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Death Week: Who would you like to get a terminal illness?

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onthehushhush 0:00, reply

a particular person who spend her years at university telling people she only had three years to live in order to elicit all sorts of things (money, sympathy, sex, etc. )- I'd quite like to see the look on her face when the doc tells her it's true

glitterkitty 17:20, reply

Nick Griffin deserves a dose of Arse and Cock Cancer

arseology 13:34, reply

No-one. No-one at all I'm pleased to say

rick_gassko 12:34, reply

So long as the 'illness' is one that involves some sort of ghastly insect that lays its eggs in her tumpsie which then hatch burrow upwards into wherever her brain is....

muzar 11:25, reply

Everyone at the Westboro baptist church. Explain that cancer away, you ignorant fucks.

deep_stoat 11:18, reply

its_all_gone_mong 11:10, reply

Jeff Brazier, so we can all point and laugh at the ickle chav orphans. Death is well funny when it's famouses innit LOL!!1!!ROFL11!!

spank_daley 10:59, reply

I know he's a really old bastard so surely can't have too long to go in any case, but Robert Mugabe is such an evil fucker I would be grateful for anything to speed up his death.

electric_goat 10:57, reply

Richard Branson

handrearedboy 10:56, reply

I think she might have a touch of hair cancer already.

morning_star 10:42, reply

Ant or Dec. If one were to die it would be hilarious watching the other trying to work out where to stand.

mrsix 10:34, reply

whoever made the decision to redub that odoureaters advert and not spend 500 quid making another one. I know there's a recession on but for fuck's sake. or BoJo, obnov.

thegingerprince 10:32, reply

This awful cretin...

dawnsyndrome 10:17, reply

I would like an undead Jade Goody to return and kick-start a zombie plague. She could start by ripping Jack Tweed's throat out with her teeth. He could then infect everyone else in Faces.

arseface 10:07, reply

What an unpleasant question. But the Chuckle Brothers, I guess. Happy fuckers.

sydbarretthomes 9:16, reply

Katie Price - that woman needs more exposure and cancer of the fanny has been proven to sell copy.

jumping_budgie 8:55, reply

Whoever thought up this question.

weekend_bender 8:55, reply

Bono. The look on his face as he confronts his mortality would be lovely.

bathwithkirsty 8:54, reply

what? you can get sick from hanging around airports?? christ...

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 8:48, reply

The same answer as it will always be to this question: Fiona Phillips.

roger_mycock 6:49, reply

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