All the border staff are 100% focussed on the migrants right now, so if you wanted to bring back flickknifes and porno playing cards, now's your chance.
Someone rode their pushbike off the white cliffs last week and it didn't even make the local news, because everyone's only thinking about operation stack.
In other news from the region they're filming a Most Haunted at the recently reopened Fan Bay deep shelter on the cliffs soon, the shameless bastards.
Conversely, it's popularly believed in Canterbury that Fart Spray and Silly String are completely unavailable in La Belle France, such is the mania for these items amongst juvenile Gallic day-trippers.
hack_daniels 15:50, reply
That's always worth a link: sexually assaulted at an airport
...another man of the people and rock star of morality who likes nice hotels and non-economy flights is Michael Sandel.
7zark7 6:05, reply
I think the URL speaks for itself
i mean, the figurine isn't even being violently gang-raped or violated by a tree that's come alive.
__________ 15:15, reply
Just reading how Charlize dumped Sean Penn - by 'ghosting' him - but left out is why...
Because at their last public outing together at a ball in Austria, Sean was so drunk that he couldn't speak, or stand.
He already looks pretty worse for wear from photos taken earlier in the night (apols for link to the Mail) [url]www.dailym ... -Ball.html