Lily Allen is off to Afghanistan

Written by: richard gilzene

Lily Allen has wrapped up a fortnight of press junkets for her newest compilation of caterwauls by offering the most meaningful and interesting insight yet – she’s leaving our shores for Afghanistan. Lily has suddenly come over all nihilist and decided celebrity lifestyle is too superficial, so she’s buggering off to help kids for the charity War Child:

“I sometimes feel like my life is a bit empty – as ridiculous as that sounds to some people, a bit vacuous.”

Yeah, we’re all baffled by the idea your life might be a tad shallow at the moment:

L. Allen, 15/01/09
“I would have a bath in the morning and Alfie would come in and even poo in front of me a couple of times”

L. Allen, 21/01/09
“[Ms. Dynamite's comeback] makes me literally cry tears of happiness and joy and pride”

Ricky Wilson of the Kaiser Chiefs,  19/01/09
“I got this weird text the other day from Lily Allen of her topless. And I’m looking at it going ‘why has she sent me that’! Literally a minute later ‘beep beep’… Sorry, wrong Ricky!’”

etc. etc. etc.

Tags: lily allen, pr nonsense
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