After being kicked out for various acts of psychotic., mindless violence, he disappeared off to France and murdered an Algerian by throwing him off a train. Then 'disappeared' into the French Foreign Legion only to resurface 10 years later as an Independent Financial Advisor in Blackpool.
After an argument with his family with regards his choice of girlfriend, he produced an MP5K and a M16 at a family meal and proceeded to fire indiscriminately- ten people died and five were wounded. He then turned the handgun on himself, sort of hit and died 3 days later.
We used to shoot clay pigeons together.....
neither funny, witty or clever but true
His mother kept him in her garage with car maintenance books to read instead of sending him to school. He'd turn up every so often, where he would punch a teacher, or lob his dick out at the girls. Last venture was in PE, where he got an erection in the showers and naturally our class reacted with empathy. Jumped over a wall somehere in Devon a few years later, behind the wall was a 50 foot drop - He died. Still, he made the local radio news at the time.
he came out of an orphanage so everybody thought he had no parents anymore. he did. last time i saw him he had joined his mum who was a baglady in amsterdam. he had a longer beard than gandalf and smelt like an orc.
He never got over the rumours that he lost his virginity to his mother 'for practice' and he killed himself.
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