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What should be resurrected apart from Jesus?

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onthehushhush 0:00, Reply

Princess Diana, I want a Braaan baby Prince

whats_the_beef_chief 11:21, Reply

Love

theabominablehoman 12:41, Reply

Ask The Family with Robert Robinson

arch_stanton 12:15, Reply

Easy - the Rev. We need him back to outlive Sir Jingle-Jangle.

stoneageromeo 12:12, Reply

The dog license. And add compulsory DNA registration of all dogs to enable easy identification of anyone who fails to pick their hound's shit up. Mandatory street cleaning community service for all offenders.

electric_goat 11:59, Reply

Trotsky, he's never been more needed.

opus 11:57, Reply

Bill Hicks. However, I'm guessing that he'd take one look at the world today and his head would explode.

roger_mycock 10:25, Reply

Heather Mill's porn career. I'd love to see her naked and leg akimbo.

spank_daley 9:26, Reply

Johnny Cash. And don't bother resurrecting that hairy sandal wearing anarchist - give us back Cary Grant so I can test whether he was gay or not. Anyway, Jesus ain't dead...

tamara_bumpdeeay 9:06, Reply
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