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If ghosts watched you masturbate would they criticise your technique?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Fuck off you tedious cunts

whats_the_beef_chief 12:54, reply

I don't think ghosts are in much of position to criticize anything, the spooky twats.

mingus 11:54, reply

He would pull me off.

deep_stoat 11:25, reply

He would put me off.

lambanana 11:19, reply

what? ah...thanks for that. now i won't be able to have a relaxed wank anymore for fear of being watched. i now think that ghosts are watching all the time. i might as well take my ak-47 down to the post-office and grab a headline in "the sun" before they lock me aw...shhh...did you hear that?

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 9:56, reply

can I have the ghost from The Entity please?

thegingerprince 9:50, reply

Nah, they'd be too busy sucking me off.

ptbear 9:42, reply

Yes. Not being able to climax without having my left hand covering my face deserves criticism

splut_cunker 9:31, reply

*sigh*

When do the schools go back?

I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it is fucking shit.

beryl_the_peril 9:25, reply

They'd probably give me the willies and I wouldn't be able to handle them.

jacques_as_in_hattie 9:24, reply

If it's good enough for the kids at the local school, it's good enough for fucking ghosts.

spank_daley 9:07, reply

Which major electronics manufacturer is moving into the luxury adult "toy" market? Step forward Phillips. 3 different personal massage units are currently in market testing. Estimated retail price GBP80

tamara_bumpdeeay 7:50, reply

EDs - I know when I posted this on the main board I said it was re question of the day but why have you moved it to QOTD?

tamara_bumpdeeay 12:11, reply

No, but it would give me a phantasm.

mike_hunt 7:37, reply

Not the technique, but possibly the quality of men who I was masturbating.

7zark7 7:35, reply

I'm terribly sorry, I appear to have logged onto Junior Popbitch by mistake. I'll leave you to discuss how cute the bloke with the afro from High School Musical is, how hot Heidi from the Sugababes looks and how wanking is so naughty. If anyone needs me I'll be wanking into a sock as usual and crying hot tears of shame.

roger_mycock 7:29, reply

No, take notes.

opus 5:51, reply

No, they'd see me as a kindred spirit. But then wanking with a sheet on your head, chains clanking from your legs, and a severed head under one arm has that effect...

creatif 0:18, reply

They frequently do. But the Rev is kinder.

m50 0:12, reply