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quercusmarner 2:32, reply

www.imacheapcuntwithshitforbrains.com

manicmediagroup 0:36, reply

I Actually love this....

It's better than Chelsea and Essex at least!

greengreen 13:35, reply

Are you a hipster.....

......?

snewms11 13:37, reply

this is actually hilarious.

CAN'T WAIT FOR EPISODE 3

youarehired 13:44, reply

Todays Metro..

Anyone got the voucher code for the SoccerMillionaire comp.

weeble 14:28, reply

[weeks later] doesn't look like it love.

thegingerprince 17:31, reply

shabba

indiana 11:20, reply

Popbitch to the rescue

Instead of your mad cap 'Top Hats' you crazy oil people you I give you this idea for free. Oil version of Angioplasty, with the pipe being the artery, except inside the stent you have a kevlar based inflatable tube which expands under air/hydrolic pressure. The stent is fabricated in a way that catches the edges of the pipeline, so under oil pressure it holds fast.

weeble 12:24, reply

Lovely idea..

But wouldn't the big problem be maintaining the working pressure a mile undersea?

comedy_carapace 7:54, reply

In Spain watching Guy Richies

RocknRolla on tv, dubbed into Spanish.

At first I thought it looked like a really good Foreign movie, wiv being in Spanish, yeah?

Then the old Richie shit shines through and you realise that its crap in any language!

Any news on Gordys replacement? (running a bit out of the loop here)

Is it Mandy?

May just stay here.

bogarts_lung 0:11, reply

Im back

for one day only. Arks me a question. What shall we chat about?

eib 14:27, reply

Lets talk about you!

devout 14:31, reply

tsk

is this working?

eib 14:39, reply

oh right i hv to post here

do u know im the godfather of popbitch?

eib 14:37, reply

Weren't you the unfunny one?

devout 15:38, reply

yes

eib 15:45, reply

Spotted

Fri roof of Century Ms Popbitch and a tableful of ACTORS

eib 14:29, reply

come on then

letsby'avinyou

eib 14:30, reply

anyway yeah queen pb was holding court with a bunch of actors all hanging on her every word

eib 16:01, reply

......and I'm back

cynicalbrit 11:08, reply

hi

mlvc

eib 14:44, reply

Hoping no doubt that no one will remember that your name is Liam

... and you work in a call centre

jonmac 11:59, reply

it was insurance wasn't it?

mrbradsteen 12:19, reply

Can we have none of that now please

cynicalbrit 12:11, reply

My PLI is up for renewal tomorrow ...

Any chance of a discount mate ?

thisonehasburst 12:32, reply

Haha!

*cue pic of stern boss*

mr_david 12:11, reply

Is This Thing On?

I have something awesome to share, but I am not sure how

arc 1:32, reply

Surely you remember how to

email hello @ popbitch? If it's iffy they'll tell you so.

fatlimey 1:45, reply

begging and contemptuous post

I'm currently compiling quotes and anecdotes about Malcolm McLaren for a piece. Yes I know its lazy, but If anyone has a memory of the great man, email my login (no underscore) at googlemail.com. We're fans, not cunts or hippies, so make of that what you will. Love T x

thandie_neutron 12:40, reply

cunt

gussetmonkey 13:02, reply

hippie

sydbarretthomes 13:17, reply

Poem to a warrior

www.telegr ... reate.html

O Derek,

You of the golden balls but less silvery tongue,

with a voice that sounded like a person of metrosexuality,

and a hairstyle that changed like the seasons.

Only now the football season never seems to end,

just like the zeroes in your pay package

which are the same as your wifes dress size

and now she is back in charge,

also like your future say in your brand's direction.

razzorizzo 11:29, reply

'mythical'??

glitterkitty 11:57, reply

spank_daley 11:56, reply

this

rules

rick_gassko 12:06, reply

dawnsyndrome 11:46, reply

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