Baby Steps
September 2, 2010 – 2:00 pm -Caption competition, anyone?
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Why’d you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? No. 18: Joseph Mazzello
August 30, 2010 – 10:00 am -Unfortunately, it’s another ‘who?’ this week. Fortunately we have another video to remind you:
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Piranha 3D: Boobs, Blood and (fish closely related to) Bream.
August 26, 2010 – 10:00 am -
We’ve just seen Piranha 3D and let’s just say it certainly earned its place on our Mental Films List. We haven’t seen a film this gory in a cinema in a looong time (although we’ve got A Serbian Film this weekend), we also haven’t seen a film with this much nudity in the cinema, well, ever (although we’ve got A Serbian Film this weekend). They certainly don’t make them like this anymore.
Although they clearly do, because they made this.
They certainly don’t usually make them like this anymore. That’s better.
Instead of trying to tell you what the ‘plot’ is in our own words, we managed to find director Alexandre Aja’s original pitch email, so we’ve just copied and pasted it below:
Dear Dimension Films,
Bonjour!
This film will have Kelly Brook naked in it innit and also there will be piranhas.
Yours sincerely,
Alexandre Aja
P.S. It will be in 3D
P.P.S. Kelly Brook will get naked in it.
P.P.P.S. Sorry, already said that.
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The Summer Songs of ’10
August 26, 2010 – 7:45 am -Lady Gaga -- Alejandro
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Why’d you wanna go and put stars in their eyes? No. 17: Audrina Patridge
August 23, 2010 – 12:24 pm -It’s time to look at another The Hills alumni this week. The impossibly beautiful Audrina Patridge. You know, the one who was clearly specifically designed by God to be in a bikini 24/7.
This one (she’s the one in the bikini):
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The Summer Songs of ’07
August 23, 2010 – 10:30 am -Groove Armada feat Mutya Buena -- Song 4 Mutya
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The Summer Songs of ’06
August 22, 2010 – 11:00 am -Armand Van Helden -- My My My
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Were ‘The Expendables’ expendable?
August 21, 2010 – 12:52 pm -
The incessant wet-dream marathon is over. We’ve finally seen The Expendables. It was really good, but not really really really good. It should have been really really really good, but it was just really good. Why? Well, below we’ll offer our thoughts in a handy bullet-point-type arrangement:
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The Summer Songs of ’05
August 21, 2010 – 10:30 am -Room 5 v Oliver Cheatham -- Make Luv
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