Scratched out Tuesday
July 14, 2009 – 10:39 am -
Katie Price has been all over the celebrity magazines with her unpleasant antics in gold bikinis or tiny blue underwear. We’ve all read about how devastated she is, seen how pissed she is, and heard her speak about her ex with either tears or vehemence.
And now, just to make the split official, Jordan has had her “Pete” tattoo inked over with a big, scratchy cross.
Classy.
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Celebrity Mag Olympics
July 3, 2009 – 3:24 pm -This week we bring you a round up of the best celebrity magazine stories, photos, real life scandals and bad tats. Enjoy.
Best cover line: “I’ll destroy you Pete!” courtesy of Closer.
Best cover lie: “SJP’s husband cheats’ as their twins arrive.” from Now magazine.
Best artistic licence with a ‘source’: “Kerry Katona: ‘Why didn’t you stop me bingeing?” from Closer.
Freak of the week: ”I superglued my manhood to turn me into a woman” again, Closer.
Worst celeb tattoo on show: Jordan’s ‘Peter’ with a big scratchy cross inked over it – various.
Most bashed celeb of the week: Jordan – on her ranting about Pete, wanting to destroy him, and planning more plastic surgery just to piss him off (he hated her changing her body).
Made up feature special: MJ tributes. From scandals about his doctor giving him the lethal injection to special 10 page tributes.
Jen/Jolie photo count: 5/9 mags have a story on Jen dating the new Brad, making the old Brad jealous, having found Mr Right and one says Angelina accuses Brad of sneaking back to Jen.
WINNER: It would have been Closer for just being nasty, but OK! pipped it with the picture of a nigh-on-dead Jacko and the strapline “In loving memory”.
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