The Swine Flu Pundemic

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There’s nothing quite like a bit of plague and pestilence to really get the best out of the nation’s wordsmiths.

Here are our some of our favourite pig puns from the message board:

mike_hunt: “S’nout to do with pigs, apparently.”
deep_stoat: “Oh god, now everyone’s going to trotter out all their pig puns.”
jacques_as_in_hattie: “I know. The whole thing has become sow boar-ing.”
honk: “It’s a pundemic”
beryl_the_peril: “Have you broken out in rashers? *rubs in oinkment*”
dawnsyndrome: “That’s a poor sign. (Porcine? Oh please yourself!)”
jacques_as_in_hattie: “Swill it never end?”
hack_daniels: ‘Sty-m to knock these on the head, isn’t it?

Tags: puns, swine flu
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