The Expendables vs. Human Centipede

Written by: gary ogden

 

Are you expendable?  Want to find out?  Then have a go at the Expendables video game at the link below (unfortunately you’ve got to bloody ‘like’ it on Facebook first) and blast your way through some bad guys as either Jet Li, Jason Statham or Sly Stallone.  If you’ve ever played the 8-bit classic Contra then you’ll be familiar to this throwback, if not, it’s not exactly hard to pick up.  Unless of course you actually try and physically pick it up – you’ll find that pretty difficult.

 

KILL SOME BAD GUYS HERE!

However, if that’s all a little too mainstream for you and you’re pining for a bit more of a shit-to-mouth-to-shit-to-mouth-to-shit vibe with your online games, here’s another film-related time-waster available for you.

Join some 8-bit people bum-to-gob at the link below:

http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/human-centipede-game/

Tags: games, Human Centipede, the expendables, time wasters
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