Behaviour at Cannes – A Quick How To

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Lesson #1: Poolside Etiquette

What Not To Do

At the 1996 Cannes Film Festival Mark Wahlberg met a girl out and about and took her back to Hotel du Cap. They were having a swim in the pool later when Mark decided to kiss her.

As he leant in to do so, he said: “You remind me so much of my sister.”

What To Do

Be cool, detached and silently smouldering – like Jacques D’Azur. And don’t imply you enjoy incest.

For more lessons on how to conduct yourself in Cannes (and how to learn from Paris Hilton and Sharon Stone’s mistakes) click here.

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