Daily link dump

Written by: richard gilzene

- Mariah Carey flounces out of Obama’s Neighbourhood Ball, after being told the President probably doesn’t want her drooling various meds all over his table
[WWTDD]

- Vigilante belatedly defends Carol Vorderman’s honour at an awards ceremony
[The Mirror]

- This week’s foolproof plan to Save Gazza: put him in a fridge at -135 degrees centigrade. We assume because either all his booze will freeze, or he’ll just die.
[Daily Star]

- Victoria Silvstedt is a classy bird, spotted on a night out with Tommy Lee and plasters on her knees
[Daily Mail]

- Raccoon gnaws off man’s willy during attempted rape
[The Sun]

- Just like Where’s Wally: spot four Secret Service goons taking up sniper positions and the hilarious number of people that couldn’t be arsed to stay awake (including one in the second row for fuck’s sake) during Obama’s inauguration
[Geekologie]

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