Presenting: The Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield

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Yours for just 11 Euros, the “Backtacular Gluteal Cleft Shield” is a sticker that one places over the top of one’s bum crack so as to not show it off when bending over to pick up a bag.

You can find out more about them here. Mercifully our French is rusty enough that we’ve been spared the gruesome details, but there’s a phrase in there that we recognise roughly as being “dripping with sweat”. What on earth it refers to we’d rather not guess.

UPDATE: If your French is worse than ours, stick it through Google translation. Still don’t really know what’s dripping though. Anyone care to shed any light? hello@popbitch.com

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