Body week: In a Frankenstein style, put together your perfect person.
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Pretty much all of Scott Bakula but with Dan Cruickshank's elephant cock.
7zark7 Fri 3 Jul 8:05, (Answer / reply)
Sharapova's legs, Kelly Brook's breasts, Jennifer Connolly's face and the bottom of a 12 year old boy.
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to look like cindy crawford circa 1990-to bounce around on until he begs for mercy to look at it'd have to be paolo maldini...
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The bone structure of Diana Ross, the hair of Michael Hutchence, the flexibility of James Brown, the skin tone of a scotch agoraphobic, the nose of a Barbie doll and the penis of a dalmation. Maybe not the heart of Joe Kinnear this time though, eh.
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the moral fibre of Tony Benn. the body of Chris Meloni (Oz, Law & Order: SVU). the face of Gerard Butler. the wallet of Philip Green. and the cock of m50 poster.
thegingerprince Fri 3 Jul 11:05, (Answer / reply)
All of the wonderfully filthy Tracy Emin but with full size clowns feet. Dirty sex followed by a chuckle. Perfect.
lennie Fri 3 Jul 14:50, (Answer / reply)
hair/jawline - Johnny Depp
Eyes - Chris Nunez (look it up)
body - fabio cannavaro
humour - david mitchell
cock - liam neeson
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Doira Bairds bod with Laura Hortons brains- "Hands a little further up the shaft love" etc 
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Konnie Huq's much-larger-in-real-life breasts, and, well, that will do for now. Maybe a sandwich as well.
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Natalie Portman, Lauren Lavern and Melissa Theuriau. It'd be a monumental faux pas to butcher those fillies. Instead they'd fit together in so many non permanent and enchanting ways. A bit like sex lego or dirty power rangers.
morning_star Fri 3 Jul 11:41, (Answer / reply)
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