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Which celebrity is next for a lengthy spell in chokey?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

sarah jessica parker

for being in possession of an offensive face

lambanana 14:15, reply

innit.

mrsix 12:31, reply

Damn that Tookroger and his snooker-related ballusters.

jesusandmaryjane 14:26, reply

The Zodiac Killer. Who may, or may not, be Russell Grant.

popfiction 12:25, reply

Amy Winehouse to get clean, because there'd be no possible access to drugs inside prison.

opus 11:20, reply

With a little bit of luck (tinani tinati tinani tiniti woy) Boris fucking Johnson.

spank_daley 10:37, reply

The author of Age Ain't Nothing but a Number:

arseface 10:32, reply

Stephen Milligan...Oh.

mike_hunt 23:49, reply

Naomi Campbell (pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease)

7zark7 18:43, reply

Michael Hutchence?

lennie 16:51, reply