The Really Naked Chef

When it comes to potty-mouthed chefs, Gordon Ramsay is a pretender to the throne. Turns out the crown is Jamie Oliver’s. Not just for his nicknames, but for the sorts of filthy hi-jinks that lead to them.

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E writes:

“I used to be a chef at Jamie’s Fifteen restaurant and his special nickname for me was Virgin Birth. Meanwhile his favourite order to shout across the kitchen was “Fish Stew” (Fist You- geddit?). Worse than him was his Australian sous chef whose nickname was The Shield, so called because he liked to tuck his penis between his legs, creating a smooth, shield-like shape.”

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