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Who should replace Chris Moyles and why?

frank_syntax 15:08, reply

WWE chief Vince McMahon. He knows entertainment. (Unlike Chris Moyles).

Alan Sugar and his two helpers from the apprentice. They could invite contenders for the presenter slot and critique their performance daily.The reason - it would freshen the whole nepatistic pile of shite.

mosseller 14:53, reply

Winehouse and Doherty as a comedy duo. The inane rambling may only improve a little but the jingles would be incredible (and there is no way those two would be seeking any boring weightloss).

kipper4u 14:47, reply

Replace him from what? I have no idea what he does and I have never heard him. I haven't got a radio so I don't listen to it. Fuck him, that's what they should do. Yes, fuck him right up, and kick his cunting face until it smashes. FAT CUNT.

mr_david 14:10, reply

electrogal 13:58, reply

Sarah Montague off the Today programme 'cos she's posh and has a dirty laugh....

electric_goat 13:31, reply

Nobody. Instead I would feed him Rohypnol every morning and have him gang raped live on radio by a tribe of monkeys with rabies.

edmor 12:38, reply

He should be replaced for two reasons. 1. He's due a rest and puts me off records that he likes. 2. Anyone who gives a self-appointed title is a cunt-the saviour of radio 1: cock. (see cliff-peter pan of pop; jackson-king of pop; my bum: had a plop)

His replacement.... someone funny like lenny henry, yashere or stewart lee.

lambanana 12:37, reply

jpeasmoldgruntfuttock 12:17, reply

A recording, played in a continuous loop, of a man vomiting up his digestive tract while being bum-raped by a kodiak bear.

grumble_mag 11:27, reply

And it would still be more entertaining.

deep_stoat 11:17, reply

Jabba the Hut. They'd save a fortune on the catering budget...

artificially_awake 11:12, reply

Couldn't care less, I'm far too old to listen to Radio 1. Although it is strange that I am the same age as most of the presenters.

bathwithkirsty 10:39, reply

Me. If you've ever wondered what Merzbow sounds like as a soundtrack to the school run, now's your chance to find out. And all my hilarious 'gags' would come 3rd-hand from threads on here from 3 weeks ago. Oh.

honk 10:38, reply

A swaying otter

arseface 10:32, reply

Number Five, the personable robot from the film Short Circuit.

popfiction 9:59, reply

Stephen Hawking

roger_mycock 9:41, reply

Radio 1 should replace him because he is a salad-dodging, unfunny, pointless fucking cunt. I'd have thought that was obvious really.

spank_daley 9:24, reply

A block of Lard-looks the same-cheaper wages and get more entertainment from it.

barry 8:49, reply

me. I'm an unfunny tedious cunt too, but at least i would play a few more records

shagpile_perm 8:20, reply

James Cordon. replace like for like. fat and unfunny.

mr_e_mann 7:21, reply

Absolutely anyone. SOON.

7zark7 6:12, reply

Boris Johnson. I suspect he will be kept away from the levers of power and is another useless fat gobshite with an inexplicably popular/populist schtick.

twattybanjo 3:17, reply

Lady Di but only if Chris Moyles dies in a tunnel at the hands of Prince Philip

lennie 0:25, reply

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