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If you could un-invent one thing what would it be?

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Tobacco. I'd give my left bollock to get free of this stuff.

opus Fri 12 Mar 6:07, (Answer / reply)

QOTD.......

powermaster Fri 12 Mar 11:45, (Answer / reply)


Robert Elms.

spank_daley Fri 12 Mar 9:59, (Answer / reply)

mobile phones

bubbleboy Fri 12 Mar 12:04, (Answer / reply)

AND

dawnsyndrome Fri 12 Mar 11:22, (Answer / reply)

Work and/or the 5 day week. Whomever thought this up was an idiot.

vectorvictor Fri 12 Mar 9:53, (Answer / reply)

The Go Compare ads

m50 Fri 12 Mar 13:41, (Answer / reply)


The flux capacitor

sputnik1 Fri 12 Mar 16:00, (Answer / reply)

Leaf blowers.

raskol Fri 12 Mar 16:26, (Answer / reply)

Life in general.

edmor Fri 12 Mar 15:07, (Answer / reply)

Toyota Brakes

bogarts_lung Fri 12 Mar 17:35, (Answer / reply)

The un-invention of coffee drinks in pubs.

Why should I wait an extra ten minutes to be served whilst the barman prepares your fucking choca-loka-latte. Piss off to Starbucks.

fayekorgazm Fri 12 Mar 16:50, (Answer / reply)

My mahogany dildo from that ostrich's cloaca.

mike_hunt Fri 12 Mar 9:10, (Answer / reply)

Sprouts or wars or something.

webmong Fri 12 Mar 1:20, (Answer / reply)

Richard Bacon. And those shitty blazers he insists on wearing.

7zark7 Fri 12 Mar 6:32, (Answer / reply)

Capitalism.

whats_the_beef_chief Fri 12 Mar 9:47, (Answer / reply)

nintendo wii and laptops - so i don't get burgled so often...

horsespider Fri 12 Mar 11:52, (Answer / reply)

Forehead tittaes

edmor Fri 12 Mar 16:49, (Answer / reply)


Ahh fuck it- it's been a while- "YOUR MUM"

mrs_ivy_trellis Fri 12 Mar 15:33, (Answer / reply)

The internet, then I might get some fucking work done.

deep_stoat Fri 12 Mar 0:07, (Answer / reply)

Libel laws.

mrsix Fri 12 Mar 9:12, (Answer / reply)

Scottish Nationalism, inspired by a film by a short arsed Aussie.

arch_stanton Fri 12 Mar 11:53, (Answer / reply)

the internal combustion engine. walk you lazy fuckers.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Fri 12 Mar 0:48, (Answer / reply)

Grange Hill. That's where the decline of UK society started, with a sausage on a fork.

roger_mycock Fri 12 Mar 7:30, (Answer / reply)

Monday afternoons - between 2:30pm and 4:27pm.

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Fri 12 Mar 10:02, (Answer / reply)

commas and full stops

awaitsinevitableabuse Fri 12 Mar 11:48, (Answer / reply)

baboons! then we just could have had a book about them lovely badgers

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Fri 12 Mar 8:57, (Answer / reply)

Religion, obnov.

jesusandmaryjane Fri 12 Mar 7:41, (Answer / reply)

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What was the first computer game you played?

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What's the most inappropriate name for a charity you can think of?

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What's the most underwhelming autograph you own?

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Describe what happened the first time you went online.

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What should have won at the Oscars?

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If you could vote one poster off the messageboard who would it be?

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What makes you happy when you are sad?

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