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Who is your most inappropriate fantasy figure?

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Deidre.

twattybanjo Fri 25 Apr 9:48, (Answer / reply)


chelsearentboy's dad...

horsespider Fri 25 Apr 10:40, (Answer / reply)

i know it's wrong, but it feels so right at the time.then i have tremendous self loathing and have to start again..

lambanana Fri 25 Apr 11:51, (Answer / reply)

Penny Smith.

roger_mycock Fri 25 Apr 12:10, (Answer / reply)

my boss. the fantasy is that I tell the cunt to stuff his job then punch him in the face.

thegingerprince Fri 25 Apr 9:41, (Answer / reply)

Actually, it's the one I kept in that suitcase for a few months. Fully opposable limbs and everything.

kps_jockstrap Fri 25 Apr 10:58, (Answer / reply)

Martha Stewart.

silkybunbuns Fri 25 Apr 15:15, (Answer / reply)

wilf self (and adolf hitler)

shagpile_perm Fri 25 Apr 8:21, (Answer / reply)

Lois Griffin

mike_hunt Fri 25 Apr 8:07, (Answer / reply)

Megan Burns.

mark_eedersaad Fri 25 Apr 11:44, (Answer / reply)

Pat Lampard.

spank_daley Fri 25 Apr 8:51, (Answer / reply)

Valerie Singleton

opus Fri 25 Apr 8:57, (Answer / reply)

Probably the paedo elf from Grindor (55 attack points), or the rapist orc of Nopalt (66 attack points). *rolls 15-sided die*

honk Fri 25 Apr 9:48, (Answer / reply)

tamara_bumpdeeay Fri 25 Apr 10:53, (Answer / reply)

Caprice. No, only joking - that would be preposterous.

arseface Fri 25 Apr 14:31, (Answer / reply)

Lily Allen. Obviously.

popfiction Fri 25 Apr 10:41, (Answer / reply)

When I was a kid it was most of my friends' dads...

mr_david Fri 25 Apr 15:03, (Answer / reply)

Your mum

fascifuckinating Fri 25 Apr 10:53, (Answer / reply)

Jennifer Saunders and simon_cowell poster....never have shit inconsequential posts seemed so sexy....

m50 Fri 25 Apr 18:23, (Answer / reply)

arc Fri 25 Apr 12:25, (Answer / reply)

For some stupid reason I can only assume to be associated with my abused synapses and a hole in the wall is good enough approach to the carnal, it is that Chantelle woman from Big Brother. Christ know why.

flick_meatwood Fri 25 Apr 11:53, (Answer / reply)

my mum

uncle_fester Fri 25 Apr 15:53, (Answer / reply)

Wendy Craig

thatevilwoman Fri 25 Apr 9:55, (Answer / reply)


Joey Deacon in his gimp mask.

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