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Who was your first kiss?

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celtiagirl 0:00, reply

She was called Joanne Hicks and after school went on to become a Page 3 model lusted after by builders everywhere. A few years after that she fired out a few mewling, hateful sprogs somewhere in the Midlands and now lives on a bypass in Leicestershire with a Combat 18 thug. I like to think I had a lucky escape.

honk 14:14, reply

joanne - i was ten - she let me finger her - didn't get that far again for 7 years. she got in with a bad crowd and died of aids before all the drugs were invented

smarmylittletwofootbastard 14:14, reply

I yet have to indulge that pleasure, unlike rimming, which I have rather overindulged in over the last 25 years.

edmor 13:13, reply

Some bird at a party.

mingus 12:58, reply

Your mum.

tamara_bumpdeeay 12:15, reply

christopher murphy. he had ginger curly hair, a bit of a lisp, and dribbled a lot. I loved him. then loved his friend, ben marriage, even more. They decided to share me rather than lose their friendship. I think we were about 8. I was later told that chriss sister played football for england. I have had a weakness for speach impediments and dribblers ever since.

shagpile_perm 12:02, reply

Mummy

jjhunsecker 11:52, reply

I dreamt it was Kim Wilde. It wasn't. In reality - after a valentines day liaison 'down the park' - the poisonous tart in question told the rest of the school i couldn't kiss. I was wounded deep in the heart until I was 'educated' by a room full of older girls at HER... [I Hope you're reading this Helen]... birthday party. *Sticks V's up*

morning_star 11:31, reply

"i was made for loving you" was my first KISS experience. i then discovered "love gun" and "detroit rock city"

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 11:28, reply

Proper "getting off with someone" snogging? That would be the daughter of the then Deputy Mayor of Royal Tunbridge Wells. I think she only let me out of pity but I didn't know at the time & it's so long ago I don't care either (early '80s).

EDIT: I had played The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel earlier in the party & most people thought I'd broken the record deck... those were the days.

uncle_fester 11:13, reply

Scott Telfer in the coal shed under the stairs. We were 4. Imagine his embarrasment when I became his boss 25 years later.

ptbear 11:04, reply

deep_stoat 10:52, reply

As in snog? Jason in 1994, whilst watching Philidelphia. I'm sure this scarred me for life.

simon_cowell 10:13, reply

It was with Sarah England - we were six. She also showed me her vagina. Whore.

arseface 10:09, reply

First proper kiss was Dawn at no. 63, to the soundtrack of "I was only joking" and "You keep me hanging on", from a great LP for it.

mrothko 10:04, reply

Fiona Outram, 1976. Got hit by a car shortly afterwards, put me off for ages.

opus 9:41, reply

I think it was Donna, who took most of our class's kissing virginity, in the concrete play barrel in the infants playground when I was about 6. By the time we were 7, one of the lads had found and watched his dad's porn vids so we were playing gangbang with Sharon in the boys toilets - five of us, pushing our limp little dinkies into her face must have scarred her for life.

spank_daley 9:28, reply

Carly Thomas, on the lips, 1981. We were 4

She's married with 4 kids by 3 dads now and living on benefits.

I like to think its the fact that she could never tie me down has led to her mess of a life

llanelliboy 3:42, reply

No he wasn't. Woo was my first kiss. CHECK YOUR FACTS.

mr_e_mann 0:10, reply

I sort of hope it was my ma. (In a loving kind of way, obv)

grimly_fiendish 0:04, reply