Celebrity magazine olympics: mark III

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Here we go again: 

Best cover line: “Maimed by a flip flop!” [Love it!]

Best cover lie: “Kerry has bizarre time travel treatment – to stop her bingeing! [Closer, of course]

Artistic licence with a ‘source’: “Jack betrays Jade with ‘sex cravings’” [Now!]

Freak of the week: “Men pay to watch me scoff!” [Closer]

Most used photos: The shots of Jordan with Piers Morgan before, during and after the interview. 

Most bashed celeb of the week: It’s definitely a tie between how much Jordan is putting herself down in a bid to gain some credibility and the put down she’s simultaneously giving Pete. 

Made up feature special: This week, the National Enquirer has decided to reinact the final throes of MJ’s life by showing a series of recontructed photos; MJ injecting himself, MJ suffering a sharp pain close to his heart, MJ passed out, his bodyguard unable to revive him… under the headline “Inside Jackson death chamber”. 

Jen/Jolie story and photo count: Out of the nine celeb mags we picked up, four magazines had eight  Brangelina/Jen stories between them.

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