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Who is death too good for?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

A little bit of bandwagon jumping, but fuck it, it's this bitch.

mr_e_mann 22:38, reply

*rushes in late, looks up and down* right you silly buggers- what about this uber-cunt?

quercusmarner 17:33, reply

You and me.

Remember, imbeciles and wits,

sots and ascetics, fair and foul,

young girls with little tender tits,

that DEATH is written overall.

Worn hides that scarcely clothe the soul

they are so rotten, old and thin,

or firm and soft and warm and full-

fellmonger Death gets every skin.

hack_daniels 17:07, reply

charlton heston. right-winged gun-loving fascist cun...hang on.... he's dead isn't he?

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 14:47, reply

gazza apparently.

lambanana 14:21, reply

These little cunts: Who drowned HMS Belfast's cat.

electric_goat 13:50, reply

whats_the_beef_chief 13:30, reply

Amy fucking Winehouse apparently. I got her on the office Celebrity Death Sweep 2008 back in January and thought I was quids in. But here we are in cunting October and despite spending the last ten months sharing a crackpipe with the Grim Reaper himself, the stupid pockmarked boot is still staggering about. Either die or have a bath you fucking skank!

jumping_budgie 12:59, reply

Jim Davidson

its_all_gone_mong 12:54, reply

Baroness Thatcher. I hope she lives forever.

johnny_cash 12:41, reply

Jim Davidson

glitterkitty 12:32, reply

Hislop. Unfunny, pug-nosed, self-righteous, Charlie Church little fuck that he is. Not Littlejohn, though. He wants burying alive, the black-hearted, hate-filled cuntbag.

fo_shizzle 12:29, reply

So, hang on ... who is death too good for? I'm guessing the question is designed for people to reveal who they hate the most ... but if death is too good, then that person will be spared death, because you wouldn't want to waste a death on them. So, shouldn't the question be, who is death NOT good enough for? So that you can imagine all manner of torture? Whatever. Katona, hands down.

7zark7 11:54, reply

Me. I'm going to live FOREVER. (and I'm going to learn how to fly)

deep_stoat 11:48, reply

Any excuse . . .

jpeasmoldgruntfuttock 11:02, reply

This old cunt.

rogerkint 10:47, reply

Our Lord, Jesus Christ. The fuckin' tomb fleeing cunt.

weekend_bender 10:26, reply

arseface 10:15, reply

Death is far too good for Tony Blair. Long winded painful slow torture involving rats, electrodes, pliers and a variety of acids which would then lead to death? Why, that would do just fine. (I would have said George Bush but he's too stupid to notice torture even if you stuck a broken bottle up his rectum and twisted it for a while.)

roger_mycock 10:02, reply

June Sarpong

electrogal 9:42, reply

Thather. Let he be sentient for the next two decades, racked in agony and devoid of painkillers.

fayekorgazm 9:10, reply

those cunts who sing about 'in this city'. they make McFly sound like The Kinks.

thegingerprince 9:08, reply

Estate agents. Which is why Suzy Lamplugh is never leaving the box in my cellar. I'll show her fucking bijou and compact.

spank_daley 8:54, reply

Absolutely Nuthin'. Say it agaiiiin. Oh sorry.

mrzipski 8:13, reply

Mrs Thatcher. Let her live as long as possible, sitting in her shit-filled nappies and drooling incoherently.

opus 0:55, reply