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Please write your Christmas list here (don't be greedy or Santa won't call at all - three items only):

21 replies
deidre 0:00, reply

A dialysis machine

curlywurly 18:36, reply

2 natalies and a neve please!

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 16:10, reply

As we've all just been made redundant, a new job would be a start.

electrogal 15:37, reply

i'll have the 8 years back my brain left in amsterdam from '91 to '99, please. i don't need them wrapped or anything, just .. back.

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 14:55, reply

A UEFA cup spot for West Ham, a new series of The Sopranos and something for yourself.

thegingerprince 14:47, reply

wii fit, slippers (size 4) and another guineapig (female) please...

horsespider 14:39, reply

It's not even fucking Halloween yet.

ian_credible 14:27, reply

Some bint with Tits Til Tuesday, please Santa.

grimly_fiendish 13:48, reply

1) Someone to buy my flat.

2) Air travel to come down in price

3) Economic turmoil of biblical proportions, whilst I am sunning myself overseas, therefore leaving me unable to ever return

weeble 13:02, reply

Rope, Shovel, Bag of lime.

whats_the_beef_chief 12:55, reply

A tangerine, the Beano Annual, and a High Street bank please.

Actually can I change the tangerine to Iceland (the country) thank you.

muttleee 12:39, reply

All I want for Christmas is YOU! Not anyone else just YOU! It's no good looking over your shoulder. You! You! You!

its_all_gone_mong 12:38, reply

Natalie Portman. Again.

popfiction 12:24, reply

Socks, pants and Diora Baird. Actually, forget the socks and make that an industrial quantity of Rohypnol instead.

arseface 11:48, reply

Pony pony pony.

deep_stoat 11:37, reply

A reversal of my sudden complete inability to play poker, Nathalie Martinez, and some socks please.

rogerkint 11:21, reply

i_come_in_peas 10:46, reply

Three copies of the Popbitch 2009 Annual, obnov.

sharon_tate_modern 9:49, reply

An "I'm Mandy, fly me" T-shirt, a copy of D:Ream's "Things can only get better" and a single bullet.

jesusandmaryjane 9:16, reply

Jessica Alba and Heather Mills, legs akimbo.

spank_daley 9:00, reply

1. World Peace

2. Racial Tolerance and Harmony

3. A Dukla Prague away-kit

m50 0:04, reply