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Who is your most inappropriate fantasy figure?

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celtiagirl 0:00, reply

Jennifer Saunders and simon_cowell poster....never have shit inconsequential posts seemed so sexy....

m50 18:23, reply

my mum

uncle_fester 15:53, reply

Martha Stewart.

silkybunbuns 15:15, reply

When I was a kid it was most of my friends' dads...

mr_david 15:03, reply

Caprice. No, only joking - that would be preposterous.

arseface 14:31, reply

arc 12:25, reply

Penny Smith.

roger_mycock 12:10, reply

For some stupid reason I can only assume to be associated with my abused synapses and a hole in the wall is good enough approach to the carnal, it is that Chantelle woman from Big Brother. Christ know why.

flick_meatwood 11:53, reply

i know it's wrong, but it feels so right at the time.then i have tremendous self loathing and have to start again..

lambanana 11:51, reply

Megan Burns.

mark_eedersaad 11:44, reply

Actually, it's the one I kept in that suitcase for a few months. Fully opposable limbs and everything.

kps_jockstrap 10:58, reply

Your mum

fascifuckinating 10:53, reply

tamara_bumpdeeay 10:53, reply

Lily Allen. Obviously.

popfiction 10:41, reply

chelsearentboy's dad...

horsespider 10:40, reply

Wendy Craig

thatevilwoman 9:55, reply

Deidre.

twattybanjo 9:48, reply

Probably the paedo elf from Grindor (55 attack points), or the rapist orc of Nopalt (66 attack points). *rolls 15-sided die*

honk 9:48, reply

my boss. the fantasy is that I tell the cunt to stuff his job then punch him in the face.

thegingerprince 9:41, reply

Valerie Singleton

opus 8:57, reply

Pat Lampard.

spank_daley 8:51, reply

wilf self (and adolf hitler)

shagpile_perm 8:21, reply

Who is Wilf Self?

tamara_bumpdeeay 11:00, reply

Lois Griffin

mike_hunt 8:07, reply

Joey Deacon in his gimp mask.

stinkerbell 5:11, reply