Suddenly: you're alive, you're alive, you're alive, you're dead.

jesusandmaryjane Tue 23 Jun 9:23, (Answer / reply)

Like Jimmy Carr, it would seem.

deep_stoat Tue 23 Jun 10:16, (Answer / reply)

Kicked in the face by a Black Eyed Pea (fingers crossed)

sydbarretthomes Tue 23 Jun 10:22, (Answer / reply)

Surrounded by friends and family, while driving a minibus over a cliff.

thegingerprince Tue 23 Jun 8:30, (Answer / reply)

Shootout in a Mexican whorehouse. Why? You gotta die of sumfink, innit?

johnny_cash Tue 23 Jun 16:16, (Answer / reply)

John Entwhistle got it spot on. You need to ask?

arch_stanton Tue 23 Jun 11:31, (Answer / reply)

Having just returned from my local Lidl, I'm starting to think we're already dead.

too_fat_to_skate Tue 23 Jun 11:17, (Answer / reply)

Bolt of lightning. Swift, unexpected, and you might take a few golfers with you.

muttleee Tue 23 Jun 9:36, (Answer / reply)

In a plane high above the ground with a beautiful minx doing a dyson on me just as I explode 2 grams of smack in one arm, a gram of coke in the other - I cum, the drucks go in and I jump out, the best rush evah and Im unconscious before i hit the ground.Ans yes I have given this alot of thought.

bubbleboy Tue 23 Jun 9:20, (Answer / reply)

Lying in the gutter, looking at the stars.

roger_mycock Tue 23 Jun 7:14, (Answer / reply)

After all the money I've spent on this body, I refuse to die.

dawnsyndrome Tue 23 Jun 10:20, (Answer / reply)

Sucked off into space.

weekend_bender Tue 23 Jun 7:09, (Answer / reply)

Change your name to Max Gogarty and attempt to 'write' for the Guardian.Then get a shooing from most of Britain with a brain. The arrogant snooty fucking little shitbag cunt.

m50 Tue 23 Jun 0:19, (Answer / reply)

Hypothermia after you've passed out from drinking a bottle of Laphroaig up a mountainside. Well that's my plan anyway...

webmong Tue 23 Jun 16:38, (Answer / reply)

Wanking in a wardrobe. Then Lucy Lui comes to your funeral. Seemingly.

fo_shizzle Tue 23 Jun 17:48, (Answer / reply)

whatever's the reverse of this...

thatevilwoman Tue 23 Jun 11:47, (Answer / reply)

Like Neda Soltan:

edmor Tue 23 Jun 10:49, (Answer / reply)

I want to go like the late great Adam Faith: Up to my silvery nuts in a tasty wee stripper forty years my junior, whilst the missus is on holiday. Fucking class.

spank_daley Tue 23 Jun 8:53, (Answer / reply)

Quietly, in my sleep.

Unlike my passengers.

powermaster Tue 23 Jun 15:44, (Answer / reply)

whats_the_beef_chief Tue 23 Jun 14:04, (Answer / reply)

Like my grandfather, peacefully in my sleep. Unlike the screaming passengers in his car.

splut_cunker Tue 23 Jun 9:17, (Answer / reply)