Popbitch Death Pool 2008: Pick ten famous people who you think will die this year. At least two must be aged under 40. Poster with most correct may win a prize if we can find one. Competition entry closes Friday at 10am.
In order of occurrence: Roy Hudd (mid-performance), Kate McCann, Gerry McCann (murder/suicide), Noel Fielding (vehicle-related), Rolf Harris (suspicious circumstances), Pam Grier, Mark Ronson, Al Gore, Tariq Aziz, deirdre
Winehouse, Huntley, Harry Patch, Henry Allingham, Duke of Ed, Gordon Broon, Nelson Mandela, Asif Ali Zardawi, Bobby Hundreds, Osama Bin Laden
Under 40's - Amy Winehouse (hope not though), Kerry Katona, Lindsay Lohan
Others - Margaret Thatcher, Bruce Forsyth, Dick Cheney, Prince Philip, Bobby Robson, Robert Mugabe, George Bush Snr (apart from Bobby R, this is a bit of a wish list)
Ken Dodd
Oscar Niemeyer
Albert Hofmann
Michael Foot
Fidel Castro
Ronnie Biggs
Claude Levi-Strauss
Amy Winehouse
Norman Wisdom
Pete Doherty
1) Konnie Huq 2) Jessica Alba 3) Beyonce Knowles 4) Winona Ryder 5) Dakota Fanning 6) Dianne Abbot 7) Melissa Theroux 8,9&10) A level triplets. And if I don't win the "prize", at least I'll have some laughs along the way.
1. Margaret Thatcher 2. George Bush Snr 3. Eric Sykes 4. Dracula (Alright, Christopher Lee) 5. Mohammad Ali 6. Amy Winehouse 7. Pete Doherty 8. Patrick Moore 9. Fidel Castro 10. Liz Dawn.
1) Bilawal Bhutto 2) Whinehouse 3) Thatcher 4) Leslie Phillips 5) Clive James 6) Peter O'Toole 7) Oscar Petterson Lou Donaldson Patrick Moore 8) Rupert Murdoch 9) One of the Charlton brothers, probably Jackie 10) Terry Waite.
Nelson Mandela, Amy Shitehouse, Ian Huntley, Bobby Hundreds, Asif Ali Zardawi, Prince Philip, Colin Powell, Harry Patch, Henry Allingham, Gordon Brown
Amy Winehouse & Ian Huntley; Nelson Mandela, Sir Bobby Robson, Asif Ali Zardawi, Prince Phillip, Colin Powell, Harry Patch, Henry Allingham and Gordon Brown
TOM BAKER, GUDRUN URE (SUPERGRAN),PAT McGOOHAN, THATCHER, AMY WINEHOUSE, KATE MOSS, KIRK DOUGLAS, LIZ TAYLOR, SYLVESTER McCOY & MILVINA DEAN
A fine sentiment indeed and well worth remembering.
Do you have a garage near your caravan?
Yes, that was precisely what I was wishing
although with a you getting raped and left for dead by Elizabeth Glaser's blood doner twist on it.
I was right!
You didn't leave. But, I fear, the eds will make you disappear again in a minute.
how can gravadlax be divine? Even if the salmon was truly wild its still just smoked salmon with a dill sauce..... was testing at Goodwood yesterday and saw Dario Franchitti (Indy 500 winner) out in Nick Mason's Ferrari 250 GTO - given its a $30 million it was impressive that he was fully on it... before I am slated it is about as interesting as finding out shock horror a christmas menu is going to include smoked salmon......
If I knew what Netto was I would as I love a bargain - do they just sell tinned salmon or could I get the doris to do the whole weeks shopping there?
Now maybe I can trouble your creative mind further and ask your advice asto what I should wear for the Goodwood Ball - the theme this year is China but I am sure somebody of your social standing already knew that
Technically
gravlax is a little more than mere smoked salmon. It should be buried after smoking to allow it to ferment slightly.
Inside her: tip
One simply must recommend the splendid Best Kebab and Pizza for the most wonderous post-revelry abusing Cypriots and stepping over vomit extravaganza this and every Saturday evening. The chicken donner is something to die for, or as a result of, and the chili sauce that you will wake up to find has dyed the corners of your lips the same bright hue of orange that has seeped through the back of your pantaloons, is a triumph of alcohol over judgement but simply must be experienced.
I thought you were talking about
last week's Time Out and their big up of ace kebab shops. Normally their foodie round ups are cunt soup, never moving outside of the painfully precious parts of London, but for once here was a useful list.
Am I asleep? Is this some kind of nightmare? Has everyone in the world turned into Giles Cunting Coren? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!
Make the c for cunting lowercase for crying out loud!
YOU'VE FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING NOW *throws toys out of pram*
Yeah, can you go back to pretending to be an illiterate handyman - his simple naivety was almost refreshing compared to the tiresome cunt you are pretending to be now.
Why don't you stop with all this and go back to advertising your Birds Eye ready meals Giles?
I'd wager this is Coren himself
Probably taking a break from filming "TV's Top 100 TV's Top 100 Shows" to dazzle us with his wit, irony, and mastery of the written word, having heard about the frequent besmirching of his good name.
I don't think it's Coren;
He just ended on an unstressed syllable there. What an utter,utter,cock though.
Oh but we do like you-
Here's the shiny new icon we've had specially prepared for you 
quercusmarner 14:10, reply
I refer the right Hon. to my previous answer down there *points*
It's the new zero tolerance Ed
My cow carked it a while back- brutal stuff
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quercusmarner 14:16, reply
Fuck wonky-toothed moppets miming at the opening ceremony
China's started locking up foreign journalists on a whim now.
Closing ceremony to feature live executions!
I like the way the Beeb
thought the ceremony worthy of being #1 on the "news" on Friday. NEWS - Chinese in 'are good with fireworks' shocka. NEWS - Chinese are good at making a lot of people do the same thing at the same time shocka. NEWS - something planned 12 years ago happens.
