Smiling dog

“Whenever master is nearby, she smiles. She doesn’t smile for other people.”

Ugliest website ever

Feast your eyes on this kaleidoscope of pictures, colours and text. Just see how long you can stomach it:

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Valentine’s Week: Belle and Sebastian

Belle and Sebastian – I Love My Car

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Sorry everyone.

Happy hamster Monday!

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Dwight David Honeycutt for Conway School Board

This man is not a joke. It’s compulsive viewing, but you really wish it wasn’t.

Popbitch At The Movies

The Princess & the Frog

1920’s New Orleans and waitress Tiana dreams of a better life for herself and her mother, of opening her own resturant. Meanwhile visiting Prince Naveen is turned into a frog by evil voodoo practitioner Dr Facilier who has his eye on Naveen’s fortune.

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Dennis Waterman sings Maggie Mae

Ex-Minder actor sings Maggie Mae at non-league football club do, because this is how everyone wants to spend their Saturday:

New Jobs Week: Matt Everitt

The drummer from Britpop upstarts Menswe@r (remember? Those shoegazing fops, signed after a handful of gigs back in the mid-90s, used to drink in the Good Mixer -- what do you mean that could be anyone?) now presents The Music Week on BBC6Music and works across their news output.

Meanswe@r -- Daydreamer

New Jobs Week: Hepburn

Hepburn – I Quit

Alright, so they’re probably not still in these jobs (although in these financially strugglesome times, they might well be) but it was really just an excuse to relive the heady days of Hepburn.

When the band disbanded in 2000, Lisa Lister put down her guitar and started working in a toyshop in Farnham and Sarah Davies detuned her bass and started helping customers at the Nottingham branch of Boots.

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Celebrity Spouse of the Week/Year/Decade

Portsmouth manager Avram Grant is photographed leaving a brothel. This is Mrs Grant’s comment.

“If he has gone to a brothel it is no one’s business.”

“I’m not cross with him about this kind of rubbish but only about one thing — and I told him that. I’m cross that he doesn’t start every morning and end every night with a massage.”