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What's the worst thing you've ever done in front of a famous person?

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celtiagirl 0:00, reply

Sigur Ros singer, didn't recognise him, he had glitter on his face, I looked at him went oooooh how cute you have glitter on, pinched his cheeks and went on to rub my cheeks on his to get some glitter...i was drunk but that's no excuse.

plastiktom 9:01, reply

Take a picture. Of Brad Pitt

muzar 18:51, reply

I once told a customer in the video shop that I once worked in that she didn't really want to rent The Piano as it was "a bit shit" - she insisted and I typed in her id number, her file said "Jane Campion - yes the one who wrote The Piano"

hypnogimp 18:26, reply

I once walked with a pretty famous band after they played here to a local club. I was pretty drunk and needed a wee, and apparently stepped into a door way, hitched my skirt up, sqauted and wee's in front of all of them. They got me in to the club for free. I'm horrified at this as I have always loved them very much. They'll just remember me as the tramp that pisses in doorways

shagpile_perm 17:23, reply

Classy lady....I suppose you drank you're own piss too for a 10 pence bet!

highheeledhooligan 23:17, reply

Asked Chris Eubank for the time, days after he had been mugged and his watch had been yoinked. I am tho very thorry Chrithy.

weeble 16:00, reply

I got a semi on when Emma Bunton got all flirty.

grimly_fiendish 15:58, reply

Threw up on Ben Chaplin's girlfriend

manikman 15:03, reply

With Rory McGrath looking on I stabbed his son with a cactus

splut_cunker 14:43, reply

I laughed my fucking head off when Anthea Turner got blown up at Earls Court by a pyrotechnic at the Royal Tournament.

Everyone present laughed, except the daft cunt who primed the charge.

whats_the_beef_chief 14:35, reply

Your mum

fascifuckinating 13:23, reply

I went to punch Krishnan Guru Murphy in a bar at Edinburgh Fest after he looked at me funny, was restrained by the Commissioning Editor of Bravo unfortunately

rick_gassko 13:17, reply

Stared without blinking at Sean Connery which I think unnerved him and put him off his lunch. I then followed him down the restaurant stairs but to no avail. I also once told Sara MacDonald (who is only famous for having Noel's sprog) that Liam was a total arse. She'd been chatting away in a friendly fashion up until that point, the coked up boot.

beryl_the_peril 12:50, reply

Princess Di smiled at and waved to me through a window. In return I gave her the V sign and mouthed 'Fuck off'.

jumping_budgie 12:45, reply

i was having a wee in a hotel bar toilet next to fred dinenage. on my way out he was still in full flow, so i turned the light off. "hey!" he shouted.

__________ 12:33, reply

weed in front of Bob Carolgee's after he made me sing.

fayekorgazm 12:30, reply

I once was in a cinema queue in Manchester once looking up at the board and trying to work out what to see.

Amongst the choices was Stephen Fry's directorial debut 'Bright Young Things', which my accomplice fancied seeing.

I launched into a tirade of 'oh, ffs, he's not half as funny as he used to be, he's the thick person's idea of a clever person, etc etc etc'.

I heard a cough from behind me and turned around, only to find myself staring directly at Hugh Laurie, who just laughed.

honk 12:23, reply

Sniggered uncontrollably when Carol Vorderman splashed water all over herself while washing her hands in the YTV bogs literally seconds before she was due to start filming doing the numbers on Countdown. She shot me the filthiest of looks and stormed out. Otherwise, commenting rather too loudly "oh, wasn't he the one who got done for shagging that underage lass" only to notice that Colin Routh of Black Lace (for it was him) sat directly behind me, glowering.

agnetha 12:19, reply

Stuck for conversation I've brought up the subject of Bumrape, a band, not actual bum rape.

its_all_gone_mong 12:09, reply

I flagrantly gawped at a certain well known presenter's repulsive, shrivelled, small-inched, walnutty-looking knob in the changing rooms of a hotel gym. He copped my 'appalled' gawp and things were never quite the same again. Shame innit?

jpeasmoldgruntfuttock 11:59, reply

Changed lanes without indicating in my white Fiat Uno.

spank_daley 11:15, reply

Fail to detonate my bomb belt in front of Patrick Kielty.

jacques_as_in_hattie 10:26, reply

I once suggested to David Beckham that his wife took it up the arse.

arseface 10:23, reply

Take a photo of them and the alsatian.

deep_stoat 10:01, reply

I met Virginia Bottemly at a village fete when I was about 12 and she asked me which school I went to. For some reason I got incredibly flustered and answered with the wrong school then corrected myself. I have avoided interacting with the famous ever since. Either that or the time Rosamund Pike walked in on me shaving my balls in the shower.

bathwithkirsty 9:32, reply

promised him that he could suck my flatmate's cock if he would only come to my birthday party. he did...unfortunately my flatmate didn't know about the deal and decided to work late. some disappointed faces and pressing questions from the celeb's minders followed.

I kept telling him that my mate was "on his way" while he kept getting more and more harrassed by my other, coked up, guests. my flatmate never did turn up...mind you, i don't think he was gay anyway looking back on the ordeal

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 8:39, reply

I couldn't find my way out of GAY once (gyac, I was very drunk) and I bumped into Michelle McManus three times before she stopped me and said 'You alright dawl?' I muttered something about finding the fucking way out and staggered off again. Oh sorry, you said 'famous' person. Er...nothing.

thegingerprince 8:24, reply

Lose my hard-on.

7zark7 7:52, reply