Celeb magazine olympics: round II

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Week two of the celebrity magazine olympics and we bring you a round up of the kind of trash circulating newsstands near you:

Best cover line: “We know who our real daddy is!” Wacko’s kids bare all in OK!

Best cover lie: “Jen dumped AGAIN!” You can always trust the National Enquirer to have made up something new about Brangelina and their associates. 

Artistic license with a ‘source’: “Brad meets with lawyers!” Another self justified article from the National Enquirer. This side of the pond is all over Jordan getting burned, again.

Freak of the week: “I’m a real life Man-donna!” Closer never fails to deliver the goods on this category. 

Most used photos: Pregnant WAG Coleen Rooney.

Worst celeb tattoo of the week: Megan Fox. They’re all pretty bad, but the best we’ve found is just below her hip, where the gothic script reads “Brian”.

Most bashed celeb of the week: Mischa Barton is in almost every mag, exposing her bloated face. It looks like they’ve all used the same two pictures.

Too fat/too thin: Heat has got both of these categories in one front cover  - Mischa was too thin in January and now they’re pointing out her weigh gain, or her appearance as being “bloated” and “out of control”. 

 Made up feature special: Inside Jacko’s family album  - various mags have done this, but OK!’s is the most nauseating. 

Jen/Jolie photo and story count: Once again, even though we tried a few different celeb mags this week, 5 out of 9 have a story about the love triangle. It’s either Jen going out with/being dumped by the new Brad, old Brad visiting lawyers about Angelina, or Angelina looking too thin and fed up with the father of some of her children.

Tags: angelina jolie, brad pitt, Brangelina, Celebrity Magazines, closer, Jennifer Aniston, Megan Fox, Michael Jackson, Mischa Barton, National Enquirer, OK!
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