Death Week: Which company should go bust next, and why?
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Liverpool FC. Self pityometer goes into orbit.
whats_the_beef_chief Wed 24 Jun 13:07, (Answer / reply)
Iceland. Not only do they give us that Cabbage Patch serial bunkrupt squealing cunt in all their ads, they compound it by advertising chicken tikka lasagne as if it's something to be proud of. Chicken tikka lasagne for fucks sake, which fucking halfwit came up with that abomination? And then decided it was such a good idea they'd feature the fucking thing? Cunts. Utter utter cunts.
spank_daley Wed 24 Jun 9:35, (Answer / reply)
Ryanair. Run by the most egregious wanker on the planet, painful to use and about to get worse. I want to force feed him water then charge him his entire net worth for the keys to the toilet.
opus Wed 24 Jun 14:12, (Answer / reply)
Manchester United PLC. Removing the words "Football Club" from their crest is just for starters
Greene King PLC. One super brewery and chemical additives replacing six breweries and no additives makes shit beer sold to sheeple..and breathe.
m50 Wed 24 Jun 0:22, (Answer / reply)
Qatar Airways because I want them to stop sponsoring the weather on Sky News. When Francis is presenting, it should be sponsored by Ernest and Julio Gallo.
vogue Wed 24 Jun 13:49, (Answer / reply)
I was going to say Lush but TGP got in first. But yes, whoever thought that poisoning the air with that noxious sewage all in the name of cleanliness deserves to be ripped apart by dinosaurs.
mr_david Wed 24 Jun 11:11, (Answer / reply)
The Internet. Because it encourages wankers.
johnny_cash Wed 24 Jun 11:08, (Answer / reply)
Paddy Power. Pay out when I win not make me wait 2 fucking hours you cunts.
that fucking soap shop that makes your eyes water as you walk past it in the street. they're terrorists of the high street.
thegingerprince Wed 24 Jun 9:30, (Answer / reply)
Southern railway: incompetent cunts. One train door went wrong yesterday morning and as a result the network was thrown into chaos for hours. I also hope that Daily Mail and General Trust burns to the fucking ground with Dacre and Harmsworth inside.
grumble_mag Wed 24 Jun 12:31, (Answer / reply)
British Telecom - An organisation entirely made up of arrogant, stupid, jobsworth mutherfuckers. I'd gladly make them eat hand out P45s with phlegm and a punch in the throat a sympathetic pat on the back. They're about as effective as a T-Rex having a wank.
morning_star Wed 24 Jun 11:43, (Answer / reply)
all domestic plasterers, tilers, painters, decorators etc. robbing, lying, worthless gobshites, the lot of 'em
squireofknottyash Wed 24 Jun 16:23, (Answer / reply)
First. Money grabbing cunts. 'mon the commuters!
its_all_gone_mong Wed 24 Jun 9:44, (Answer / reply)
Popdog Ltd - obviously. The bunch of arrogant tossers encourage media losers to communicate, possible meet, procreate and then lower the gene pool to Somali levels of irrigation.
powermaster Wed 24 Jun 12:56, (Answer / reply)
118118 - where to start, well, WHY? for fuck's sake...then for clearly using David Bedford's image, and having the gall to claim it's Steve Prefontain, persisting with said campaign, and then consistantly giving me wrong numbers, and refusing refunds unless it's in the form of a cheque - for GBP1. Utter utter utter etc. Ofcom shut these fuckers down and bring back 192.
muzar Wed 24 Jun 10:09, (Answer / reply)
the Caaaarfone Waarhaus, speak the Queen's English you dreadful Irish Cunt.
mrsix Wed 24 Jun 11:45, (Answer / reply)
Gossard or Wonderbra probably.
mike_hunt Wed 24 Jun 9:46, (Answer / reply)
Any company that has a whispering child in their advert.
curlywurly Wed 24 Jun 15:44, (Answer / reply)
Lasgo Chrysalis, Ltd. nobody will have ever heard of them (maybe people in the london NW10 area) but i worked for them and the two owners (and most the staff actually) are utter, utter cunts.
sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Wed 24 Jun 9:08, (Answer / reply)
Kids Company, I mean she can't spend a bit of the money on a stylist FFS or even Alli
lennie Wed 24 Jun 16:24, (Answer / reply)
Unilever. For setting up competing brands to give the public the impression of choice, and for selling those brands solely on the basis of how much better their new formulation is than their old one. Such companies are the antithesis of free market capitalism.
Vodafone. Because they're cunts.
jumping_budgie Wed 24 Jun 10:51, (Answer / reply)
"webuyanycar!.com, webuyanycar!.com, webuyanycar!.com. Any, any, any." Die screaming you fuckers.
roger_mycock Wed 24 Jun 10:47, (Answer / reply)
DFS. Those FUCKING adverts. Ditto fucking Moonpig Dot fucking Com.
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