Thighs like two sea lions mating

Since that letter to Richard Branson appeared in last week’s newsletter, the amount of hate-filled correspondence we’ve seen dusted off and forwarded has quadrupled. It’s like 1999 all over again. An internet classic from a few years ago has been updated (below) and is currently doing the rounds again, with an interesting difference – Colin Farrell isn’t relevant anymore. Read the original here.