Did you get a popbitch advertisers media pack or something?
Like any of those figures are audited..
Yes Ive got 3 cabinet members to bully before lunch
a temp to throw off her chair and several bits of history to re-write. Not to mention keeping an eye out for that sneaky bastard Cameron.
Nowt to do this afternoon
so having a drinking game watching Mr Brown. Various rules obv with 'Only right and proper' means you have to neck it.
EDIT is there a chinook flying over QE Hall? how odd.
thanks to
roger_mycock, mutleee, lennie, honk, bubbleboy and stan_ogden_etc for providing some actually usable QOTD suggestions. There's probably one or two others that'll be used too.
Most of the rest were utter shite though, so if you can think of any more, reply to this message.
And for fuck's sake, if you're suggesting one that's unanswerable just to indulge your mental illness or to feel included in something as your pathetic life drifts away from you, save yourself the effort.
is your cock a white supremacist like john mayer's?
or fanny if you're a girl.
1) Pitch a TV show that is the essence of 'Obama'.
2) 5 buzzwords/phrases that really don't 'run the flag up your flagpole'.
3) You are employed by the Health and Safety Executive and really, really want to f*ck with people's heads. What bogus rule do you send to companies for immediate implementation?
My name's crossed out :(
How could 'Have you ever wiped your arse with leaves?' not be QOTD GOLD?
OK cunts
What's the best adult tantrum you've ever witnessed?
You have 6 months to live, what do you do?
What's the most you've ever paid for a hat?
Is stalking posh, married older men/women browsing the make-up stalls of House of Fraser the new going out?
Have you got a degree in anything?
Is Banksy a cunt?
Tits, boobs. etc. Give us your best word for them.
What was the last thing you ate?
Do you miss Roy Castle?
Fancy a pint?
Have you ever wiped your arse with leaves?
What's the best chocolate?
Can you do a handbrake turn?
When are you next going on holiday and where to?
I keep hearing about all these festivals in the summer, and to me it just seems that there are so many of them you couldn't chose which one to go to. Yet people do I suppose.
Are you going to one? How do you pick which one?
Jam, eh?
none of the stories exist in real life
it's just open season for football-related blind items on messageboards. I mean, a Premiership player glassing several people in nightclubs and paying off the victims. Did no-one else see anything? Is his agent immediately on hand with cash to stop him being arrested then and there? I mean, does that even sound slightly likely? The rest are to be filed in the same 'Bullshit' folder as well, as far as I'm aware.
Well....
Tell is the sickest joke you know
What's your mum like
Worst film you ever paid to see
Where will you be in five years?
Describe the worst shag you've ever had
Favourite item of clothing
Most expensive thing you've ever bough (bar property, obnov)
What did you want to be when you were little?
Tell us something that'll make us cry
Who's the most famous person you've ever met and what were they like?
Recommend a book that we'll love
What's the best meal you've ever had
Post a link to the song you love most today
What are the best and worst things on tv at the moment
THe best website in the world
Here's a grand, what are you going to spend it on?
What are you doing tonight?
Who's your celeb lookalike?
You can fuck one politician, who are you gonna choose?
Who's your least favourite poster on PB?
You can only eat one meal for the rest of your life, what are you going to pick?
What magazines do you read?
Gordon Brown or David Cameron? What's the alternative?
Who's the sexiest woman in the world?
Who's the sexiest man in the world?
Which celeb would you most like to just fuck off forever?
What's the best building in the world?
Should gays be allowed in the army?
1. itemise the last five items you purchased.
2. if you were a colour, what colour would you be and why?
3. what's in your pocket/purse right now?
4. if you were an animal, what would you be and why?
5. where were you born and what does this say about you?
6. how will you vote in the General Election and why?
7. tell us about your pet - *jokes* about small children, dismembered women and inanimate objects don't count.
8. in five words, describe how you earn your living.
9. in five words, dsecribe your home.
10. in five words, describe your ideal partner.
11. in five words, describe yourself.
12. in five words describe your worst nightmare.
13. tell us a joke.
