No he wasn't. Woo was my first kiss. CHECK YOUR FACTS.

mr_e_mann Thu 8 May 0:10, (Answer / reply)

joanne - i was ten - she let me finger her - didn't get that far again for 7 years. she got in with a bad crowd and died of aids before all the drugs were invented

smarmylittletwofootbastard Thu 8 May 14:14, (Answer / reply)

Your mum.

tamara_bumpdeeay Thu 8 May 12:15, (Answer / reply)

I sort of hope it was my ma. (In a loving kind of way, obv)

grimly_fiendish Thu 8 May 0:04, (Answer / reply)

Proper "getting off with someone" snogging? That would be the daughter of the then Deputy Mayor of Royal Tunbridge Wells. I think she only let me out of pity but I didn't know at the time & it's so long ago I don't care either (early '80s).

EDIT: I had played The Adventures of Grandmaster Flash on the Wheels of Steel earlier in the party & most people thought I'd broken the record deck... those were the days.

uncle_fester Thu 8 May 11:13, (Answer / reply)

It was with Sarah England - we were six. She also showed me her vagina. Whore.

arseface Thu 8 May 10:09, (Answer / reply)

She was called Joanne Hicks and after school went on to become a Page 3 model lusted after by builders everywhere. A few years after that she fired out a few mewling, hateful sprogs somewhere in the Midlands and now lives on a bypass in Leicestershire with a Combat 18 thug. I like to think I had a lucky escape.

honk Thu 8 May 14:14, (Answer / reply)

christopher murphy. he had ginger curly hair, a bit of a lisp, and dribbled a lot. I loved him. then loved his friend, ben marriage, even more. They decided to share me rather than lose their friendship. I think we were about 8. I was later told that chriss sister played football for england. I have had a weakness for speach impediments and dribblers ever since.

shagpile_perm Thu 8 May 12:02, (Answer / reply)

Some bird at a party.

mingus Thu 8 May 12:58, (Answer / reply)

I think it was Donna, who took most of our class's kissing virginity, in the concrete play barrel in the infants playground when I was about 6. By the time we were 7, one of the lads had found and watched his dad's porn vids so we were playing gangbang with Sharon in the boys toilets - five of us, pushing our limp little dinkies into her face must have scarred her for life.

spank_daley Thu 8 May 9:28, (Answer / reply)

Carly Thomas, on the lips, 1981. We were 4

She's married with 4 kids by 3 dads now and living on benefits.

I like to think its the fact that she could never tie me down has led to her mess of a life

llanelliboy Thu 8 May 3:42, (Answer / reply)

"i was made for loving you" was my first KISS experience. i then discovered "love gun" and "detroit rock city"

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Thu 8 May 11:28, (Answer / reply)

Mummy

jjhunsecker Thu 8 May 11:52, (Answer / reply)

Fiona Outram, 1976. Got hit by a car shortly afterwards, put me off for ages.

opus Thu 8 May 9:41, (Answer / reply)

deep_stoat Thu 8 May 10:52, (Answer / reply)

I dreamt it was Kim Wilde. It wasn't. In reality - after a valentines day liaison 'down the park' - the poisonous tart in question told the rest of the school i couldn't kiss. I was wounded deep in the heart until I was 'educated' by a room full of older girls at HER... [I Hope you're reading this Helen]... birthday party. *Sticks V's up*

morning_star Thu 8 May 11:31, (Answer / reply)

As in snog? Jason in 1994, whilst watching Philidelphia. I'm sure this scarred me for life.

simon_cowell Thu 8 May 10:13, (Answer / reply)

Scott Telfer in the coal shed under the stairs. We were 4. Imagine his embarrasment when I became his boss 25 years later.

ptbear Thu 8 May 11:04, (Answer / reply)

First proper kiss was Dawn at no. 63, to the soundtrack of "I was only joking" and "You keep me hanging on", from a great LP for it.

mrothko Thu 8 May 10:04, (Answer / reply)

I yet have to indulge that pleasure, unlike rimming, which I have rather overindulged in over the last 25 years.

edmor Thu 8 May 13:13, (Answer / reply)