Best of the sleb magazines

As Tuesday is celebrity magazine day we thought we’d give you a quick reminder of all the fun stories we found last week, and a quick update on the OMG! Jen/Brad/Angelina in love triangle shocka! It can seem a little hard to follow at times.

There were two freaks featured last week:

I breast-feed my 14 year old son and I married a ship, the sex is fantastic!

Tattoo of the week:

Shane Lynch has an instrument tattooed to his arm but we’re not sure if he can even play it.

Ang/Jen/Brad:

Angelina has won sovereignty over her family life; not only has she apparently managed to get Brad to toe the line (he was seen visiting her in Paris with the kids, he must be falling in line!) but she’s also reconciled her relationship with her father Jon Voight. Depending on which magazine you read, it was either herself, her brother or Brad who orchestrated the meeting between Angelina and her father, and given the credit as the advocator of their own ‘family therapy’. This also means that Jen is ‘shocked’ and ‘a goner’ etc as there is no sign of a her and Brad getting back together any time soon. Or Jen and Gerrard Butler for that matter.