Cutting out pictures of Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin to mount on a "Men On The Moon" poster at my nursery school. Yes folks I really am that old. (grumbles about kids today, pops in dentures, wheels bathchair into the sunset.).

roger_mycock Fri 2 May 8:17, (Answer / reply)

1K - mum bought me a second-hand ZX80.

spank_daley Fri 2 May 9:17, (Answer / reply)

Being a few months old Sitting in front of the telly, watching 3 black women in silver sequined dresses descend a mirrored staircase against a black background singing "Jesus Christ Superstar". Its a bit strange considering we never had a TV till 1982...

ptbear Fri 2 May 10:45, (Answer / reply)

I had porridge for breakfast.

uncle_fester Fri 2 May 14:13, (Answer / reply)

The relief of the siege of Mafeking.

twattybanjo Fri 2 May 1:23, (Answer / reply)

Getting slapped on the arse by some git in a white coat.

opus Fri 2 May 9:11, (Answer / reply)

The first actually dateable memory I have is of being in the cartoon/newsreel cinema in Piccadilly Circus (later the porn cinema from American Werewolf) and seeing a Movietone news featuring the death of Donald Campbell in Bluebird on Coniston.

mandaliet Fri 2 May 0:27, (Answer / reply)

there's loads of room in this cellar

deep_stoat Fri 2 May 11:46, (Answer / reply)

mrsix Fri 2 May 9:19, (Answer / reply)

going to the corner shop to buy *goodies* in bare feet in winter and getting the hiding of my life for it...

horsespider Fri 2 May 10:59, (Answer / reply)

Thinking: "So far, so good. Now fingers crossed she's forgotten to take the pill..."

edmor Fri 2 May 1:25, (Answer / reply)

A deep seated feeling of unease and psychic pain about 30 seconds after the anaesthetic wore off following my last ECT session.

rogerkint Fri 2 May 10:09, (Answer / reply)

Being called "Eusebio" by the big boys in the street when I was kicking a football at my gate

grimly_fiendish Fri 2 May 1:38, (Answer / reply)

when fergie gave birth to princess beatrice. i always hoped she'd grow up to be a stunner....

lambanana Fri 2 May 13:14, (Answer / reply)

Being scared to go to our outside toilet coz there was a rat living in the back yard.

mr_david Fri 2 May 11:38, (Answer / reply)

err I've Forgotten

barry Fri 2 May 13:19, (Answer / reply)

The death of Elvis on the news. I would have been two so this may be a false memory, ma'am.

arseface Fri 2 May 10:22, (Answer / reply)

This one

lennie Fri 2 May 14:21, (Answer / reply)

the Queen's silver jubilee. I was 3, the Pistols were number 1, we had a street party and I wore a hat.

thegingerprince Fri 2 May 1:19, (Answer / reply)

I remember being on holiday in Spain when I was about three. I used to enjoy running along a small pier, and then peeing off it, into the sea. I also had a big chunk of a tree which had snapped off, which I dragged around everywhere for the whole holiday. According to my parents, the other holidaymakers loved me, especially the Germans who would always talk admirably about my white-blond hair. Thank fuck they weren't Austrian.

7zark7 Fri 2 May 6:34, (Answer / reply)

Being taken to the Hospital at 18 months old to visit my new born brother. I remember the view from the window (it were all fields then).

tamara_bumpdeeay Fri 2 May 11:42, (Answer / reply)

step dad pulling my tooth out with string tied to a door handle, my mother arriving home from work horrified (blood was everywhere, and we just left it for her to clean up), and from that moment on I realised it was much easier to wind mum up if we joined forces. *I love you daddy warbucks*

shagpile_perm Fri 2 May 12:16, (Answer / reply)

i suppose it was my mum's...although asking about my first mammory is rather personal i think.

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Fri 2 May 10:35, (Answer / reply)