a particular person who spend her years at university telling people she only had three years to live in order to elicit all sorts of things (money, sympathy, sex, etc. )- I'd quite like to see the look on her face when the doc tells her it's true
Nick Griffin deserves a dose of Arse and Cock Cancer 
arseology 13:34,
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So long as the 'illness' is one that involves some sort of ghastly insect that lays its eggs in her tumpsie which then hatch burrow upwards into wherever her brain is....
Everyone at the Westboro baptist church. Explain that cancer away, you ignorant fucks.
deep_stoat 11:18,
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Jeff Brazier, so we can all point and laugh at the ickle chav orphans. Death is well funny when it's famouses innit LOL!!1!!ROFL11!!
spank_daley 10:59,
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I know he's a really old bastard so surely can't have too long to go in any case, but Robert Mugabe is such an evil fucker I would be grateful for anything to speed up his death.
I think she might have a touch of hair cancer already.
Ant or Dec. If one were to die it would be hilarious watching the other trying to work out where to stand.
whoever made the decision to redub that odoureaters advert and not spend 500 quid making another one. I know there's a recession on but for fuck's sake. or BoJo, obnov.
This awful cretin...
I would like an undead Jade Goody to return and kick-start a zombie plague. She could start by ripping Jack Tweed's throat out with her teeth. He could then infect everyone else in Faces.
arseface 10:07,
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What an unpleasant question. But the Chuckle Brothers, I guess. Happy fuckers.
sydbarretthomes 9:16,
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Katie Price - that woman needs more exposure and cancer of the fanny has been proven to sell copy.
Whoever thought up this question.
Bono. The look on his face as he confronts his mortality would be lovely.
bathwithkirsty 8:54,
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what? you can get sick from hanging around airports?? christ...
The same answer as it will always be to this question: Fiona Phillips.
