Put it in a car boot sale and buy something different, like a black hole, they seem to work really well.
nationalise untility services, ban religious schools, ban PFIs, ban tax loopholes that allow the super rich to do what they fucking please, allow local government and NHS to sack people when they are incompetent rather than give them another job to fuck up in a new team, bring back the birch
that should do it
I would escalate the problem to the Alert team, who will forward my ticket to the national Tech Help hotline, who will in turn return it back to me asking for a more detailed list of instructions to reproduce the problem, and I will sit there, staring at Outlook, numb, listening to the slow humming of death, thinking "If people actually did their fucking jobs this would never have happened".
sterilise people until they want to be pregnant and until they can support their offspring financially with minimal intervention from the state.
amend tax so that if you have kids under the age of education you don't pay tax on the first GBP50k of earnings,giving people a chance to bring their own kids up.
ban the daily mail and the express as they peddle more bollocks in a slightly more covert way about blacks/gays/muslims than the tabloids.fuck it, i'd get their editorial staff on hate crimes actually...
i'd nationalise the industries so we had a manufacturing base and ban imports from overseas of things we make here, creating jobs and putting the money back into this system.
I'd charge sheikh your money from city on something really big and keep my fingers crossed they 'do a leeds only worserer' I'd make Jason Orange my gimp,get me tits done and basically spend all day dicking around with my pals whilst making serious decisions on the economy and shit.
Chuck it in the bin and go and buy a new one. I suggest we buy Trinidad and Tobago.
country died the day billy ray cyrus cut his mullet off...it's beyond repair
Reduce the high street banking sector to one or two big players, sell all power companies to the French or Germans, reduce manufacturing to high value niche items and import everything else from China. Bet the country's wealth on hunches about the wealth of other countries and foreign companies in a few weeks time. Ensure that everyone under 18 has 6 A*s at GCSE and that the value of a University degree is about the equivalent of three good A levels 20 years ago. Make sure that only the rich (the important ones) can get drugs other than aspirin from the NHS. Outsource all IT projects to dodgy Ameican companies with poor records of completion. If it goes wrong, just bail it out from taxes.
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Popbitch book
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