Who is your most inappropriate fantasy figure?
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chelsearentboy's dad...
horsespider Fri 25 Apr 10:40, (Answer / reply)
i know it's wrong, but it feels so right at the time.then i have tremendous self loathing and have to start again..
lambanana Fri 25 Apr 11:51, (Answer / reply)
Penny Smith.
roger_mycock Fri 25 Apr 12:10, (Answer / reply)
my boss. the fantasy is that I tell the cunt to stuff his job then punch him in the face.
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Actually, it's the one I kept in that suitcase for a few months. Fully opposable limbs and everything.
kps_jockstrap Fri 25 Apr 10:58, (Answer / reply)
Martha Stewart.
silkybunbuns Fri 25 Apr 15:15, (Answer / reply)
wilf self (and adolf hitler)
shagpile_perm Fri 25 Apr 8:21, (Answer / reply)
Megan Burns.
mark_eedersaad Fri 25 Apr 11:44, (Answer / reply)
Pat Lampard.
spank_daley Fri 25 Apr 8:51, (Answer / reply)
Probably the paedo elf from Grindor (55 attack points), or the rapist orc of Nopalt (66 attack points). *rolls 15-sided die*
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tamara_bumpdeeay Fri 25 Apr 10:53, (Answer / reply)
Caprice. No, only joking - that would be preposterous.
arseface Fri 25 Apr 14:31, (Answer / reply)
Lily Allen. Obviously.
popfiction Fri 25 Apr 10:41, (Answer / reply)
When I was a kid it was most of my friends' dads...
mr_david Fri 25 Apr 15:03, (Answer / reply)
Your mum
fascifuckinating Fri 25 Apr 10:53, (Answer / reply)
Jennifer Saunders and simon_cowell poster....never have shit inconsequential posts seemed so sexy....
m50 Fri 25 Apr 18:23, (Answer / reply)

arc Fri 25 Apr 12:25, (Answer / reply)
For some stupid reason I can only assume to be associated with my abused synapses and a hole in the wall is good enough approach to the carnal, it is that Chantelle woman from Big Brother. Christ know why.
flick_meatwood Fri 25 Apr 11:53, (Answer / reply)
my mum
uncle_fester Fri 25 Apr 15:53, (Answer / reply)
Wendy Craig
thatevilwoman Fri 25 Apr 9:55, (Answer / reply)
Joey Deacon in his gimp mask.
stinkerbell Fri 25 Apr 5:11, (Answer / reply)
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