Electric Dreams
Pre the Porsche Kevin from the Apprentice used to borrow his mum’s ford fiesta.
To impress the west-country girls he used to pretend that the car had electric windows. Kevin did this by winding down the windows with subtle little hand/arm movements and by imitating the noise of an electric window :/
The West Country girls were actually wowed
by the strange shiney cart that moved without being pulled by a horse...
My only comment on this
is that the one in the middle is doing something off-putting with her hand.
fof worked with him recently. He was very nice and polite.
then he drank a bottle of gin in half an hour and turned into a cunt. And dennis wise's brother is called ernie.
Victoria Mary Clarke
Her PA is a bloke called Dickon who looks like Nick Rhodes circa Planet Earth era.
Go drinking in the Boogaloo in Highgate any time, night or day and he’s usually in there.
You should have asked him how his rider list ended up in a skip full of gay codpiece seconds in Manchester about 4 years ago.
Bernard
co-wrote most of Tricky's new album but Tricky has told the PR company handling it that he doesn't want that mentioned anywhere as he feels it may damage his shiny bright street cred.
Coming from a man who recorded a version of the Wonder Woman theme tune
with John Fruiscante, that's quite something
Back in the mid 90s
the Evening Standard reviewed a Tricky gig accompanied by a large photo of Jerry Hall, oddly captioned that she'd 'performed with Tricky last night.' By the West End Final edition the pic had been replaced with one of Terry Hall..
Appearances
can be deceptive. I was living in Helsinki for a while back in the 80s and the Pogues were doing a big gig in the town centre. The Finns, who are no mean slouches when it comes to drinking, were extremely impressed by Shane's consumption of a very large personal rider of a case of beer, two bottles of vodka and two bottles of red wine. He managed all that before taking to the stage.
Liv Tyler has ditched Royston Langdon
Her rep: "Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family's privacy be respected at this time."
Jonathan King's website in the mailout
"We suggest viewers should be over 16"
If only Jonathan had heeded etc etc
Which brain dead sleb said this -
The singer even compared herself to the royal, adding, "I saw the film The Queen and the way she wanted to go and be by herself, without all the bodyguards. I identified with that in the sense that, although I'm a public person, equally I absolutely love my anonymity." It was a fucking film you dumb twat.
"She epitomises what girl power stands for."
What, because if the Queen had a brother, he'd have automatically got her job?
Not really beauty
So, Dove's Real Beauty campaign has been airbrushed to make the real women acceptably real looking all along, then . And it's no co-incidence that despite having no experience in media (but quite a look of Mr Editor's wife) the Account Director in charge of the campaign jumped ship in a very strange career move to run The Independent's commercial side. Hmmm...
QOTD
Which celebrity is next for a lengthy spell in chokey?
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Weasels of the month
- honk
- celtiagirl
- lovelight
- 7zark7
- bobbifleckmann
- gordon_bennett
- medium_smart
- richjohnston
- thegingerprince
- ennuyee