I know he's a really old bastard so surely can't have too long to go in any case, but Robert Mugabe is such an evil fucker I would be grateful for anything to speed up his death.

electric_goat Mon 22 Jun 10:57, (Answer / reply)

Whoever thought up this question.

weekend_bender Mon 22 Jun 8:55, (Answer / reply)

its_all_gone_mong Mon 22 Jun 11:10, (Answer / reply)

Jeff Brazier, so we can all point and laugh at the ickle chav orphans. Death is well funny when it's famouses innit LOL!!1!!ROFL11!!

spank_daley Mon 22 Jun 10:59, (Answer / reply)

Ant or Dec. If one were to die it would be hilarious watching the other trying to work out where to stand.

mrsix Mon 22 Jun 10:34, (Answer / reply)

No-one. No-one at all I'm pleased to say

rick_gassko Mon 22 Jun 12:34, (Answer / reply)

I think she might have a touch of hair cancer already.

morning_star Mon 22 Jun 10:42, (Answer / reply)

This awful cretin...

dawnsyndrome Mon 22 Jun 10:17, (Answer / reply)

Nick Griffin deserves a dose of Arse and Cock Cancer

arseology Mon 22 Jun 13:34, (Answer / reply)

Everyone at the Westboro baptist church. Explain that cancer away, you ignorant fucks.

deep_stoat Mon 22 Jun 11:18, (Answer / reply)

I would like an undead Jade Goody to return and kick-start a zombie plague. She could start by ripping Jack Tweed's throat out with her teeth. He could then infect everyone else in Faces.

arseface Mon 22 Jun 10:07, (Answer / reply)

a particular person who spend her years at university telling people she only had three years to live in order to elicit all sorts of things (money, sympathy, sex, etc. )- I'd quite like to see the look on her face when the doc tells her it's true

glitterkitty Mon 22 Jun 17:20, (Answer / reply)

So long as the 'illness' is one that involves some sort of ghastly insect that lays its eggs in her tumpsie which then hatch burrow upwards into wherever her brain is....

muzar Mon 22 Jun 11:25, (Answer / reply)

What an unpleasant question. But the Chuckle Brothers, I guess. Happy fuckers.

sydbarretthomes Mon 22 Jun 9:16, (Answer / reply)

whats_the_beef_chief Mon 22 Jun 1:09, (Answer / reply)

Richard Branson

handrearedboy Mon 22 Jun 10:56, (Answer / reply)

Bono. The look on his face as he confronts his mortality would be lovely.

bathwithkirsty Mon 22 Jun 8:54, (Answer / reply)

Katie Price - that woman needs more exposure and cancer of the fanny has been proven to sell copy.

jumping_budgie Mon 22 Jun 8:55, (Answer / reply)

what? you can get sick from hanging around airports?? christ...

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Mon 22 Jun 8:48, (Answer / reply)

The same answer as it will always be to this question: Fiona Phillips.

roger_mycock Mon 22 Jun 6:49, (Answer / reply)

whoever made the decision to redub that odoureaters advert and not spend 500 quid making another one. I know there's a recession on but for fuck's sake. or BoJo, obnov.

thegingerprince Mon 22 Jun 10:32, (Answer / reply)