Sign up here to get the email every Thursday • Email address:

(29)

Death Week: Which company should go bust next, and why?

29 replies

onthehushhush 0:00, reply

Kids Company, I mean she can't spend a bit of the money on a stylist FFS or even Alli

lennie 16:24, reply

all domestic plasterers, tilers, painters, decorators etc. robbing, lying, worthless gobshites, the lot of 'em

squireofknottyash 16:23, reply

Paddy Power. Pay out when I win not make me wait 2 fucking hours you cunts.

scoundrel 15:54, reply

Any company that has a whispering child in their advert.

curlywurly 15:44, reply

Ryanair. Run by the most egregious wanker on the planet, painful to use and about to get worse. I want to force feed him water then charge him his entire net worth for the keys to the toilet.

opus 14:12, reply

Qatar Airways because I want them to stop sponsoring the weather on Sky News. When Francis is presenting, it should be sponsored by Ernest and Julio Gallo.

vogue 13:49, reply

Liverpool FC. Self pityometer goes into orbit.

whats_the_beef_chief 13:07, reply

Popdog Ltd - obviously. The bunch of arrogant tossers encourage media losers to communicate, possible meet, procreate and then lower the gene pool to Somali levels of irrigation.

powermaster 12:56, reply

Southern railway: incompetent cunts. One train door went wrong yesterday morning and as a result the network was thrown into chaos for hours. I also hope that Daily Mail and General Trust burns to the fucking ground with Dacre and Harmsworth inside.

grumble_mag 12:31, reply

the Caaaarfone Waarhaus, speak the Queen's English you dreadful Irish Cunt.

mrsix 11:45, reply

British Telecom - An organisation entirely made up of arrogant, stupid, jobsworth mutherfuckers. I'd gladly make them eat hand out P45s with phlegm and a punch in the throat a sympathetic pat on the back. They're about as effective as a T-Rex having a wank.

morning_star 11:43, reply

Tesco - do I really need to give a reason

glitterkitty 11:13, reply

I was going to say Lush but TGP got in first. But yes, whoever thought that poisoning the air with that noxious sewage all in the name of cleanliness deserves to be ripped apart by dinosaurs.

mr_david 11:11, reply

The Internet. Because it encourages wankers.

johnny_cash 11:08, reply

Vodafone. Because they're cunts.

jumping_budgie 10:51, reply

"webuyanycar!.com, webuyanycar!.com, webuyanycar!.com. Any, any, any." Die screaming you fuckers.

roger_mycock 10:47, reply

seconded

johnny_cash 11:06, reply

118118 - where to start, well, WHY? for fuck's sake...then for clearly using David Bedford's image, and having the gall to claim it's Steve Prefontain, persisting with said campaign, and then consistantly giving me wrong numbers, and refusing refunds unless it's in the form of a cheque - for GBP1. Utter utter utter etc. Ofcom shut these fuckers down and bring back 192.

muzar 10:09, reply

DFS. Those FUCKING adverts. Ditto fucking Moonpig Dot fucking Com.

muttleee 10:05, reply

Gossard or Wonderbra probably.

mike_hunt 9:46, reply

First. Money grabbing cunts. 'mon the commuters!

its_all_gone_mong 9:44, reply

Iceland. Not only do they give us that Cabbage Patch serial bunkrupt squealing cunt in all their ads, they compound it by advertising chicken tikka lasagne as if it's something to be proud of. Chicken tikka lasagne for fucks sake, which fucking halfwit came up with that abomination? And then decided it was such a good idea they'd feature the fucking thing? Cunts. Utter utter cunts.

spank_daley 9:35, reply

that fucking soap shop that makes your eyes water as you walk past it in the street. they're terrorists of the high street.

thegingerprince 9:30, reply

UK PLC, right? Anarchy!1

sydbarretthomes 9:17, reply

Lasgo Chrysalis, Ltd. nobody will have ever heard of them (maybe people in the london NW10 area) but i worked for them and the two owners (and most the staff actually) are utter, utter cunts.

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband 9:08, reply

Unilever. For setting up competing brands to give the public the impression of choice, and for selling those brands solely on the basis of how much better their new formulation is than their old one. Such companies are the antithesis of free market capitalism.

jesusandmaryjane 8:06, reply

Greene King PLC. One super brewery and chemical additives replacing six breweries and no additives makes shit beer sold to sheeple..and breathe.

m50 0:22, reply

to be fair Hardy and Hanson's stuff was shit anyway.

its_all_gone_mong 9:48, reply

Manchester United PLC. Removing the words "Football Club" from their crest is just for starters

grimly_fiendish 0:12, reply
Claims. co. uk is here to help you with free information about making a claim. [link]
Last Minute Holidays ... Looking to get away on holiday in 2011? holidayholiday. co. uk offers amazing holiday deals to worldwide destinations. Visit us now for some great deals for 2011. [link]
Reputation Management 1 Trillion Web Pages 1 Reputation [link]
Charm Bracelets - Because your better than everyone else. [link]
FDM Academy Sweden: TEFL and Learn english as a foreign language. At FDM Scamel, Sweden. [link]
House of Pearl Gems, Pearls, and precious stones news at House of Pearl [link]