Popbitch Xmas Annual – Out Now

We’re really proud of the book we made. We hope you like it.

It’s in Waterstones, Foyles and other good book shops or you can buy it on Amazon for a tenner here:

* It’s got a cool black hardback cover like a swanky art book.

* Inside there are 208 super-glossy pages.

* 150 answers to Blind Items. Plus 12 iconic blind items acted out by woollen dolls. The ice-docking doll is pretty special.

* Lots of animal photos.

* Knit your own otter, dress your own Pete Burns.

* The only history of the 21st Century you’ll need. Probably.

* The story of Chinese Democracy, from 1987 to now.

“A collection of the best ever stories from the past eight years of the
infamous celebrity gossip website”
Cosmopolitan

“The first annual from the cult internet newsletter which has exposed the
‘royally twatted’ since 2000.  Packed with celeb faux pas (Kate Moss: “This
necklace has been up Johnny Depp’s bum”) and pub friendly trivia (an anagram
of David and Victoria Beckham is ‘Bravo! Victim and a dickhead’)”
Zoo (Zoo choice, 5 stars)

“If you’re short of a good Christmas pressie you could do a lot worse than pass this on.”

News of the World

“A Christmas annual filled to the brim with rudeness” – Attitude

“It’s very rude, and it’s very funny”
- Observer Woman

“Genius … it is by turns scabrous (cut-out-and-keep celebrity cock
puppet), sweet (knit-your-own otter pattern) and daft – a picture of
someone’s chin made up to look like Jodie Mars” – Independent

(ps that’s my chin – and oh the shame, I was supposed to be Madonna but it didn’t happen! – ed)
“As any self respecting showbiz junkie will know, Thursday is Popbitch mail
out day, with scurrilous insider stories on stuff our lawyers won’t let us
write about! A cross between Private Eye and Smash Hits, Popbitch has had
countless celebrity scoops, and this is a collection of the best of them”
Closer

“The nation’s favourite scurrilous gossip email ‘service’ has finally
achieved immortality”
Independent on Sunday

* “Write your own Popbitch” board game, media snakes and ladders, Xmas quiz (including spot the Nick Cave), cut out and keep guide to celebrity wangs and “Uruk-hai or Nordic guy?” – do you know your Lord of the Rings from your Black metal?

* Kerry Katona’s 2009 diary plus Billie Piper goes back in time.

* What really happened to Siegfried and Roy. Plus enough other stuff to keep you and all the family amused on the toilet until the New Year.