It seems that I am connected to
Barack Obama and Sarah Palin (and George Bush) on linkedin. Anyone have any questions/comments they'd like me send?
mosseller 22:33, reply
Popbitch Death Pool 2008: Pick ten famous people who you think will die this year. At least two must be aged under 40. Poster with most correct may win a prize if we can find one. Competition entry closes Friday at 10am.
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(1)Chinese "communism" (2)Livinstones Mayoralship (3)Tony Blair (4)Bill Clinton - redneck misses Hilary (5)Alan Bennett (6)Neo-Conservatism (7)Johnny Vegas (8)Hugo Chavez (9)Fidel Castro (10) Kerry Chipshop
whitemaninhammersmithpalais 3:57, reply
1. amy winebox, 2. jimmy saville, 3. mohammed ali, 4. hugh heffner, 5. bush snr (please dear god), 6. maggie thatcher (ditto),7. bobby robson, 8. ronnie biggs, 9. fidel castro, 10. lewis hamilton
vicky_pollard 22:55, reply
The strange, mutated offspring of Same Difference they have hidden in the attic, A member of the original Star trek cast, Humphry lyttleton, Blake Fielder-Civil, Woody Allen, Diana Ross, Eddie Large and Syd Little (suicide pact),a minor sportsman we can all become an expert on for a day or two, somebody the editors of TV news are inexplicably fond of, it's a quiet news day and you wonder what all the fucking fuss is about.
twattybanjo 21:16, reply
1 The Queen 2 Barbara Windsor 3 Peaches Geldof 4 Lily Allen (tragic car crash on the way to the maternity ward) 5 Whitney Houston 6 Patrick Moore 7 Margaret Thatcher (hopefully) 8 Sean Connery 9 William Shatner 10 me
spongecamp 20:24, reply
mr e mann tipped me off - Princess Di, theboywhoseskinfelloff, Bhutto, JFK, Tommy Cooper, Marc Vivien Foe, Saddam, Anwar Sadat, Gandhi, Moses
thatevilwoman 17:30, reply
1. Tarantino(coke) 2. Lesley Philips 3. John Galliano 4. Carter(ex pres) 5. Doherty's dealer(murder witness) 6. Malcolm Mclaren 7. *mental block* pogues singer 8. also Shaun Ryder 9. Murat(suicide) 10. Smokey Robinson
billytheass 15:23, reply
1. Sidney Sheldon 2. Joseph Gallo 3. Boris Yeltsin 4. Ingmar Bergman 5. Earnest Gallo 6. Steve Fossett 7. Luciano Pavarotti 8. Joey Bishop 9. Evil Knieval 10. Benazir Bhuto.
Now if only I had a Delorian..............
babycatboy 15:17, reply
1. Bobby Robson
2. Fidel Castro
3. Ronnie Biggs
4. Patrick Moore
5. Margaret Thatcher
6. Jimmy Saville
7. Ken Dodd
8. Norman Wisdom
9. Pete Doherty
10. Amy Whinehouse
halfdead_rocker 10:32, reply
In order of occurrence: Roy Hudd (mid-performance), Kate McCann, Gerry McCann (murder/suicide), Noel Fielding (vehicle-related), Rolf Harris (suspicious circumstances), Pam Grier, Mark Ronson, Al Gore, Tariq Aziz, deirdre
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Winehouse, Huntley, Harry Patch, Henry Allingham, Duke of Ed, Gordon Broon, Nelson Mandela, Asif Ali Zardawi, Bobby Hundreds, Osama Bin Laden
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Under 40's - Amy Winehouse (hope not though), Kerry Katona, Lindsay Lohan
Others - Margaret Thatcher, Bruce Forsyth, Dick Cheney, Prince Philip, Bobby Robson, Robert Mugabe, George Bush Snr (apart from Bobby R, this is a bit of a wish list)
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1. Britney Spears
2. Fidel Castro
3. Elizabeth Taylor
4. Kirk Douglas
5. Hugh Heffner
6. Callum Best
7. Peter O'Toole
8. Lindsay Lohan
9. Ken Dodd
10. Thatcher
tryhard_fashionvictim 16:57, reply
Ken Dodd, Ken Dodd's Dad, Ken Dodd's Dad's dog, Humphrey Lyttleton, Thatcher, Michael Foot, Richard Hammond, Whinehaus, Bobby Robson, Cliff Richards.
sharon_tate_modern 15:47, reply
Ken Dodd
Oscar Niemeyer
Albert Hofmann
Michael Foot
Fidel Castro
Ronnie Biggs
Claude Levi-Strauss
Amy Winehouse
Norman Wisdom
Pete Doherty
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1.) Gazza 2.) Thatcher 3.) Charlton Heston 4.) Rusty Lee 5.) Prince Philip 6.) Facebook 7.) Ken Dodd 8.) Geri Halliwell (polishes rifle) 9.) someone else 10.) 20% of Iran
toast_not_ghosts 13:37, reply
1) Konnie Huq 2) Jessica Alba 3) Beyonce Knowles 4) Winona Ryder 5) Dakota Fanning 6) Dianne Abbot 7) Melissa Theroux 8,9&10) A level triplets. And if I don't win the "prize", at least I'll have some laughs along the way.
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2. Jimmy Young
3. George Michael
4. Lindsay Lohan
5. Donald Sinden
6. The world's oldest man
7. The world's oldest woman
8. Nigel Starmer Smith
9. Britney Spears
10. Charlie from Hi 5
arch_stanton 12:04, reply
I'm only doing 9 as I love 9, no need for this 10 squit. Firstly, please please please let HEATHER PEG LEG MILLS die. Don't care how. perferably with arabs jizz all over her face. MADDIES MUM - do the decent thing and instead of still trying to cash in, clock out. for good. THATCHER. She can't go on forever. although she probably will. BRUCE FORSYTHE. yes, he was a little more with it this years dancing, but he's still teetering on teh edge. JIMMY SAVILLE. just because I bet his death will bring up all kinds of strange things for us to laugh about. JODIE MARSH. face down in jizz, ala heather. She's finally realised she's one big fucking joke. RICHARD WILSON. just because i've copied someone elase. OSBOURNE. Don't care which one, but one must be due to go? and finally KELLY JONES. who is a twat, he was at sfa new years eve party, all 5 foot 2 of him stood there with a stance that said hey everyone, look at me, I'm that there kelly jones don't all you ladies fancy me? No, you are a complete bellend cock, now please fuck off and stop ruining my enjoyment you shitbag.
shagpile_perm 10:42, reply
1. Margaret Thatcher 2. George Bush Snr 3. Eric Sykes 4. Dracula (Alright, Christopher Lee) 5. Mohammad Ali 6. Amy Winehouse 7. Pete Doherty 8. Patrick Moore 9. Fidel Castro 10. Liz Dawn.
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1. The Queen 2. Arthur C Clark 3. Pete Doherty 4. Patrick More 5. Norman Wisdom 6. Lisa Snowdon 7. Thatcher 8. Keef Richards 9. Emily Maitlass 10. Sir Jimmy Saville
tamara_bumpdeeay 23:37, reply
1) Bilawal Bhutto 2) Whinehouse 3) Thatcher 4) Leslie Phillips 5) Clive James 6) Peter O'Toole 7) Oscar Petterson Lou Donaldson Patrick Moore 8) Rupert Murdoch 9) One of the Charlton brothers, probably Jackie 10) Terry Waite.
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Nelson Mandela, Amy Shitehouse, Ian Huntley, Bobby Hundreds, Asif Ali Zardawi, Prince Philip, Colin Powell, Harry Patch, Henry Allingham, Gordon Brown
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1. Amy Winehouse, 2. Bobby Robson, 3. Fidel Castro, 4. Charlton Heston, 5. Norman Wisdom, 6. Betty Ford, 7. Ian Huntley, 8. Yitzhak Shamir, 9. Mollie Sugden, 10. Basil D'Oliveira
agnetha 13:35, reply
Amy Winehouse & Ian Huntley; Nelson Mandela, Sir Bobby Robson, Asif Ali Zardawi, Prince Phillip, Colin Powell, Harry Patch, Henry Allingham and Gordon Brown
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TOM BAKER, GUDRUN URE (SUPERGRAN),PAT McGOOHAN, THATCHER, AMY WINEHOUSE, KATE MOSS, KIRK DOUGLAS, LIZ TAYLOR, SYLVESTER McCOY & MILVINA DEAN
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Margaret Thatcher *polishes dancing shoes*,
Ken Dodd,
George Bush Snr,
Pete Doherty,
Stirling Moss,
Amy Winehouse,
Petula Clarke,
Sonia Ghandi,
David Gest,
Liza Minelli.
friendlyfryer 11:46, reply
1. John Mortimer
2. Corey Haim
3. Ken Dodd
4. Lauren Bacall
5. Thatcher
6. Tony Benn
7. Liz Smith
8. Kirk Douglas
9. Beth Ditto
10. Prince Philip
sparkle_star 11:37, reply
apologies- personal stuff-well this afternoons discussion was 'fun'
not sure what the PB etiquette is when the conversation involves people you know, grew up with and were best friends with? Knowing Claude- her family and friends ( albeit some time ago) and being a surrogate older brother to her sis for a while made PB unwatchable today- sort of- think car crash rubber necking. She is lovely, funny, bright and the best friend you could have when you're having a really really shit time. I was at their wedding and cried like a baby at her father's speech. There were so many cunts there a small strategic explosion would have rid us of some of the terrible, moronic shits who currently infest and poison the media- yes you Wade, Kemp, Freud- worst best man speech ever btw- PR? You should be fucking ashamed - sorry NB, too much information- somebody post the pictures of Megan Fox in wet clothes
will SDS in 5
quercusmarner 20:41, reply
I hope we have all learnt something from this episode.
I have - apparently gossip is only funny if it is about someone you don't know.
tamara_bumpdeeay 20:48, reply
Popbitch Value - what is in our DNA?
Now our PM has let us know his value - his mission - I need to know ours. Myself, I care for nobody and nothing except myself and my family and the rest of the world can crash and burn as long as I am fine. Is this reasonable in a caring society - it is a form of caring.
powermaster 16:46, reply
A fine sentiment indeed and well worth remembering.
Do you have a garage near your caravan?
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That is covered my presidential friend
in the new caring society my children will be my new Poles and do all the cleaning and polishing.
BTW - lets arrange a PB old boys reunion at my new hotel not more than 65 miles outside London. Tres chic and uber-cool it is. On the Powermaster.
powermaster 16:52, reply
Formule 1
are great value, though.
*wins the account from under the nose of bad_horsey*
hack_daniels 17:19, reply
Shall I bring PPP?
jjhunsecker 16:54, reply
So the boys reunion
isn't old school times then. I remember when you had to carve your posts with a piece of flint and lean the slate up against the wall.
jjhunsecker 17:02, reply
TV on the Radio on the Interweb
Yay! TVOTR European tour coming and there is a myspace party thingy for their new album today. Unfortunately no support by the Dirtbombs like some of tehir US gigs though...
edmor 10:30, reply
hello
those of you here who remember me... buy the sunday sport today.
sunshineandshowers 2:02, reply
why please?
tgp 11:41, reply
Party Update
Just to let you know Rowetta and Lee from 911 are both coming to the launch... bet you wish you had been nice now. Ha Ha Ha
benefits_claimant 14:49, reply
Yes, that was precisely what I was wishing
although with a you getting raped and left for dead by Elizabeth Glaser's blood doner twist on it.
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I dunt get it
wots the joke, are you mokking me againe? coz if u r I can ezily come up and beat you sensiless
benefits_claimant 15:26, reply
Can someone please get this unfunny cunts IP address
and then block it forever. Ta x
katwoman 15:37, reply
What was the book called again?
Mr Irritating Twat and Dr Christ what a Cunt?
jesusandmaryjane 15:32, reply
Look, I apologise.
If you all be nice to me I will get you all invites to the launch party for my book. "The Story of Mr.Chav and Dr.Posh" will be out soon, it's an absolute hoot. A tale of a gentleman with a split personality, Look, this is all rather embarassing, as its all gone a bit wrong. Can we start again please?
benefits_claimant 14:40, reply
I'm not sure that the world needs another Beckhams biography,
but how the hell did Skeletor get a doctorate?
humphrey_plugg 14:49, reply
I was right!
You didn't leave. But, I fear, the eds will make you disappear again in a minute.
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are you gordon brown?
because you've judged the mood of the people just right.
blackkettle 14:44, reply
Anyone interested in the party
Email me. There will be celeb galore and more, Emma Noble has confirmed she will be in attendance.
benefits_claimant 14:49, reply
POTD
jesusandmaryjane 14:58, reply
I quit
That's the last straw. I quit. Fuck you all. I want a refund of my GBP10.
benefits_claimant 14:26, reply
before you go please tell me where this Netto place is - I am getting very bored of my wife smoking her Peter Jones card at Waitrose the whole time
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I'm now losing context with regard to
who is being ironic and when. *Whooshes self*
medium_smart 14:37, reply
Insider Tip.
Of course one will be attending the Groucho Club for the normal hi-jinx's and chatter this festive season. My publisher insists that Christmas Dinner will be enjoyed on 19th December. For those of you who will also be in attendance, the Gravadlax starter is absolutely divine and you simply must go for menu B above any other choice.
benefits_claimant 13:00, reply
how can gravadlax be divine? Even if the salmon was truly wild its still just smoked salmon with a dill sauce..... was testing at Goodwood yesterday and saw Dario Franchitti (Indy 500 winner) out in Nick Mason's Ferrari 250 GTO - given its a $30 million it was impressive that he was fully on it... before I am slated it is about as interesting as finding out shock horror a christmas menu is going to include smoked salmon......
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What would you know?
It's already been proven that EVERYONE who posts here with the exception of myself is a lower class moron. The only Salmon you know about is the tinned type. Now run along to Netto or wherever you "credit crunch" affected get your groceries these days.
benefits_claimant 14:11, reply
If I knew what Netto was I would as I love a bargain - do they just sell tinned salmon or could I get the doris to do the whole weeks shopping there?
Now maybe I can trouble your creative mind further and ask your advice asto what I should wear for the Goodwood Ball - the theme this year is China but I am sure somebody of your social standing already knew that
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Technically
gravlax is a little more than mere smoked salmon. It should be buried after smoking to allow it to ferment slightly.
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A pedant writes
it's cured not smoked- But agree with the rest of your sentiments.
quercusmarner 14:08, reply
I won't bother this year.
It's been absolutely appalling for years, but you are the last straw.
edmor 13:40, reply
Here, have a bag of personalities
and see which one suits you best. Then fucking STICK TO IT. The continuity minions are having a stroke right now.
morning_star 13:49, reply
Inside her: tip
One simply must recommend the splendid Best Kebab and Pizza for the most wonderous post-revelry abusing Cypriots and stepping over vomit extravaganza this and every Saturday evening. The chicken donner is something to die for, or as a result of, and the chili sauce that you will wake up to find has dyed the corners of your lips the same bright hue of orange that has seeped through the back of your pantaloons, is a triumph of alcohol over judgement but simply must be experienced.
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I thought you were talking about
last week's Time Out and their big up of ace kebab shops. Normally their foodie round ups are cunt soup, never moving outside of the painfully precious parts of London, but for once here was a useful list.
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Am I asleep? Is this some kind of nightmare? Has everyone in the world turned into Giles Cunting Coren? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHH!!
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Make the c for cunting lowercase for crying out loud!
YOU'VE FUCKING RUINED EVERYTHING NOW *throws toys out of pram*
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Yeah, can you go back to pretending to be an illiterate handyman - his simple naivety was almost refreshing compared to the tiresome cunt you are pretending to be now.
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I've had enough of you.
Listen here, and having lurked on the site for a while and therefore being quite familiar with your previous conduct on this board, I have elected to use your chosen tone for this response – You fucking little scrote, piss off and leave the rest of us to enjoy our banter, no one likes you around here and do not think I am alone in saying that you are the most hated cunt with a login. Your silly little “Lilly Allen” comment bears no relevance to my posting or Miss Allen herself, incidentally, fuckhead, her father is a charming gentleman with more talent in his little toe than you could ever dream of possessing. I would love nothing more than to stamp on your fingers to stop you ever posting on this board ever again, alas; my standards are far higher than that. This board is designed for those in the media, which you are not, so be a good little oik and run along to the nearest tabloid forums and bore them with your tedium. Oh, one last thing – suck my dick.
benefits_claimant 13:36, reply
Why don't you stop with all this and go back to advertising your Birds Eye ready meals Giles?
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what a cock
indiana 13:40, reply
What's the thingum for to
ignore posts from certain posters? I believe if one types something in the hole at the top of the page, their nonsense doesn't show up? *Sucks pipe*
medium_smart 13:45, reply
YOU STUPID, STUPID PEOPLE!
I was expecting some solidarity amongst us "Media Types" - not one of you have the sense of brotherhood to actually back me up on this one. It's pretty clear that I am a rose amongst the thorns here. I can only conclude that you are all really fucking stupid. Where is the applause for the way I have berated and ticked off TH_FV? Where is the icon or fanfare for the news I have provided regarding the Groucho menu? Are you all proles? Peasants? Or just lacking braincells? You have let yourselves down! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOUR FAMILIES! and above all SHAME ON YOUR SCHOOLS and your lack of education, You STUPID STUPID PEOPLE
benefits_claimant 14:02, reply
alright boris
don't throw ALL your toys out the pram.
*seriously though, you do seem like a total cunt.
lebaddass 14:20, reply
I'd wager this is Coren himself
Probably taking a break from filming "TV's Top 100 TV's Top 100 Shows" to dazzle us with his wit, irony, and mastery of the written word, having heard about the frequent besmirching of his good name.
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I don't think it's Coren;
He just ended on an unstressed syllable there. What an utter,utter,cock though.
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Oh but we do like you-
Here's the shiny new icon we've had specially prepared for you ![]()
quercusmarner 14:10, reply
DO NOT treat me like I am a
piece of Idiot. Do you understand me? I will have you in court for the way you have treated me.
benefits_claimant 14:18, reply
That's better.
humphrey_plugg 14:21, reply
I refer the right Hon. to my previous answer down there *points*
It's the new zero tolerance Ed
My cow carked it a while back- brutal stuff
quercusmarner 15:20, delete, edit, arf, barf, reply
quercusmarner 14:16, reply
It's a tiny image of an animal
next to an anonymous login. You really need to get over it...
medium_smart 14:20, reply
I am quaking in my boots..
It's threat to "stamp on my fingers" has got me shitting myself.
tryhard_fashionvictim 13:45, reply
*Awaits Deirdre*
quercusmarner 13:55, reply
Man City Buy-out Shocker!
Sun Newspaper comes clean over 'Arab Sheik' con, to showcase the scurge of money influencing the once beautiful game
weeble 13:01, reply
Fuck wonky-toothed moppets miming at the opening ceremony
China's started locking up foreign journalists on a whim now.
Closing ceremony to feature live executions!
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I like the way the Beeb
thought the ceremony worthy of being #1 on the "news" on Friday. NEWS - Chinese in 'are good with fireworks' shocka. NEWS - Chinese are good at making a lot of people do the same thing at the same time shocka. NEWS - something planned 12 years ago happens.
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Compared to 2012 when it will be
NEWS - Olympic opening ceremony held at Wembly stadium as Olympic stadium not due to be ready until 2026. NEWS - Brits cannot organise a piss up in a brewery. NEWS - Maddie sighted in Borneo.





