Not sure what about you?

whitemaninhammersmithpalais Fri 19 Mar 9:58, (Answer / reply)

Going to a titty bar with Stephen Fry this evening; swimming with Carmen Electra tomorrow; and of course, out for a drink with Richard E Grant on Sunday.

jesusandmaryjane Fri 19 Mar 9:52, (Answer / reply)

I'm putting on my best Westwood frock and going for tea, cucumber sandwiches and fancy cakes at the Ritz with Noggin the Nog, then we're going to get ripped off our tits, thank you for asking.

deidre Fri 19 Mar 10:48, (Answer / reply)

Making an MP3 recording of the Jack Hawkins track '30-60-90' from the original 'Psychedelic 70s' vinyl.

sydbarretthomes Fri 19 Mar 10:27, (Answer / reply)

Watch telly. Wank. Wander round the supermarket aimlessly. Wank. Get thrown out of supermarket (Tesco) Think about going out. Ring some mates to arrange going out. Stay in. Cry. Wank. Watch telly. Consider going out on my own. Stay in. Take drugs. Stay up all night gurning. Feel suicidal til Monday eventually comes.

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake Fri 19 Mar 10:06, (Answer / reply)

DJing tomorrow night, naturally. You should come.

honk Fri 19 Mar 12:49, (Answer / reply)

Not a clue just yet, why not ask us on Monday.

whats_the_beef_chief Fri 19 Mar 10:16, (Answer / reply)

If it all gets to depressing, I'll climb inside my Wardrobe and 'visit Narnia'

mrsix Fri 19 Mar 10:25, (Answer / reply)

A lot of money went into my account this morning. Spend, spend, spend. And I might try that binge-drinking everyone's banging on about. Sex remains a forlorn hope.

grimly_fiendish Fri 19 Mar 11:34, (Answer / reply)

Not sure, but it usually begins by me watching fat-arsed James Martin fuck-up his autocue on his Saturday morning bakery show.

fayekorgazm Fri 19 Mar 11:42, (Answer / reply)

3 day weekend so painting and caulking, sowing seeds various, mild flirting, getting a few pints in, watching the French give us a kicking. No sex or drugs and little in the way of rock and roll. Smashing.

mrs_ivy_trellis Fri 19 Mar 10:48, (Answer / reply)

Having root canal surgery. However, it gets me out of a family party I don't want to go to - so silver linings and all that.

anal_greed Fri 19 Mar 11:41, (Answer / reply)

Proving that I don't have an alcohol problem by getting cunted every night. I haven't had a drink all week so it's ok.

rogerkint Fri 19 Mar 11:33, (Answer / reply)

Last day's skiing of the season (for me) tomorrow. Sunday hanging out playing Lego Batman with the kids. Is dull but true.

jonmac Fri 19 Mar 12:02, (Answer / reply)

Probably hit the Rattler fairly hard then have a nice cry.

splut_cunker Fri 19 Mar 13:54, (Answer / reply)

probably cringing at Charlie Nicholas' tiny diamond earing, as usual.

harrylime Fri 19 Mar 10:14, (Answer / reply)

Vinnie Jones once answered a similar question in GQ thus: "You go to a club, see a fit girl and you steam right in there, givin it all that" (hand gesture to imply chatting up said girl). So, I'll try that and then head home alone (again) to watch the Babylon episode of Mad Men on DVD (again).

grimly_fiendish Fri 19 Mar 12:32, (Answer / reply)

horses, horse boxes, shovels of shite, broken toes & sitting by the fire with rosary and sweet sherry.

leontrotsky Fri 19 Mar 13:35, (Answer / reply)

The missus is up on blocks, so probably making demands about getting my cock sucked leading to one-handed channel hopping through the 900's.

spank_daley Fri 19 Mar 14:33, (Answer / reply)

pub quiz tonight, friends who have just got engaged coming over tomorrow, Sunday housework and work I'm supposed to be doing today 'WFH'

glitterkitty Fri 19 Mar 13:05, (Answer / reply)

composting the vegetable patch. Well you did fucking ask!

awaitsinevitableabuse Fri 19 Mar 10:02, (Answer / reply)

Moving to Berkeley with a hairy legged feminist who drives a Volvo. Yes, really.

opus Fri 19 Mar 18:00, (Answer / reply)

Take my son to a trial at Charlton tonight, take my son to football training Saturday morning, take my son to Charlton - Gillingham Saturday afternoon, watch Arsenal - West Ham on TV Saturday evening with my son, watch my son play a football match on Sunday morning, watch Man U - L'pool on TV Sunday afternoon, with my son and If I'm lucky, watch Zaragoza - Barca Sunday evening. - no joke.

edmor Fri 19 Mar 11:16, (Answer / reply)

Getting the early O'Clock train to Paris tomorrow morning.

Trying to moderate my drinking so I'm not completely cunted by the tim ethe game kicks off at 2100 as falling asleep in the seat someone else has paid for is very poor form. Continuing to drink afterwards, possibly through the night, then getting train back to London Sunday afternoon. Interspersed with the occaisional bite to eat and casual vomiting.

bighorace Fri 19 Mar 15:06, (Answer / reply)

Saturday's rohypnol rampage night.

Sunday, probably just watching telly and stuff.

crack_pot_pipe Fri 19 Mar 11:02, (Answer / reply)

Lying about my fantastic weekend plans that are something to do with your mum,a pot noodle, salty bitter tears and a celeb.

mike_hunt Fri 19 Mar 13:18, (Answer / reply)

probably save the world...again

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Fri 19 Mar 12:13, (Answer / reply)

zigzagging

toast_not_ghosts Fri 19 Mar 11:52, (Answer / reply)

Going to a Hindu wedding.

pooky Fri 19 Mar 21:48, (Answer / reply)

stan_ogdens_nutgone_flake's answer only with more wanking. A lot more.

roger_mycock Fri 19 Mar 19:23, (Answer / reply)