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Who's the most famous person you've ever snogged? Were they any good?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Not a snog but Roy Ayres kissed me. Not on my Poo Poo La La, sadly, but on my cheek. On my face.

auntie_betty 11:12, reply

Julia Roberts, in Vancouver. And she was the best celeb snog I have ever had.

and before you fuckers jump in, she was not the only one. I have also snogged Glitter and King.....

mr_e_mann 22:21, reply

Christine Hamilton kissed me and told a pub load of people she loved me (but only cos I is a gay).

barq 21:59, reply

Frankenstein.

popfiction 21:24, reply

Marianne Faithful, in the bar of the old Marquee after coming off stage. Glorious.

jjhunsecker 20:58, reply

A member of St Winifred's School Choir. Not the one with the lisp. MANY years after they troubled the charts and TOTP. Yes, she was lovely.

toxicshop 17:18, reply

Valerie Singleton. She tasted of minge prawns.

webmong 16:23, reply

The nearest the vast majority of people on here have got to a celeb is two paces shy of their minder.

electrogal 16:06, reply

i would like to apologize to all you readers out there. seeing as i'm last on today's little popularity poll, i deduct that my feeble maddie mccaine answer is somewhat too long in the tooth. i hereby withdraw that answer and confess that i actually never kissed madelaine. it was a cheap attempt (albeit under time pressure) for some cheap laughs and i feel, decidedly so, cheap and dirty myself. i am ashamed that i would tell fibs to my fellow popbitch posters just to propel myself into the limelight. once again, i apologize profoundly for this abomination of the truth. i would also like to give you a new answer to this interesting qotd. i've snogged stephen hawkin...on the ring. thank you

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 13:45, reply

Jimmy Saville. Jim fixed it for me to spend several months in therapy, learning that actually it wasn't my fault & that my parents weren't ashamed of me and about to put me up for adoption. Was he any good? Yeah, credit where credit's due I suppose, he wasn't too bad... better than uncle Frank, anyway.

artificially_awake 12:22, reply

Who hasn't? He was a bit rough

lambanana 12:21, reply

Me. I'm also the most famous person I've had sex with. I may also be the only person I've had sex with.

deep_stoat 12:13, reply

Rosamund Pike. Fucking have some of that. She was quite good.

kps_jockstrap 11:33, reply

Mohammed - He was shit in bed, suffered from premature ejaculation. Probably gay.

ARE YOU READING THIS BIN LADEN YOU CUNT

fayekorgazm 11:19, reply

madelaine mccann. and no...she didn't really live up to what her mum promised she would be

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 9:55, reply

My friend Sarah. She's been to London and everything. No

splut_cunker 8:49, reply

I had a kiss on the cheek from Taggart. He was lovely.

tamara_bumpdeeay 8:46, reply

JonBenet Ramsey, and she wasn't very good at all. On reflection maybe snogging before cutting would have been a better plan, but you live and learn, eh?

spank_daley 8:43, reply

I licked Kelis' arse once. I told her the video for Caught Out There was fantastic. She looked delicious in her stunna shades while I tried to cover the Partridgesque Coke logo on my freebie fleece.

grimly_fiendish 1:35, reply

Cerys Matthews and yes she was.

llanelliboy 0:22, reply