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Describe the best day of your life. Did it ever happen?

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onthehushhush 0:00, Reply

Kissing somebody I had quietly been in love with for 2 years, for the first time. The next day they blamed it on drugs :(

orlando 20:49, Reply

That's easy, it's the day I first heard Ben Elton's "Double seat" routine.

arch_stanton 19:10, Reply

If I've had the best day of my life so far, then I might as well kill myself now seems as its been shit to mediocre and its only going to get worse.

electrogal 17:20, Reply

i) unless every day was exactly the same, you must have had 'the best day so far'; this does not preclude you from having even better days in the future

ii) until I am nuts deep in your arse, you have not had the best day of your life, not by a long chalk

flidsticks 17:50, Reply

Are you sure you're cut out to be an agony uncle Fliddy?

jesusandmaryjane 18:11, Reply

When I was on the dole, I once bought a plain doughnut from Sainsburys because I couldn't afford anything else. When I bit into it a million pounds fell out, followed by a supermodel who started sucking my cock. Best day of my life.

chelsearentboy 16:16, Reply

I hope I will receive a cheque for four hundred quid after I lost it in a Manc toilet. Looks like I'll never be able to afford the life-saving surgery for my child.

fayekorgazm 14:35, Reply

Finding love on the steps to platform five at Midland station. Drinks, laughter, a hotel room.

twattybanjo 14:17, Reply

Finding GBP400 in a Manchester pub toilet and spending the lot on booze and records and gak and making the day last more like 72 hours was fairly memorable.

honk 13:44, Reply

the day I hooked up with a girl I've fancied for years. the next time I saw her she dumped me, which was a bit fucking shit to be honest.

flidsticks 13:35, Reply

Every day when I get to stroll the mountain valley to my cute little family-owned cafe. There I gently build up a head of steam until I'm good and ready to wank hard into Powermaster's coffee. Woooo... what a release.

rick_gassko 12:58, Reply

In my youth, very, very poor, no money, no food in the cupboard, walking home hungry, I found UKP60 of M&S vouchers in the gutter. I thought they were just old counterfoils, but the woman at M&S said no, they were fine. So that night, when I had been expecting to be eating precisely nothing, I sat at home drinking a bottle of wine and eating a the best tasting steak I've ever had.

Of course this will pale into insignificance the day someone gets round to buying me my cunting pony.

deep_stoat 12:17, Reply

I was stopped from entering a club as i was with 2 gentlemen of colour and the door grunt was a prick as we walked away i noticed a tesco bag on top of the bins -its incongruity intrigued me and on opening said bag i found the following:200 pills,2 oz hash 1oz weed, 5-6g gak,some speed and a few tabs. It was what they had 'confisgated' at the club and were going to sell on but left it on the bins in case they got a visit (i found this out later when an accusatory row broke out amoungst the door nazis) NOW that was a weekend to remember- except of course i cant..

bubbleboy 12:15, Reply

The day I found out I was pregnant.

arseface 11:50, Reply

turned up at home after 6 pints of Adnams with a kebab in hand, invited into bed to enjoy kebab by the girlfriend who listened to my drunken ramblings, and then sucked me off before I went to sleep. Reader, I married her.

bighorace 11:27, Reply

The day I sold one of the tabloid's pictures of ****** ******* fucking **** ****** whilst ****** **** looked on. Second best day? Using the money to buy a HUGE house.

tryhard_fashionvictim 10:31, Reply

Every day is the best day. Wake up, fabulous hill views, snow glinting on the distant mountains, a run in the valley, good coffee in the cafe, into my office, log onto popbitch and you all make it happen because I'm duller than a brick. Losers, students and media wage slaves. Love you all.

powermaster 10:22, Reply

The day my daughter was born and I realised I hadn't passed on my mong gene.

stoneageromeo 10:18, Reply

getting sacked from my job in insurance for being shit - it did me the power of good. although I did cry at the time. getting fucked for the first time was pretty special too.

thegingerprince 10:08, Reply

I saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp, and it read Spank Daley's cock is limp.

I got to say it was a goog day.

spank_daley 10:00, Reply

When I was on the dole, I once bought a plain doughnut from Sainsburys because I couldn't afford anything else. When I bit into it there was jam inside. Best day of my life.

too_fat_to_skate 9:44, Reply

that's genuinely lovely.

tgp 10:20, Reply

Getting a sheep, cow or wildebeest icon on PB and no, not yet.

vogue 9:39, Reply

The day our Lord Jesus Christ entered my heart.

lennie 8:56, Reply