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Can you cook?

celtiagirl 0:00, reply

Define "cook" *desolately flips burger, mournfully spoons dressing onto sesame seed bun*

glenmoranjie 15:43, reply

Kind of.

What I want to know is, what's so funny about a t-shirt that says "I love lamps"??

too_fat_to_skate 14:38, reply

I can do anything, I'm fucking Steven fucking Seagal me!!!

mrsix 13:43, reply

yes. is tomorrows question "can you fuck?" and is weds question "can you eat" ?

*oh i thought todays question was "can you kill" .but its still a yes.

lenorman 12:04, reply

No, but my boyfriend cooks bloody brilliantly, all veggie too

shagpile_perm 12:03, reply

Yes, if you can suppress your gag reflex. If you can't, why am I cooking for you in the first place?

webmong 10:51, reply

yes - I never thought I'd go for an original ginger, but the dyed hair helps...and he's just so fucking good. Oh? This isn't about Idol?

simon_cowell 10:08, reply

'and sew, make flowers grow/do you understand my pain?/Are you will to risk it all or is your love in vain?'

thatevilwoman 9:48, reply

No, but i CAN swear like a propa cunt, if that helps.

morning_star 9:44, reply

Depends what your take on setting fire to pitta bread is...

electrogal 9:06, reply

Peel back lid. Kettle. Pour in boiling water. Steep. Finally stir. Tearful wank and Pot Noodle? DONE!

spank_daley 16:09, reply

to a degree, yes. I'm somewhere between a fucking retard and Heston Blumenthal. admittedly I'm leaning more towards retarded...

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