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tulisa trial thrown out...

and the fake sheik might be getting an unexpected moment of glory (in the form of a perjury trial) . oops.

neville_bartos 12:54, reply

I hope Mazher Mahmood gets his day in court

I've had a couple of work dealings with him in the past and he's a rude, arrogant tosser of the highest order. (No, I'm not Tulisa)

agnetha 14:29, reply

Tulisa to sue The Sun!

No, wait. Tulisa not to sue The Sun.

babycatboy 8:18, reply

It's hardly her first sloppy retraction

mount_st_nobody 10:57, reply

Problems with changed evidence? He's got form.

1988 Fired from The Sunday Times after being "caught trying to cover his mistakes by offering a financial bribe to the staff in the newspaper computer room to falsify his copy..."

mrs_ivy_trellis 15:06, reply

Were his lies

about the evidence that brought her to court, or was it his believability in general that was in question?

pink_oboe 8:10, reply

either way, there's certainly nothing unbelievable or unlikely about this:

"Mahmood got me and my team completely intoxicated and persuaded me to act the part of a bad, rough ghetto girl. They recorded this and produced this as evidence when I thought it was an audition."

car_snow_gin 11:35, reply


is the best way to approach any audition

pink_oboe 13:10, reply


edmor 14:59, reply

Barbara used to trawl through newspapers on a daily basis, and cut out articles about her

"For her museum". I can't imagine how she would handle the Internet if she were alive today.

fayekorgazm 15:43, reply

Ctrl+P ?

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 16:19, reply

And the PB staple

F5, F5, F5, F5, F5, F5zzzzzzz

pink_oboe 17:47, reply

Ain't that the truth

deep_stoat 13:12, reply

fuggin' right

car_snow_gin 14:41, reply

mrs_ivy_trellis 8:42, reply

pink_oboe 15:13, reply

deep_stoat 16:28, reply

Grazing on crisps has taken its toll

spank_daley 16:56, reply

mrs_ivy_trellis 17:04, reply

thatevilwoman 21:48, reply

dawnsyndrome 13:55, reply

Hawkus is away.

mrs_ivy_trellis 21:55, reply

Walk Like An OAPtian

thatevilwoman 15:38, reply


mr_david 20:00, reply


dawnsyndrome 13:54, reply

And Stevie G

has retired to spend more time with his legal team.

cunt 21:37, reply

Elaine Stritch deaded

I've posted this before, but I think its worth a reprise: While filming LWT's "Two's Company" in the late 1970's she negotiated as part of her contract that LWT paid for a suite at the Dorchester for her time in London, with a white Rolls Royce as her transport. The parties she used to host were famous for the Martinis that were being served - a healthy shot of gin and a butler would wander through the guests spraying vermouth through an old style atomiser in the general direction of the glasses.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 10:41, reply

Rockford Files closed for good

edmor 9:46, reply

ah... those were such simpler times

when Tabloid Journalists could merely stand in the vague vicinity of your static caravan to listen in to your answering machine messages.

mrsix 7:07, reply

Finally got them operated on?

downtownmanagua 10:39, reply

Why would she need a suite at The Dorchester

when she and her husband John 'Muffin May' Bay lived at the Savoy from 1973 to 1982?

plasticflamingo 7:44, reply

Stritch and Bay married a section of her solo show dealt with the happiness of this union and lived in London at the Savoy hotel. Spotting the opportunities of this sojourn, LWT, whose headquarters was within walking distance of the Savoy, cannily came up with Two's Company.

plasticflamingo 7:21, reply

the independent says one thing

The guardian says another. Only one way to solve the times.

petsco 12:00, reply

Chicago Tribune also says the Savoy in its obit

can the Sacramento Bee come up with a robust rebuttal?

celtiagirl 12:49, reply

I visited the bloody thing, and it was definitely in the Savoy. My Godmother was a friend of hers and used it whilst working in London.

plasticflamingo 17:30, reply


rogermoore 21:16, reply

But why have you posted a picture of your mother and your sister?

plasticflamingo 7:37, reply

Buy an ad Rupert you tight cunt

prefers_earlier_work 12:15, reply

Richard Griffiths threatened to smack her one

When they were filming that forgettable sitcom they did together. Richard Griffiths was constantly defending her erratic behaviour because she'd told him she was suffering from flu and was on antibiotics. His sympathy ended abruptly when the annoyed channel bosses entered her dressing room to find her passed out, surrounded by empty bottles. Griffiths then told her to sober up, which earned him a torrent of vile abuse, so he warned her that where he came from, the men smacked women about for that kind of talk. She was so taken aback that she shut up and started behaving herself.

mercyme 17:08, reply

She probably just abruptly sobered up when she smelled the fat shit...

Besides, it's Elaine Stritch: Crabby Bitch.

dawnsyndrome 8:47, reply

To be fair, he could act.

But alas he couldn't walk upstairs in his rather grand house. He missed his brother. So continued eating.

fayekorgazm 16:50, reply

Poor the Richard Griffiths

dawnsyndrome 9:50, reply

Hijack: Evening Standard pronounces death to the West, supports Sharia law

Original link has been taken down, but Reddit have got a screengrab: www.reddit ... orruption/

mount_st_nobody 11:19, reply

We all think that...

... but how come there's never anyone to spill the beans? Surely he can't have paid off everyone he's bummed.

7zark7 20:07, reply

Papers don't out people any more

...and when they did, Max Clifford was always on hand with a friendly "print that and you'll never work in this town again".

thebestnameshavegone 15:23, reply


dawnsyndrome 17:54, reply

in other news, Linbergh baby still missing.

deep_stoat 11:49, reply

Typical, one Jew baby and we're all up in arms.

What about all the missing Philistine babies? WHY DON'T CMM AND THE BFG CARE ABOUT THEM AS MUCH?

spank_daley 15:52, reply

Did you check the MH17 crash site?

mount_st_nobody 12:24, reply

Johnny Winter Dead

plasticflamingo 12:36, reply

For no reason whatsoever other than that I am a Gene Vincent fan but didn't know thsi fun fact:

"In 1968 in a hotel in Germany, Gene Vincent tried to shoot Gary Glitter ; he fired several shots and missed and a frightened Glitter left the country the next day."

edmor 19:57, reply

I'll be no more

edmor 13:58, reply

he had such awful hair

__________ 13:31, reply

Which cues me nicely

Bob Geldof, in a lurid striped yellow suit, Sloane square earlier this evening.

rogermoore 21:39, reply

Siralansugar, opening a door by himself while talking on the phone so he didn't have to talk to anyone else

on wardour street. Nice brown suit, though, alan.

deep_stoat 10:21, reply

it remains unclear

whether he went on to swallow a selection of increasingly large creatures, each with a view to swallowing its unfortunate predecessor.

__________ 15:37, reply

He has chola eyebrows.

mr_david 13:08, reply

He's been taking tips...

7zark7 20:10, reply

...and more chins than a Chinese phone book.

mrsix 13:19, reply


Dame Butler-Sloss has withdrawn from the Peado-files inquiry. It in no way reflects on the behaviour of her brother Lord Sir Michael Havers who was Attorney General the time of the Dickens Dossier(s) going missing.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 11:13, reply

dawnsyndrome 12:58, reply

mrsix 14:31, reply

deep_stoat 17:05, reply

__________ 21:48, reply


thatevilwoman 8:02, reply

Hah, that's uncanny.

deep_stoat 23:50, reply

spank_daley 13:53, reply

dawnsyndrome 14:40, reply

He was great in Throbbing Gristle

mrsix 14:38, reply

Has Whuppity died? Again?

Where's the cut-and-paste post recounting how Wilfred Bramble not only made advances at the Beatles but also is the subject of on ongoing "Dirty Old Man" revelations?

trellis 22:09, reply

Wilfrid Brambell liked the boys......

Who knew? Next you'll be telling us so did Joe Orton, ("he looked about 15, if I was in Tangier I could be able fuck him, but I can't makes me furious") or Oscar Wilde ("feasting with panthers")

uncle_whuppity 9:11, reply

i don't like these posts about joking about other popbitch posters being dead

but really i'm posting here to ask how do I get my GBP1 deal that is in the mailout? I get up to the point where I have to register my details and it's still saying 6.95. Is there a voucher code type thing after that?

the board moves at such a pace these days that hope I get back in time to see replies

pauly 19:18, reply

Wrong log in, Whuppity.

deep_stoat 23:51, reply

pink_oboe 15:30, reply

Five knuckle reshuffler

It's a great day for Twitter Masterclass sensei David Schneider, hoovering up anti-Gove RTs. Though he's yet to mention what Gove's new job is - anyone know?

hack_daniels 10:48, reply

He will fix and shill loyally for Dave

...handle some of the tougher interviews and backbencher negotiations, until next summer when in the wake of delivering a minority conservative government with confidence and supply from the libdems, he'll slip off to edit the Mail for a million a year.

Then Dave to stand aside for Boris in 2017.

john_lewis_partnership 15:28, reply

arf a pint of plasma

thatevilwoman 15:59, reply


albert_steptoes_horse 13:47, reply

Had Popbitch been around then...

Mention would certainly have been made of the late Sir David Napley's penchant for defending high-profile politicos in sex-scandal cases. Jeremy Thorpe and Harvey Proctor were also his clients.

philanderer 8:12, reply

I doubt it has anything to do with this

pisspoor effort from Martin 'Shit' Shovel.

hack_daniels 12:56, reply

i miss rich_johnston poster

__________ 19:47, reply

I bumped into him at Waterloo recently

Despite what his appearance suggested, he is still alive

mount_st_nobody 10:15, reply

(i don't really miss him at all)

__________ 11:48, reply

isn't it an odd coincidence

how in some families virtually every member ends up becoming a well paid and titled 'member of the establishment'.

Its almost like there's a inner circle of wealth and influence that excludes those not already in it. Or summit...

neville_bartos 11:37, reply

Your point being?

plasticflamingo 10:17, reply

They have the money, connections and know-how. We're all screwed.

blessed_brian 15:03, reply

Oh and some P to add to the B

Prior to becoming Attorney General and posthumously ruining his sister's ride on the public enquiry gravy train, Lord Havers was the defence barrister for Jagger & Richards in their drugs trial (as well as being the last Judge ever to sentence a woman to death in the UK)

neville_bartos 11:40, reply

Pedants corner

The judge who sentenced Ruth Ellis to death was Michael and Elizabeth's father and Nigel's gran pop.

lanista 12:56, reply

"Right kids?"

spank_daley 11:40, reply

The Sunday Mirror

Yesterday was very illuminating on that subject.

gordonsalive 11:37, reply

deep_stoat 19:13, reply

Like a

trellis 19:56, reply

Boring Havers PR information ...

Nigel will not autograph any photo of him, or anyone else in promotional photos, if they are pictured smoking.

fayekorgazm 14:23, reply

He also hates being called mate/pal

or Mr...he likes to be called Sir & he also likes to let people know he has friends in high places if they cross him.

He asked me if I knew who he was & I said Michael Aspel? He didnt like being called Aspel either.

His breath stinks as well.

whats_the_beef_chief 15:35, reply

The Man Behind The Man Behind The Men Who Make Us Spend

Jacques Peretti - he of 'The Men Who Make Us Spend', the documentary exploring how advertising, marketing, celebrities and brands have used mind tricks and mass media to turn us all into consumer drones, & also, 'The Men Who Made Us Fat', a documentary about our food-obsessed culture and why we all can't stop fucking eating - is part of Fresh One productions, set up by none other than Jamie Oliver! Jacques was also the producer on 'The World's Biggest Penis'

mount_st_nobody 13:39, reply

Rave of Thrones

Latest gratuitous cash in from Game of Thrones (following the lame touring exhibition of a chair and some dresses) is an, erm, DJ tour. This stars contender to Dave Pearce's crown of 'house DJ who looks most like a potato', Hodor.

Mix here if you're really bored.

theabominablehoman 1:51, reply


Friend (who is a DJ) was at a party where Hodor DJed and reported that he was actually quite good.

His banter was a bit repetitive though..... *coat*

knobcheesesandwich 14:20, reply


was a DJ before he was Hodor.

thebestnameshavegone 19:44, reply

NataliA Tena (ex Harry Potter witch)

is a singer and accordion player for a band called Molotov Jukebox *pages too_fat_too_skate poster*

trellis 20:19, reply

They were on that

Game of Thrones geekfest show hosted by the one with the funny teeth offof here. They were quite good.

PS: Natalia

thebestnameshavegone 1:29, reply

She's bonkers, but in quite a charming way.

deep_stoat 9:14, reply

On an airport bus

she spent a very long time telling me about her shag the night before and that she hadn't washed since.

celtiagirl 10:56, reply

Well I didn't shag her.

deep_stoat 11:18, reply


prefers_earlier_work 15:03, reply

thatevilwoman 10:24, reply

RIP Tommy Ramone.

*over on twitter, Welsh Goth @simon_price01 posts a link to a youtube clip which features Marky on traps*

hack_daniels 9:36, reply

this made me a bit sad

__________ 10:32, reply

Ramones reunion now complete

toffeetreats 10:18, reply

Guess they weren't too tough to die.

deep_stoat 9:53, reply

'I Wanna Be Cremated'

car_snow_gin 13:44, reply

Punk Is Dead

norks 17:20, reply

Cretin Stopped.

hack_daniels 14:11, reply


gordonsalive 15:43, reply

George Clarke, the dead-eyed poor man's Kevin McCloud

doesn't have any of his own wit, instead he steals the self-builder's bon mots and passes them off as his own on the next retake.

mandy_mcnab 14:08, reply

geek rubbish

if you use the google chrome and you install this plugin it will replace all instances of cloud and the cloud with "butt" or "my butt", even mentions of kevin mccloud. it's the gift that just keeps on giving.

pauly 19:15, reply


pink_oboe 16:09, reply

Pauline loves her pens, Mickey-love

thatevilwoman 17:37, reply

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