Be a bit quicker with your screen minimising at work, specially when mammoth-arsed Sophie creeps up behind you.
That stinky is a bellend, but to be honest any number of websites could have taught me that.
That all over Britain and the world, individuals from all walks of life - classified ad salespeople, digital marketing account managers, council workers, insurance claims adjusters, IT consultants, accountants, data entry clerks - are united gloriously under the banner of misreporting third-hand celebrity gossip.
That a quarter of my life has been all too easily spunked away on a message board.
that "your mum" is a highly entertainig answer to many a question. it has brought me joy a few free pints and a couple scraps and bruises down my local...
taught me a lesson What? Never leave without your Smith N Wesson. Yo yo crazy ass mofos, fo shizzle write me you hos my logizzle at hotmizzle, I's a proper gansta, I'm home with mah downies, porpoise and snoopy the dog dog, props to tetrapac RPI, hoots mon, erm, fuck where's Vicky Aitken when you need her
Years ago, it taught me to use a bit of Marmite when cooking roast potatoes...
That FUCK OFF YOU TEDIOUS CUNT may be a satisfying but is not always an acceptable form of social intercourse away from the board.
And that grimly_fiendish is a sexual deviant with frankly unpallatable politial views.
And that Fliddy has ahnds of a pianasty.
QOTD
What's the worst song ever?
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Weasels of the month
- deep_stoat
- spank_daley
- lambanana
- creatif
- honk
- medium_smart
- fayekorgazm
- thetuftyclub
- jacques_as_in_hattie
- deidre