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Honesty Week: Straights - who would you have gay sex with? Gays - who would you have straight sex with?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

I'd have gay sex with this lezzer any time

edmor 23:43, reply

If push came to shove Caroline Cossey

quercusmarner 19:11, reply

Thierry Henry or Eric Cantona.

johnny_cash 17:31, reply

It would have to be Johnnie Wilkinson

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rant71 17:27, reply

From Stargate SG1 and the Crying Game:

whitemaninhammersmithpalais 14:59, reply

Keanu Reeves, Paul Sculthorpe and possibly Vernon Kay

denislaw 14:08, reply

Jim Morrison, as he was on the cover of "American Prayer"

rubmeraw 13:42, reply

But I don't like the smell of fish? Can't I do a gay bloke instead?

tamara_bumpdeeay 12:51, reply

The 'Daddy'

muzar 12:40, reply

Gay...Straight...if it's up it's in.

dawnsyndrome 12:38, reply

connie beauchamp from holby... actually, i would anyway given the chance...

horsespider 12:09, reply

Lohan. And Drew Barrymore. Easy

shagpile_perm 11:59, reply

It still has to be Anne Widdecombe, I'm afraid.

humphrey_plugg 11:15, reply

. . . . but squinting and thinking of Tom Paris

jpeasmoldgruntfuttock 11:07, reply

Xtina Aguilera, Famke Janssen, Salma Hayek, Alesha Dixon, Eva Green - my taste in women is better than my taste in men too!

glitterkitty 10:57, reply

I don't mind really as long as she keeps a jumper on. fanny I might be able to deal with, tits...I'm not so sure.

thegingerprince 10:53, reply

I suppose if I really had to, it would be Audrey Horne out of Twin Peaks, in a threesome with Faith from Buffy. Which I suspect will please spank_daley (oh and btw my taste in men isn't bad, it's niche.

mr_david 10:41, reply

As a straight man I'd happily fuck any of your celebrity lesbians. Ms Lohan, for starters

grimly_fiendish 10:38, reply

electrogal 10:38, reply

Celibacy is the way forward. Sex is sooooo over.

arseface 10:29, reply

Your dad.

morning_star 10:08, reply

Kaka, George Clooney, Brad Pitt, James Hook, John Barrowman, Jake Shears - is this list getting a bit too long?

rogerkint 9:55, reply

Abbey Clancey and Eliza Dushku. My taste in women is somewhat better than my taste in men. Oh my gosh, and of course J Lo and probably Eva Mendes too.

simon_cowell 9:53, reply

Stewart Lee, when he does that thing on the video about the postcard with the kittens and the dog on the piano.

weetabix 9:34, reply

I'd turn for Johnny Depp and, when he was around, Michael Hutchence. Though in reality I suspect even the twin pillars of gay non-taste, 7zark7 and mr david, wouldn't touch me with somebody else's.

spank_daley 9:15, reply

As I'm bisexual I will go fuck myself.

whats_the_beef_chief 8:44, reply

Saffron Burrows is gay isn't she? If so, Saffron Burrows.

muttleee 7:35, reply

George Clooney. The mycock respects hot, regardless of gender.

roger_mycock 7:26, reply

I wouldn't. What kind of sick fucks are you? Heterosexuality is an abomination and should not be encouraged. I work very hard trying to correct this by selflessly sleeping with married 'straight' men. I really would appreciate it if Popbitch didn't try to unravel this good work.

7zark7 7:19, reply

Nick Griffin. An unthinkable scenario leads logically to an unthinkable answer. He might even be turned on to bestiality by all the bestial porn suddenly arriving unsolicited through his door. Probably involving horses.

m50 0:52, reply

Rupert Everett, circa 1984. Another Country made for a confusing year for a lot of teenagers.

opus 0:09, reply