The ‘Real Life’ section in Closer magazine is often packed full of wonderful people with poignant stories to tell (‘My son was born a girl, and my fiancé used to be a woman!’), and fortunately this week’s issue is no different.

30st Lacie Morgen made school bullies eat humble pie (and possibly offered to finish off any leftovers) by turning lbs into profit and becoming a legend on the ‘squashing‘ circuit – where men pay for the privilege of having a fat woman sit on them – kindly draping her 13st arse over eager faces for £600 a time. We’re with Closer on this. In a post-’Fat / Crunch Britain’, Lacie really is a true inspiration…

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