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Can you cook?

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Yes, if you can suppress your gag reflex. If you can't, why am I cooking for you in the first place?

webmong Mon 28 Apr 10:51, (Answer / reply)


Kind of.

What I want to know is, what's so funny about a t-shirt that says "I love lamps"??

flidsticks Mon 28 Apr 14:54, (Answer / reply)

Worst Chatup Line EVAH!!!!!11111

tamara_bumpdeeay Sat 26 Apr 17:09, (Answer / reply)

No, but i CAN swear like a propa cunt, if that helps.

morning_star Mon 28 Apr 9:44, (Answer / reply)

Peel back lid. Kettle. Pour in boiling water. Steep. Finally stir. Tearful wank and Pot Noodle? DONE!

spank_daley Sun 27 Apr 16:09, (Answer / reply)

Only Crystal Meth.

stoneageromeo Sat 26 Apr 15:48, (Answer / reply)

Depends what your take on setting fire to pitta bread is...

electrogal Mon 28 Apr 9:06, (Answer / reply)

No.

glenmoranjie Mon 28 Apr 15:43, (Answer / reply)

yes - I never thought I'd go for an original ginger, but the dyed hair helps...and he's just so fucking good. Oh? This isn't about Idol?

simon_cowell Mon 28 Apr 10:08, (Answer / reply)

'and sew, make flowers grow/do you understand my pain?/Are you will to risk it all or is your love in vain?'

thatevilwoman Mon 28 Apr 9:48, (Answer / reply)

Define "cook" *desolately flips burger, mournfully spoons dressing onto sesame seed bun*

wulf Mon 28 Apr 16:32, (Answer / reply)


i leave that to the daughter..

lambanana Mon 28 Apr 15:54, (Answer / reply)

No, but my boyfriend cooks bloody brilliantly, all veggie too

shagpile_perm Mon 28 Apr 12:03, (Answer / reply)


to a degree, yes. I'm somewhere between a fucking retard and Heston Blumenthal. admittedly I'm leaning more towards retarded...

thegingerprince Sun 27 Apr 12:13, (Answer / reply)

I can do anything, I'm fucking Steven fucking Seagal me!!!

mrsix Mon 28 Apr 13:43, (Answer / reply)

yes. is tomorrows question "can you fuck?" and is weds question "can you eat" ?

*oh i thought todays question was "can you kill" .but its still a yes.

lenorman Mon 28 Apr 12:04, (Answer / reply)

Can I cook it? Yes I can.

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