Tits, arses, fannies and the pint glass you put a quid in to see the others.
cigarettes, alcohol, the horsespiderling, mad men, corrie, a good sunday roast, orgasms, a guineapig's bottom lip...
cold crisp winter days, crying at e.g. Big Cat Live (poor Shakira!), waking up on a Sunday morning when you have NOTHING to do, gin and tonic with ice when you're really thirsty, knowing something your mum doesn't, the first cigarette of the morning, the last doobie before you go to bed, finding a pair of tights in the morning without a ladder in it, starting a new book, crash bang wallop action films with no substance but lots of cheese
it's probably not the most popular of answers, but honestly, at the moment..it's the new oasis album. if music journos would stop living in the past and get their heads out of their arses and forget about the "first two albums" they would realise that the band is actually doing stuff way superior to that period. and that's all i'm going to say on the matter. especially as it'll end up last on today's poll and nobody will read this anyway...knob, piss, cunt
Roses, kittens, copper kettles, mittens, brown paper packages, girls in white dresses (obv), some geese, not wild on the strudel, but it's a definite yes to the cream coloured ponies. And a marker pen, please.
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QOTD
Honesty Week: Straights - who would you have gay sex with? Gays - who would you have straight sex with?
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