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What's your dragons den idea?

24 replies

onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Flidsticks. A raging hard-on by day and non-stop wanking by night should make any young professional's life go with more of a swing than living to work.

m50 20:31, reply

Anal

muzar 18:58, reply

perfume infused fabric conditioner.

imagine your clothes smelling of your favourite scent..

or a cock enlarger

lambanana 17:50, reply

"Glam Jam". Basically jam with glitter in it - add some glamour to your breakfast. Probably highly poisonous. I suggested this as a joke once, but everyone since has thought it is a brilliant idea and keep urging me to push it. I despair for humanity sometimes.

too_fat_to_skate 16:05, reply

Anti-masturbation gloves for monkeys and other zoo animals.

stoneageromeo 13:27, reply

Pentipeptides. Ok, I didn't invent them but niether did Nadine 'I,ve discovered pentipeptides (presumably in the corner of some room or under a rock at the beach)' Baggot and it's not stopped her claiming all the glory. Duncan Bannatyne: "Has the product been given the go ahead through the necessary organisations?" Me: "Yes, it got 5 thumbs up from the World Congress of Dermatology."

splut_cunker 12:58, reply

curlywurly 12:37, reply

It's a great idea, but they'll have to call 09064889204 to find out.

(calls charged at GBP50/min)

crack_pot_pipe 12:21, reply

That all the cunts on it should be shot through the head...

artificially_awake 12:14, reply

deep_stoat 11:50, reply

You know what sells? Sex sells, that's what. You know what I'm talkin bout Deborah, oh yeah, come on baby, that's what I'm takin bout, ooh yeah, plenty more where that came from, there's what you might call an exclusive license on that stuff, that's it, lick it from your floppy baps, might cheer you up a bit you sour-faced mare. No don't start making eyes at me Douglas Bannatine, what? no Peter Jones no, you can't splash your wad on me, not for any price. Theo, sorry, you've got me all wrong, I'm no sponge, I reckon Evan's more your cup of tea, jesus, geroff, you're all freaks, and for that reason I'm out ... *alarm clock goes off*

flidsticks 11:49, reply

Apostrophes, they can be used to make possessives such as Dragons' Den etc...

uncle_fester 11:22, reply

An remedial educational company catering for those who need to use apostrophes in TV programme titles. (see also Who's Line is it Anyway)

mike_hunt 11:15, reply

Like I said on the show next year. A portable Time Travel machine.

mosseller 11:09, reply

i have no idea what dragon's den is...so i'm just going to say "your mum called maddie who has a pony with a swastika carved into its forehead playing monkey tennis with the hoff". this way i still have a good chance ending up on top without actually knowing what the hell we're on about

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 10:51, reply

My dragon would like a den in a cave by the sea. In Honahlee, perhaps...

with a sackful of drugs.

webmong 10:46, reply

Tsk. Like I'd tell you cunts.

rogerkint 10:31, reply

"The Fliddit"

Epic story of Fliddy and his attempt, with a band of dwarves and elves, to steal the lovely lady of his dreams from the dragons den. Follow up story a three parter called "Fliddy: the Lord of her Rings"

powermaster 10:29, reply

Monkey tennis. Try not smiling when watching monkeys play tennis, even you Deborah Meaden!!

babycatboy 10:25, reply

Monkey Tennis.

morning_star 10:20, reply

A death ray. And you don't give me 100k to develop it, guess who'll be testing it on first?

roger_mycock 9:58, reply

Start a message board where people pay GBP 10.00 to post random stuff

People will moderate/delete most of the comment-those that make it will be challenged by other posters.

Collect the best bits evey week and stick it in an ad filled newsletter

I'm seeking GBP 5000.00 for 10% stake

barry 9:15, reply

Celebrity Big Brother on ice, with a premium vote line for who should have to carry a midget on their shoulders for the next 24 hours. I'm looking for whatever money it is for whatever percent that makes my company worth a millyon because I'm a halfwit like that.

spank_daley 9:10, reply

Portable holes. Yep. That's it, I'd say. Portable holes.

cameltoejam 6:53, reply