Mail online Monday – mark II

Turns out the Mail has an interest in people interested in otters. Who’d have thought?

[Otterly Fabulous]

Otters crossing

So be careful.

Don’t masturbate in Michigan

Well, not at the university anyway.

Mail online Monday

This morning the Daily Mail’s website offers an insightful view into the NHS, that of pay rises, love nests and… irritation:

And directly beneath the NHS sex scandals is this:

Nice one Daily Mail. You really know how to put a page together.

Nick Cage’s pad is for sale

The Midford Castle Estate is for sale. Nick Cage is selling up, probably because he’s got enough houses in Bath already and this one is about three miles outside of the city.

So if you want to buy this ‘exceptional and unique small country estate with a magnificent Grade I 18th Century castle’, you should probably get in touch with Humberts, the estate agents.

Stick ‘em up

Just so that we all get our daily quota of cute animals. It’s good for your health.

The Muppets – Bohemian Rhapsody

Poor sleb spot

At the Ivy last night:

“Hugh Laurie discussing hair loss with Robin Ince, Sir Alan Sugar with a tight-faced lady of indeterminable age, Amanda Holden like a Botoxed fake blow-up doll screeching at everyone and Quentin Willson with a fake-boobed nightmare and er, Russell Grant in a black bitty tracksuit.”

(from: loobylou)

Bald bears

Oh dear, the bears in Leipziz zoo have gone bald.

Sarah Palin book signing

“We need to get polar bears off the endangered list so we can drill there…”