Where's the handle?

The fantastic Mouse has been responsible for a variety of unbelievable acts, including Secretary, Texas Diner Waitress, Giant Poodle, Giant Baby, Giant Strawberry Woman.
For Popbitch Explode she and co-performer Cat put together the unforgettable Fat Geri.

Describe yourself in four words:
Unusual comic erotic act

Best night ever
Fun For Two in Holland, Sex Maniac's Ball

Worst night ever
Working for West Ham Football Club. They're a bunch of selfish cunts.

Favourite tune:
DJ Krust - Warhead

What's the secret of true happiness?
Having my cake and eating it. And then having another slice.

If you could be reincarnated as a person or thing, what would it be?
Cicciolina's fanny

What's your most treasured possession?
My doll Jeanni. It's a 60s original talking doll. It yawns. Oh, and my records. No-one messes with my hip hop.

What living person do you most admire?
Hmm... the people I admire are all dead. Oh, Sharleen Spiteri. I hate her records, but she's fit.

What quality do you most admire in a woman?
Good taste in music. Andrew Lloyd Webber is definitely a turn-off.

What quality do you most admire in a man?
Big knob.

What's your motto:
Fit in as much as you can every day. It could be your last.

As well as her own distinctive work, Mouse does "fetish, stag, foot worship, modelling, sploshing... generally everything". She's particularly interested in getting more fetish work in Holland, and is looking for an agent on the fetish scene.

To contact Mouse, call 07958 575163