Pour petrol over her decaying cadaver & then light her up, just in case like.

whats_the_beef_chief Thu 25 Jun 7:00, (Answer / reply)

rush to Scotland and do it properly. you think the English hate her!?

thegingerprince Thu 25 Jun 9:39, (Answer / reply)

She can't die you fools.

deep_stoat Thu 25 Jun 10:03, (Answer / reply)

drive a stake through her 'heart' to make sure the evil bitch isn't coming back. again....

mrsix Thu 25 Jun 8:08, (Answer / reply)

tamara_bumpdeeay Thu 25 Jun 9:37, (Answer / reply)

I'll stop and take a moment to remember all she did for the country.

hack_daniels Thu 25 Jun 15:41, (Answer / reply)

According to the class war activists 6pm Trafalgar square the saturday after she croaks is the place to be, its been arranged for years.

hypnogimp Thu 25 Jun 10:33, (Answer / reply)

Mourn that she couldn't have lasted another year of addled incontinence.

opus Thu 25 Jun 13:33, (Answer / reply)

be quite disappointed...i've had her on my deadpool list for years. because she has been refusing to go, i left her off this year. i'm the only schmuck in the pub betting on her NOT to die. so come maggs...one more year!!

sgtpeppersstoneyhardcoreband Thu 25 Jun 7:53, (Answer / reply)

Absolutely nothing. I'm sure in student unions up and down the land there'll be 'hilarious' effigy burnings and the like, a nice diversion from the fact that the Tories are about to get in again - far worse than the memory of a long politically-impotent relic from another era.

honk Thu 25 Jun 10:07, (Answer / reply)

Disposing of the evidence and getting my alibi in order.

mingus Thu 25 Jun 9:22, (Answer / reply)

Dig out my dancing shoes of course!

jesusandmaryjane Thu 25 Jun 8:16, (Answer / reply)

Point at Peckham and piss myself laughing at the sad sacks of shit still living in the past.

deidre Thu 25 Jun 23:42, (Answer / reply)

Probably pretend to be a right-on socialist and see if I can score some sweet sweet leftie poon. It's what she would've wanted.

flidsticks Thu 25 Jun 16:08, (Answer / reply)

Find a deserted pub with honk, electric goat and anyone else who vows to stay off the subject and stay there for several days, discussing food, music, television, art, and anything other than politics.

simon_cowell Thu 25 Jun 10:53, (Answer / reply)

If it's during the week, go to work as usual. If it's at the weekend, then the usual routine of walking the dog, then beers in the afternoon and evening. She might have been hated, but I'll be fucked if I'm going to give her any credence by upsetting my routine.

jumping_budgie Thu 25 Jun 11:25, (Answer / reply)

I'll find myself turning down Spank's invitation to have a celebratory drink with some minors.

weekend_bender Thu 25 Jun 10:07, (Answer / reply)

throw her rotting corpse down a sewer

touchmyspastic Thu 25 Jun 9:39, (Answer / reply)

For the first and only time in my life, I will ring a national radio phone in and explain in rational terms how and why she destroyed the social fabric of this country forever, how she died with blood on her hands, and why the eulogies Brown and Blair will doubtless deliver are stains on whatever is left of their character. Then I will go to a pub with a decent jukebox and get fucking shitfaced, albeit joylessly so.

squireofknottyash Thu 25 Jun 11:39, (Answer / reply)

make sure I don't watch the TV for a week, considering how many braying twats will be eulogising about how wonderful she was - will they allow anyone on to slag her off I wonder

glitterkitty Thu 25 Jun 14:13, (Answer / reply)

I'd need to find someone else to become the main focus of all my hatred. With no worthy successor i may need to kill myself.

splut_cunker Thu 25 Jun 8:51, (Answer / reply)

dance like this

relief_organist Thu 25 Jun 19:44, (Answer / reply)

Kick Kelvin McKenzie in the balls.

muttleee Thu 25 Jun 13:42, (Answer / reply)

Dump the Browning pistol, wash off any residue, run over my alibi one more time...

grimly_fiendish Thu 25 Jun 0:59, (Answer / reply)

End up in a row with some moron who will ask why I'm celebrating, then tell me she was the finest leader since Churchill...

friendlyfryer Thu 25 Jun 9:09, (Answer / reply)

Spend all day in the pub. Unless she dies on a Friday, in which case I'll spend all weekend in the pub, and any braying poshos can eat a bag of dicks.

billy_squier Thu 25 Jun 9:19, (Answer / reply)

Deckchair, tub of popcorn and a few tinnies on the lawn at home in Leeds. I'll sit back, log in and revel in 8 hours of PB oldskool tomfoolery.

scoundrel Thu 25 Jun 13:21, (Answer / reply)

obv - Jizz on her grave

kunani Thu 25 Jun 11:08, (Answer / reply)

press F5

uncle_fester Thu 25 Jun 14:48, (Answer / reply)

Get there early and beat Spank to it..

arseology Thu 25 Jun 13:17, (Answer / reply)

The scheming bitch has taken all the fun out of that event by turning into a senile demented bat. Oh well, there's is always Portillo's death from arse cancer to look forward to.

edmor Thu 25 Jun 10:45, (Answer / reply)

Try and avoid radio, TV and the newspapers for a few days. Can you imagine how much tedious bollocks we are going to be subjected to, the right-wing cheerleaders telling us how wonderful she was and the left-wing listing all her dreadful failings? I fear even Popbitch might descend into "She was a cow" "Wasn't!" "Was!" etc etc.

electric_goat Thu 25 Jun 9:24, (Answer / reply)

Like she's going to die.

sydbarretthomes Thu 25 Jun 9:15, (Answer / reply)

I will have billy_squier's monologue printed on a T shirt. Maybe one of Rik Waller's.

spank_daley Thu 25 Jun 13:13, (Answer / reply)

Bite my lip in front of the in-laws, for fear of offending (I know!), and stay out of it with everyone else, for fear of being bored to death.

spank_daley Thu 25 Jun 11:08, (Answer / reply)

Stand there laughing and tramp the dirt down.

nibbledtodeathbyanokapi Thu 25 Jun 8:13, (Answer / reply)

Remember her as she once was...

dawnsyndrome Thu 25 Jun 10:12, (Answer / reply)

Something terribly right-on.

bathwithkirsty Thu 25 Jun 12:33, (Answer / reply)

Oh, the obvious.

bitterqueen Thu 25 Jun 0:05, (Answer / reply)