RIP: the only way we know how
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Jockeys at tomorrows race meeting will wear black armbands out of
respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
respect for Michael Jackson who successfully rode more 3 yr olds than
anyone in living memory.
What was Jackson’s cause of Death? A) Sunshine B) Moonlight C) Good Times D) Boogie
McDonald’s are bringing out the Michael Jackson tribute burger.
50 year old meat between two 7 year old buns
Reports of Michael Jackson having a heart attack are incorrect.
He’s been found in the children’s ward having a stroke.
(thanks AM)
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Fergie will be playing Giggs in August.
(thanks GA)
When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish.
She asked that all the children in the world could be safe….
So God killed Michael Jackson.
(thanks to SG)
(thanks to LL)
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