all. Probably because the press officer told him not to. First class journalist.
The time-honoured 'fist bump' greeting is rapidly on the decline; instead, middle-class kids from Brentwood who have watched Attack The Block too many times (ie once) yout('h) who subscribe to the gangsta way of life are instead adopting the 'Kinshasa Handshake', a mode of greeting that originated during the first outbreaks of Ebola in Zaire. This involves bumping elbows to allow minimum body contact. Expect rapid adoption of this by hipster types at this year's carnival who, despite displaying many of the symptoms following ingestion of a four-times-rewarmed goat curry, are sadly unlikely to die of a filovirus. Unless they spend their gap year in Africa (or, indeed, County Donegal.
bad_horsey 14:10, reply
Still, it helped shift that weight.
cerealrapist 11:25, reply
who regularly checks into the Capio Nightingale clinic near Marylebone, in an attempt to rid herself of various substance addictions? She's not at all well liked by staff or the other patients there.
philanderer 14:39, reply
In other news, looks like Super Mario is back Paddy Power just suspended betting.
deep_stoat 9:51, reply
can everyone please STOP posting ‘gossip’ about celebrity big brother???
__________ 19:31, reply
If this is quorn apols, but Mark Wright keeps going back for sex with Lauren Goodger despite their estrangement.
She always gives him a rusty trombone and he can't get enough of it or something.
Also, I remember the Hollywood Hooker who wrote "You'll Never Make Love in this Town Again" had a whole chapter about Gary Busey, calling him "Scary Abusey" as he liked nothing better to scrag the faces off prostitutes.
dawnsyndrome 13:15, reply
"Simon From Eastenders" is bringing a bit of london to folkestone opening a bar. At previous pubs he's been quoted as saying "a few of the eastenders lot want to come down" here and here, though not here, I am still searching for more). But not this time, even made up people have some standards.
Oh no, am devastated that Cliff Richards might be caught up in some nasty business, I never saw that one coming.
Aha possibly "Simon From Eastenders" was possibly an extra mostly here he does not have a character name but he must have been a named character in an Eastenders once. My wife's hairdresser is an extra, he got a named part in "The Tunnel". But then they cut his part (ouch).
deep_stoat 11:26, reply
except with him it was the whole back of his head.
__________ 19:18, reply
Lost in Asda, a little girl goes crying to the security guard.
"Calm down, little girl, it’s OK. Just tell me – what’s your mum like?"
"Big cocks and vodka."
curlywurly 16:13, reply
BITD Martina Mccutcheons father was the window cleaner at 36 Portland Place London. He arrived after lunch, drunk and then fell out of the window while cleaning (very eastenders thing to do). Broke his arm and went to hospital for a scan. Tried to sue the employers for damages. The employers....the British Institute of Radiology.
powermaster 13:40, reply
I can find no mention if this guy being in eastenders apart from in his own press releases. it's the front page of our local paper though.
He's shocked and saddened by the death of robin williams though so he must be alright
plasticflamingo 12:18, reply
someone on here, years ago, saying that a certain unmarried pop star who had been stopped by the cops for doing something fruity with a young gentleman. This was back in the 70s.
tamara_bumpdeeay 14:03, reply
Don't google cliff richards, you'll be stuck there all day.