Celebrity magazine olympics: take IV

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This week in the world of trashy magazines:

Best cover line: ”I’m so fat! Why have I let this happen again?” Kerry Katona on the front cover of OK!

Best cover lie: Jen stabs Brad – through the heart! [National Enquirer]

Artistic licence with a ‘source’: Desperate Jordan turns to surgery to get over Pete [Closer]

Freak of the week: “I was born with two vaginas!” [Reveal]

Worst celebrity tattoo of the week: The mermaid thing that Davina has on her rear, as featured in NOW

Most bashed celeb of the week: This week was a tie between Jack Tweed getting it in the neck for having sex, and Mischa Barton for getting sectioned.

Too fat/thin: Heat has it all on the front cover – according to them it’s Nicola Roberts, Ashlee Simpson, Tory Spelling and Madonna.

Made up feature special: The National Enquirer is still trying to keep MJ alive. This week is a feature entitled “Michael Jackson body snatchers!” with the sub-heading “King of Pop’s hairless, needle scarred corpse target of kidnap plot”.

Jen/Jolie story and photo count: This week the coverage has gone down a little. There are only three out of the nine mags we looked at sporting Brangelina/Anniston stories. But they managed to rack up seven in total between them.

Note: We are no longer running coverage in this section about Kerry Katona. After the cover of OK! this week, it’s just got too much.

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